Maybe if I pretend to be asleep. Closing his eyes, Dean breathed out a couple of soft snores.

The woman nibbled on his ear salaciously. "You're not fooling me."

He forced a soft laugh. "Listen, Salmonella – "

"Saphronella!" she said indignantly.

"Sorry. Listen, it's not that you're not absolutely freaking gorgeous, Sycophant – "

"Saphronella!"

"Yeah, whatever. It's just that I promised my dad I'd never date outside my own species."

She hissed, fangs dropping down.

Dean tested the bonds on his wrists. "Besides, if I sleep with you, it'll just make me feel bad when I stake you later on."