A/N: Okay, so this isn't a fic, just a series of non-sequential haikus. Some of them are interelating, but they're just random thoughts. Most of them are BatsxJoker related, but some are just genral musings or ideas that were floating around my head at the time. These were written for the batmanxjoker haiku contest on LJ a while ago. I didn't know what to do with them afterwards, but I figured since they've already been written, I may aswell plonk them here. Maybe some of you guys could get something out of them? IDK. Also, I think haikus are an excellent way of stimulating creativity. I wrote these before I'd even wrote my first fiction, so you don't even need to be a writer to do them, anyone can. So maybe you guys could give it a whilr yourselves? :D Anyway; have some haikus;

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I tried to deny
But the truth's carved in your face.
So then, shall we play?

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Listen up, Brucey
'Cause I'll only say this once.
You see, the truth is...

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We melt together
Your leathered hand grips my heart
For once, I'm not cold.

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So I complete you?
You ask of your reflection.
Paha, not likely.

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My funhouse mirror
I see myself distorted,
twisted but the same.

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Do you remember
back when we were just arch foes?
It was so simple.

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You crawl inside me
Trying to engrave yourself.
It's already done.

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Bang.
Friends hunt. Like wolves. Kevlar, blood.
Nurse comes out to play.

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The curtains come up.
Big smiles, props ready. Get 'em.
This one will be good.

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The curtains go down.
Last two standing, take a bow.
Standing ovation.

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Underneath it all,
anarchy is rather cute.
Yes, I've seen freckles.

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Oral fixation.
Lick. Bite. Suck. Taste. Tongue. Lips. Teeth.
Oh, we both have one.

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Lips crash together.
In your mouth, I taste my bane
sin, love, death, us. Home.

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Eyes of a killer.
Always there, knowing, watching.
Evil. Beautiful.

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This time, I'm a child.
Mom, pain, scream, blood. Show's over.
Who shall I be next?

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I wake up, screaming.
A knife carved my love anew.
My eyes weep guilt. Dream.

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A feverish kiss.
He tastes of apologies.
Christ Bats, what happened?

Hope they weren't too awful, or a waste of 's memory xD More to come anyway.