Bo-bobo: Hello, and welcome to Bo-bobo's Awesome Super Show!

Don Patch: That's right, and the host will be me!

Beauty: Why can't the host be Bo-bobo? It's HIS show, after all.

Don Patch: (Begins to glow with energy) What was that mortal?

Beauty: Uh, nothing… (freaked out)

Bo-bobo: Anyway, how's our audience doing tonight?

(Audience is Dengaku Man and Jelly Jiggler. They looked bored.)

JJ & DM: Ugh…

Bo-bobo: (Picks up megaphone) WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!!?!

JJ & DM: AHHHH WE'RE DOING GREAT!!!!!

Beauty: (Bugs eyes) Why the heck did you use a megaphone?!

Don Patch: Shush, the show's starting.

Beauty: If you wanna be quiet, why'd you use a megaphone?!

Bo-bobo: OK, I'll just make my way backstage. Don, you take over from here.

Beauty: (rolls eyes) Oh great.

Don Patch: Thank you, Bo-bobo. Now, let's bring on our first act of the night, Gasser!

Beauty: OK, well Gas-Can won't be so bad, I guess.

(Gasser walks out in a clown suit holding a watermelon)

Beauty: …

Gasser: (Smiles nervously) Well, um, hello out there!

(Jelly Jiggler presses a button on a stereo to make a cricket chirping noise.)

Gasser: Um, never mind.

(As Gasser walks backstage, Beauty blinks.)

Beauty: Um OK.

Don Patch: Thanks for a good try, Gasser. Next up we have Softon!

Dengaku Man: You mean poop head?

Jelly Jiggler: No, that's rude Dengaku Man. Say "dung".

Beauty: Oh yeah, that's A LOT nicer!!

Softon: Hey guys, now I'll perform my cannibalism act.

(Softon starts eating an ice cream cone. Jelly and DM are amazed.)

Jelly Jiggler: Whoa, how'd you do that?!

Dengaku Man: That's kind of gross but cool at the same time!

Beauty: Softon I can't believe you'd eat your own kind!! What are you thinking?!

Softon: I'm hungry.

Beauty: …

(Softon exits backstage)

Don Patch: Thanks for that wonderful display of world class cannibalism! Up next we have Hatenko and Torpedo Gal.

(Hatenko walks out in a suit and tie with Torpedo Gal)

JJ & DM: (no response)

Torpedo Gal: You'd better appreciate me, because…I'M A TORPEDO!!!

(Jelly Jiggler and Dengaku Man get scared, so they start cheering).

TG: That's better.

(Hatenko produces a magic box)

Hatenko: Yes, thank you! Now, I'm going to ask my assistant Gaiyora Gal…

Beauty: (whispered) Torpedo…

Hatenko: Oh, yes, sorry. Anyway, Torpedo Gal is going to step into this case, and I will make her disappear!

(TG obeys. Hatenko then picks up the case and tosses it across the room so it smashes into the wall.)

Hatenko: Ta-da!

Jelly Jiggler: How'd you do that?!

Dengaku Man: Yeah, that was awesome!

Beauty: (bugs eyes) What the heck was that?!?!?!

(Suddenly, case busts and Torpedo Gal stands up. Her eyes turn into flames.)

Torpedo Gal: You can't do that to me, because…I'M A TORPEDO!!!!!

Hatenko: Waah!

(The two exit backstage running.)

Don Patch: Very nice display of first class magic trick! Lastly for our show tonight, we have Bo-bobo! Let's give him a warm welcome!

Bo-bobo: Thanks Don. Now, I'm going to destroy this entire night club with a blink of my eye!

JJ & DM: WAAAAHHHH!!! What do you mean?!?!?!

Bo-bobo: Well, I've activated a cherry bomb to go off in about three seconds.

Jelly Jiggler: I'm getting out of here!

(Place explodes, sending Jelly flying.)

Don Patch: (Winking with his microphone) Thanks for watching everyone, hope to see you next week!

Beauty: How can you do the show without any place to do it in?!

The End!