Craig: Wait, you changed your ID signal to... McLovin? McLovin? ...What kind of a stupid name is that, Wheatley? What, are you trying to be a brain damaged test subject?

Wheatley: No, She lets you pick any name you want when you get down there.

Rick: And ya landed on McLovin?

Wheatley: It was between that and Mohamed.

Rick: Why the fuck would it be 'tween that and Mohamed!? Why don't ya just pick a common name like a normal person!?

Wheatley: Mahamed is the most commonly used name in Aperture! Read a bloody book for once.

Craig: Wheatley, have you ever actually met anyone named Mohamed?

Wheatley: Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

Rick: No, that's why ya picked a dumb fuckin' name!

Wheatley: Screw you...

Rick: Gimme that! Alright, ya look like a future pedophile in this picture number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!

Craig: What? One name? One name? Who are you, GLaDOS?

Rick: Wheatley, this ID signal says yer twenty five years old. Why wouldn't ya just put twenty one, man!?

Wheatley: Rick, Rick, Rick. Listen up, blow hard- Everyday hundreds of cores go into Her chamber with their fake ID signals and every single one says they're twenty one. How many twenty one year olds do you think there are in this facility!? It's called bloody strategy, alright?

Craig: Let us stay calm, okay? Let us not lose our heads. Fact: It is- it is a fine ID signal, it will-it is going to work. It is passable, okay? This- this is not terrible! I mean, it is up to you, Wheatley. Fact: This guy is either going to think 'Here is another core with a fake ID signal' or 'Here is McLovin, the twenty five year old Aperture optic donor'. Okay? So, what is it going to be?

Wheatley: … I am McLovin!

Rick: No yer not. No one's McLovin, McLovin's never existed 'cause that's a made up dumb fuckin' fairytale name, ya FUCK!