Title: Plushie no jutsu

Chapter: One – Tsunade's plan

Series: Naruto

Author: Miali

Pairing: Kakashi x Iruka, Genma x Raido

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: PG-13 – for now.

Summary: Tsunade has a plan for Iruka. Led by the insane ideas of a few drunken jounin, she has decided to set up the teacher's love life once and for all. Kakashi x Iruka

A/N: Hayate isn't dead, first of all. Secondly, this is my first attempt at a Naruto fan fiction, let alone a shounen-ai one. Suggestions are ALWAYS welcome! 3

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Umino Iruka needed a life, Tsunade decided, staring over her paperwork at the wall on the other side of her office. A love life, particularly. However, the Hokage couldn't think of a single female chuunin, or jounin for that matter, that would fit with the schoolteacher. She sighed, leaning her head forward to rest on an empty space of the desk. Maybe a female isn't what he needs… The chuunin isn't nearly the most masculine of the shinobi in the village…A cruel smile formed on the Hokage's lips. She had the perfect nin in mind. Now, all she needed was a plan.

Genma was the first to come up with finishing of the idea. A congregation of special jounin, especially when drunk, were always full of ideas. Tsunade had offered to buy Genma, Raido, Izumo, Kotetsu, and Hayate a round of drinks at the local sake bar in congratulations of a well-completed mission, or something of the sort. The jounin didn't really care about the reason; they were getting free alcohol after all. After they were all good and drunk, the topic of Iruka and the silver haired jounin came up.

"Hey, I know…" Raido was the first to begin the plotting, "Send 'im on a mission or something… And then we could DO things to him." The young jounin winked at Genma across the table, who smirked and twitched his senbon suggestively. (1)

Kotetsu swayed slightly, "We could turn him into something… Invent a jutsu or something like that…" Tsunade smiled, all that was needed was a what.

Genma laughed loudly, completely drunk. His eyes glanced at the toyshop across the street and he grinned widely. "Let's make 'm into a plushie." Tsunade's grin turned more devious, unknown to the drunken jounin, who laughed and suggested more ridiculous objects to turn the copy nin into. The ideas ranged from other toys to Kakashi's infamous novels, to even more perverted things (if such existed.)

When the special jounin finally stumbled home, the Hokage casually walked back to her apartment, having consumed much less sake than she would have liked. Upon her arrival home, she began to develop a modified henge jutsu which would turn the user into a small stuffed toy, which looked like a chibi of the user. Once that was completed, she added a lock to the technique, enabling the user to get out only if they used the correct counter-jutsu. Overall, the jutsu was almost permanent and used very little chakra to maintain.

Tsunade looked at the clock on her table, it was very early and she still had yet to create a good excuse to get Kakashi out on a "mission" for a few weeks, if necessary. Quickly scribbling down the jutsu onto a scroll, she wrote out a false mission on another and bound the two together. Hanging from a string was a small tag with a message reading,

Kakashi,

These scrolls contain your mission, and a jutsu necessary to perform it properly. You are to leave the village as quickly as you can, but keep in mind, you must perform the jutsu as soon as you reach the gates to leave Konoha, or sooner. This is a secret technique, and NO ONE must see you perform it. This is an A-rank mission, so stay alert shinobi.

Best of luck,

Gondaime – Tsunade.

The blond woman smirked and set the scrolls aside for the coming morning. This was going to be a mission like no other. Checking over the jutsu one last time, Tsunade finally fell asleep, only to awaken in a few short hours.

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A/N: So, there you have the first chapter. Sorry it's so short, it's just basically a set up… The next chapters will be much longer, I promise!

(1) – Reference to a few of Meleth78's fan fictions. If you haven't read them, go do so NOW.