Everyone Hates Inuyasha
Haha! Here's my first fanfiction. It's very short, but I hope you like it. It's not my best writing at all, but it's just meant to be funny.
Once upon a time, Inuyasha was walking around like an idiot under the Goshinboku. "Herp-a-derpa-derrr, lookit the perty flawers! Derrrrr…." He said while drooling like a moron. "Derrrrr, ooooouuuucccchhhh." He said numbly after he ran face-first into a tree. But, eventually, walking around like an idiot and running into trees gets boring, even for simpletons like Inuyasha, so he tried to think of other things to do. Only one problem: Inuyasha isn't very good at thinking. He hopelessly slumped down in front of the very tree he'd run into moments earlier, and let out a sigh. Just then, he heard a familiar voice, humming cheerfully. It was Kagome, his favorite person to bother! "Yay, Kagome! Now I can bug her!" he said as he jumped to his feet and hurried off to bother Kagome. The young Miko was picking herbs for Kaede to use in remedies, when he heard an obnoxious voice call out her name. It was the last voice she wanted to hear: Inuyasha's. "Uuuuuggghhh…. Not him again!" she groaned, "I thought I ditched that idiot this morning!" Much to Kagome's fortune, the stupid half-breed knucklehead tripped over a rock while running over to her, giving her just enough time to make a run for it. Inuyasha pulled himself up off the ground, only to find that Kagome wasn't there. "Huh? I coulda sweared that Kagome was around here a second ago… or maybe it was a hour ago." He said in confusion.
"I guess I'll go bug Kikyo instead." He decided. He followed Kikyo's scent and it led him right to her. Kikyo sensed him coming closer, and groaned with annoyance. She then used a spell to turn herself invisible. "Huh? Kikyo?" Inuyasha called out. "I just sawed her just a second ago. She musta disappeared er sumthin'." He said with bad grammar. "I know, I'll go bug Kaede!" he said as he dashed off toward Kaede's hut. "Oh, Kaedeeeeee!" He called out. Kaede could smell him from miles away. "Hey, old lady, what'cha dooooin'?" he pestered. Kaede didn't answer. "Did'ja hear me? I said 'hey old lady, what'cha doin?'. " he repeated. Kaede sighed. "Inuyasha, why don't ye go and enter an ugly contest?" she suggested. "Oh, I did, but they said 'sorry, no professionals'. Stupid rules!" he replied angrily. He was stubborn, but Kaede wasn't about to give up on getting him the hell outta there. "Well, then, why don't ye go and take a bath?" she suggested. "Nah, I don't take baths, they make me stink less." He stated, crossing his arms. "Then, why don't ye go inside?" Kaede suggested once again. "But, I can't bother you from inside!" he whined. "Exactly." Kaede retorted under her breath. "Inuyasha, there are shiny things in there!" She stated, sounding as if she were talking to a toddler. "Shiny things?" Inuyasha echoed, getting excited. "Yes, inuyasha… shiny things…" she repeated deviously. Inuyasha pranced gleefully into the hut, and as soon as he was in, Kaede closed the door and sealed him in with sacred sutras to insure that he wouldn't be able to get out. Inuyasha sat stupidly on the floor. He had completely forgotten why he had come into the hut in the first place. Then, he farted. It sounded funny, so he laughed. Then, he farted again… and after hours, he had farted so much that he fell over and died. The end!
