Maybe if I pretend to be asleep. Closing his eyes, Dean breathed out a couple of soft snores.
The woman nibbled on his ear salaciously. "You're not fooling me."
He forced a soft laugh. "Listen, Salmonella – "
"Saphronella!" she said indignantly.
"Sorry. Listen, it's not that you're not absolutely freaking gorgeous, Sycophant – "
"Saphronella!"
"Yeah, whatever. It's just that I promised my dad I'd never date outside my own species."
She hissed, fangs dropping down.
Dean tested the bonds on his wrists. "Besides, if I sleep with you, it'll just make me feel bad when I stake you later on."
