DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Naruto..:{ If I did Kakashi would be tied to my bed. :D
Without further ado:
Top Five Reasons Akatsuki Wear Robes
5. Wearing matching robes makes the Akatsuki feel "unified" and "brotherly"-despite the fact that they are a group of rogue nin who have murdered countless amounts of people and betrayed their villages.
4. They can flip people off *cough, cough* and have a boner *cough, cough* very discreetly within the confines of those flowing robes.
3. Did you know that the akatsuki don't wear clothes under those robes?! Or panties for matter...
2. The friction of the silk is probably the closest Kisame will ever get to having sex.
1. Hey…you can hide your weed in there!!
A/N: Wow..just a quick little drabble to break this writing hiatus I have been on. I hope it was somewhat amusing for you. I actually got inspiration for this by seeing a flash comic. Haha This was made for entertainment purposes only.. Believe it!! :D
