A/N: I am prepared to get judged insanely hard for writing this, as it is insanely weird and more than a little explicit. HOWEVER. I love it and I will hold to that. And I had so much fun writing it.

This is a parody of the Big Time Rush song "Famous" and the theme of this parody is gay porn. If you don't know some of the names/porn titles, consider yourself sane.

Deep breath... Here we go.


-Naked-

Do you want to ride on Castro Supreme?

Do you want to turn that little ass into a sex machine?

If you wanna be discovered, end up on BoyGusher

Creepy old men will jack off to your every scene

Take it steady, your ass is ready...

Let the filming begin!

You wanna get naked (wanna get naked)

You want the world to watch as you get pounded hard!

You wanna get naked (wanna get naked)

Want everyone to know that you lost your v-card!

Do you want to star in your own triple-x?

Hey sexy, do you need to get it on with strangers and have fabulous sex?

Come on you gotta get harder, stay erect forever

Be a dominant top and fill his mouth with cream

Turn up the heat, jerk that man meat

The homosexual dream!

You wanna get naked (wanna get naked)

You want the world to watch as you get pounded hard!

You wanna get naked (wanna get naked)

Want everyone to know that you lost your v-card!

Cody Cummings will be real proud when you make it big

And you'll look stunning

Spread your legs on cam, and you'll get tons of gigs!

Oh, you wanna get naked (wanna get naked)

Oh, you wanna get naked...

You wanna get naked (wanna get naked)

You want the world to watch as you get pounded hard!

You wanna get naked (wanna get naked)

Want everyone to know that you lost your v-card!

Your videos all on x-tube

Slathering your dick with lube

Cute twinks, tight ass

Tons of guys for you to smash

Corrigan, Everett

Your big dick ain't failed you yet

Just one thing you can't forget:

Protection is your best bet

Fuck hard, never rest

Put gag reflex to the test

Give it up, you've almost won

Oops! Got herpes!

Now you're done.