This is just a short story that I new I could write really quick becuz of pasting and coping. I just did this for fun and for humorous reasons.
Notes that must be read before you actually read!!!!
Sasuke is slanted.
Kankuro is slanted and underlined.
Itachi is bold.
Now Enjoying!!!
'How the hell did I get into this again?' Itachi asked himself stupidly as he stared at the clouds while being dragged around town by his little brother and the stupid older brother of the new Kazekage. 'I think I'm going to lose my insanity shortly if I have to keep doing this.'
The small group approach another larger group and notice they were all about the same age as his brother. 'Must be his classmates. And the Nine Tails. What a humiliation to be just put on display like this. I feel like a monkey being displayed in a cage.'
Itachi just ignored everyone as they talked very loudly. It was impossible to hear anyone of them singly so it was just wise to block them out completely. A blond-haired girl walked up and tried to get the attention of everyone on her. Immediately Itachi just shut-off his brain completely.
Sasuke popped up in his mind and was wearing baggy black pants that were down to his knees. He was also wearing Santa Claus boxers and a black T-shirt. Kankuro was next and was wearing a baseball hat with a flat rim. Also black baggy pants and a white wife beater shirt. It was strange seeing his brother and the painted-guy in his mind, then Itachi noticed himself. He was wearing black leather pants, black dress shoes, a white silk button-up shirt, and a white Zoot Suit hat. He was lookin' pretty hot in that outfit.
Out of nowhere Sasuke started singing,
Uh-huh, holy shit
It's
about time you get off my dick
A few times you been
around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like
that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback
boy
A few times you been
around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like
that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback
boy
'What the Fuck' is the only expression you could get physically. Then Kankuro started:
(Ooh oo) This is my
shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my
shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is
my shit
My God! This better not be what I think it is...Himself-
You damn right I was talking shit
I told your man so you would
hear it
What you doin' acting like that
Now people know what's
up
So you came to my place
Saw the look on your face
I hit a
home run then I kicked you out
But first I broke my pom-pom
out
And now you know what's up
Ino?
A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still
fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I
ain't your hollaback boy
A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still
fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I
ain't your hollaback boy
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo)
This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is
my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit.
So last night
girl, saw you under the bleachers
Giving head to a substitute
teacher
Perfect grades didn't make no sense
But now it's all
cleared up
And it's comin' right back
'Cause I'm telling your
pack
So don't freak out when your secret's out
That's right
girl, you can't deny this
Your knees is all scratched up
I did not wish to see that...
A few times you been around that track
But your ass is
still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback
boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still
fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I
ain't your hollaback boy
(Ooh oo) This is my shit,
this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh
oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit.
What the hell!!!
Let me hear you say this shit
is
Super-cala-fragalistic-expialidoshus
S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A-F-R-A-G-A...um...
..WHAT!
A
few times you been around that track
But your ass is still fat,
it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I
ain't your hollaback boy
A few times you been around that
track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause
I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This
is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my
shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit.
"I've honestly gone insane." Itachi said to himself before realizing that he was in the interrogation room with Ibiki right in front him. "Better yet...let me stay insane for the rest of my life. I'd be better than here right now." Itachi then forced himself to completely block out the world around him.
