May 24th, 2003: Quote of the Day: "If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I'd give it to."

Greetings and Salutations, I am Rainbow Goth, and this is my first fic. While I find many fics very enjoyable, I cannot find my life enjoyable, so I choose to write here. I do not own Inu Yasha, so betray myself by writing fics about people I do not own but love.

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            "What movies do you have?" Inu Yasha asked, scanning Kagome's DVD deck.

            Kagome walked into the kitchen and pulled a package of unpopped corn out of the cabinet. "Pick one and we'll put it on!" she called. She put it in the microwave and pushed the appropriate digits in for non-burnt popcorn with "movie theater butter." How is movie theater butter different from regular butter? I shudder to think……..

            Counting the tapes, reading the labels, Inu Yasha whispered, "The Sound of Music – Dreamcatcher – The Great Mouse Detective –" Of course, we all know Disney is the devil. "- Never Been Kiss – Runaway Bride – French Kiss - Wow! Do you have enough chick-flicks??" he called.

            "Not as much as you!" she called back.

"I don't watch chick-flicks!" he shouted. Grumbling, he went back to looking through the tapes. "Gypsy – Sixteen Candles –" he pulled one tape out. "Well, the only decent tape I can find in here is Scream!"

"Okay! Put it on!" she called. He stuck the disc in and went to go sit on the couch to start the movie. He didn't really think that all of Kagome's movies were crap. They had some good movies…..Spiderman…..Dogma…Tommy Boy…Big Daddy………but he only liked watching scary movies with Kagome. Whenever she watches a really scary movie in a dark room at night, she had a tendency to cling to whatever was close.

He grinned at the thought as the smell of popcorn started to drift around the atmosphere of the livingroom. He pushed play, sat back on the big couch, and turned off the light for effect. "Oi, Kagome! It's starting!"

"Coming!" she came out of the kitchen with a steel bowl of popcorn and sat next to him. Kagome held the bowl out to him while watching the screen and he grabbed a handful of popcorn. It wasn't burnt this time, because her family microwaves were cursed to burnout or go wacky. And don't even get me started on the toaster ovens!

"Who is this?" Drew Berymore asked on the phone (an: I can't spell, sue me………….) The movie was starting to get a little creepy. Inu Yasha glanced at Kagome who was leaning forward with interest. She looked so pretty in the dark, with her hair shining by only the t.v.'s light. He smiled mischievously and looked back at the t.v. waiting for the right moment.

The guy on the other end of the phone broke into the house and started chasing Drew Barymore. Kagome grabbed Inu Yasha's hand for support. He liked the size of her hands too. They were small and fit into his easily. A drop of sweat rolled down the side of Kagome's face, she gulped, and her eyes grew wide with fear. Yep, any minute now.

The actors playing Drew Barymore's parents went looking for her, then the mother screamed, the music crescendoed, and it showed Drew Barymore hanging dead from a tree.

"KYAAAA!!!!" Kagome screamed and through her arms around Inu Yasha. He grinned and thought, 'Oh yeah, this movie rocks…………'

All of a sudden, the lights went on. Ms. Higurushi walked into the room. "What's wrong??" she asked in concern. Kagome let go of Inu Yasha and looked up at her, "We're just watching a movie, Mama." She said wiping the sweat off fear off of her forehead.

'Yeah, thanks Mom.' Inu Yasha thought irritatedly.

"Okay, I'll leave you two alone then." Ms. Higurushi said. She left without even turning the light out.

"Sorry about that." Kagome said and went back to watching the movie.

"Yeah, no problem." Inu Yasha said. He turned off the light again and her hand went into his.

It was getting near the end, and Kagome was due for some clinging action. Inu Yasha tried to wait patiently. Inu Yasha tried to wait patiently.

"KYYAAAA!!!" Kagome screamed and clung to him again. This time, he also clung to her. He sniffed her hair and exhaled sofly. Strawberry shampoo, she knew what he liked……

"Kagome?" Grandpa came in. Kagome let go of Inu Yasha again and looked up at him.

 "Yeah?"

"Do you know where Sota is? He has to take the trash out." The old man asked.

"How should I know? Grandpa, we're watching a movie!" Kagome said.

"Alright, I'll go check the rest of the shrine." And with that, he walked off.

When the movie ended, they went outside and sat in Inu Yasha's truck.

"Do you want to listen to music?" he asked.

"No." she said plainly.

"Do you want to sit in the back?" he asked.

"No." she said.

They sat there for a few seconds in quiet, then they moved at the same time wrapping their arms around each other and pulling into a long passionate kiss with the works. Inu Yasha moved a hand up her back and flicked his toungue against the top of her jaw. Kagome moaned and moved to sit in his lap. She ran her fingers through his hair and they seemed to be lost in each other's passion when-

"Kagome!" Souta appeared at the window of the car.

They both jumped and Kagome fell back onto the stick shift setting it in reverse. The car started to back up, but Inu Yasha quickly put it into park and stopped it right when it was about to hit a stop sign. They both sighed in relief and Souta ran up to the car again. "Nee-chan! You gotta hide me!" he shouted. "Grandpa wants me to take the trash out! I don't want to take the trash out!"

Kagome jumped out of the car and charged him like a mad bull.

"EEEEEEKKKK!!!" Souta screamed and started to run for his life.

Inu Yasha sighed and went back into the driveway. This was not his night.

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The next day, Kagome went to the mall to look for clothes, dragging Inu Yasha along of course.

"I loath shopping." He said.

"Then why do you come?" she asked smiling.

"Feh!" he said. Which meant, 'To make sure no guys hit on you.'

A man with long black hair and all black clothes saw them walk in together. He stood up and went over to them. "Excuse me, Miss." He said. When she turned to look at him, he said, "I like your look! I want you to model for me!" he handed her a card with his name on it. "Naraku (last name smudged)" and his phone number at the bottom.

"I don't know." Kagome said, she looked back at Inu Yasha who went over to get them hot pretzels then put the card in her purse. "I'll think about it."