Bo-bobo: Hello, and welcome to Bo-bobo's Awesome Super Show!
Don Patch: That's right, and the host will be me!
Beauty: Why can't the host be Bo-bobo? It's HIS show, after all.
Don Patch: (Begins to glow with energy) What was that mortal?
Beauty: Uh, nothing… (freaked out)
Bo-bobo: Anyway, how's our audience doing tonight?
(Audience is Dengaku Man and Jelly Jiggler. They looked bored.)
JJ & DM: Ugh…
Bo-bobo: (Picks up megaphone) WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!!?!
JJ & DM: AHHHH WE'RE DOING GREAT!!!!!
Beauty: (Bugs eyes) Why the heck did you use a megaphone?!
Don Patch: Shush, the show's starting.
Beauty: If you wanna be quiet, why'd you use a megaphone?!
Bo-bobo: OK, I'll just make my way backstage. Don, you take over from here.
Beauty: (rolls eyes) Oh great.
Don Patch: Thank you, Bo-bobo. Now, let's bring on our first act of the night, Gasser!
Beauty: OK, well Gas-Can won't be so bad, I guess.
(Gasser walks out in a clown suit holding a watermelon)
Beauty: …
Gasser: (Smiles nervously) Well, um, hello out there!
(Jelly Jiggler presses a button on a stereo to make a cricket chirping noise.)
Gasser: Um, never mind.
(As Gasser walks backstage, Beauty blinks.)
Beauty: Um OK.
Don Patch: Thanks for a good try, Gasser. Next up we have Softon!
Dengaku Man: You mean poop head?
Jelly Jiggler: No, that's rude Dengaku Man. Say "dung".
Beauty: Oh yeah, that's A LOT nicer!!
Softon: Hey guys, now I'll perform my cannibalism act.
(Softon starts eating an ice cream cone. Jelly and DM are amazed.)
Jelly Jiggler: Whoa, how'd you do that?!
Dengaku Man: That's kind of gross but cool at the same time!
Beauty: Softon I can't believe you'd eat your own kind!! What are you thinking?!
Softon: I'm hungry.
Beauty: …
(Softon exits backstage)
Don Patch: Thanks for that wonderful display of world class cannibalism! Up next we have Hatenko and Torpedo Gal.
(Hatenko walks out in a suit and tie with Torpedo Gal)
JJ & DM: (no response)
Torpedo Gal: You'd better appreciate me, because…I'M A TORPEDO!!!
(Jelly Jiggler and Dengaku Man get scared, so they start cheering).
TG: That's better.
(Hatenko produces a magic box)
Hatenko: Yes, thank you! Now, I'm going to ask my assistant Gaiyora Gal…
Beauty: (whispered) Torpedo…
Hatenko: Oh, yes, sorry. Anyway, Torpedo Gal is going to step into this case, and I will make her disappear!
(TG obeys. Hatenko then picks up the case and tosses it across the room so it smashes into the wall.)
Hatenko: Ta-da!
Jelly Jiggler: How'd you do that?!
Dengaku Man: Yeah, that was awesome!
Beauty: (bugs eyes) What the heck was that?!?!?!
(Suddenly, case busts and Torpedo Gal stands up. Her eyes turn into flames.)
Torpedo Gal: You can't do that to me, because…I'M A TORPEDO!!!!!
Hatenko: Waah!
(The two exit backstage running.)
Don Patch: Very nice display of first class magic trick! Lastly for our show tonight, we have Bo-bobo! Let's give him a warm welcome!
Bo-bobo: Thanks Don. Now, I'm going to destroy this entire night club with a blink of my eye!
JJ & DM: WAAAAHHHH!!! What do you mean?!?!?!
Bo-bobo: Well, I've activated a cherry bomb to go off in about three seconds.
Jelly Jiggler: I'm getting out of here!
(Place explodes, sending Jelly flying.)
Don Patch: (Winking with his microphone) Thanks for watching everyone, hope to see you next week!
Beauty: How can you do the show without any place to do it in?!
The End!
