Every Girls Fantasy
Disclaimer: I don't own it, never have, never will... In fact the only things I have to my name right now is my messy room and my rabbit Bunnicula, so before anyone gets trigger happy all Final Fantasy characters and references belong to their creators. Oh, almost forgot, any references to Naruto belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Summery: This is my idea of what whould happen if Sephiroth hasn't turned evil, Zack and Aerith didn't die...yet, and most of the characters got along and fought evil together... with three of my characters thrown in for good measure.
Chapter 1: Text Message Demolition
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE BROKE UP WITH ME OVER TEXT MESSAGE," came a scream right in front of a black haired girl reading the paper. Shasa looked over the paper at her near-identical twin, who was currently throwing her cell phone on the floor and smashing it to pieces with her foot, all the while grumbling and screeching about how cowardly and insensitive men were. The only difference between the two was Shasa's black hair and Sephyra's deep auburn, other than that they both had lancing emerald eyes and the slight muscular build of an athelete.
"I told you not to go out with him in the first place, his forehead had 'Heart-Breaker' writen all over it," Shasa replied, arching an eyebrow at the now demolished phone before going back to her paper.
"Sis, to you every man has Heart-Breaker writen on their forehead, you just had a lucky guess this time," Seph argued.
Men seemed to be the only topic the sisters disagreed on, Shasa tended to stay away from them while Seph adored the attention. The both loved the same music, books, sports, classes, and pets.
"Come on sis, let's just go watch your fave movie and ogle men who don't exist and can never break your heart," Shasa said. She plucked Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children off the shelf and sliped it in the DVD player while her sister plopped on the couch. As soon as the Main Menu popped up the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it," Seph said, as she hurdled the couch and sprinted toward the door. She opened the door wide and their in the door way stood one of her greatest friends in the whole world. Standing at 5'5" the girl was slightly dwarfed by the twins 6' 5" figures. She had shoulder length strawberry blonde hair and hazel eyes and fair skin, a complete contrast to the twins golden tanned skin. She wore her favorite outfit a black tee that had silver outlines of Shiek and Link and said 'Bring It On Ganon-DORK!' and a lime green and black plaid skirt.
"I heard what happened and figured you'd need a good friend and a glass of wine, like the LeeAnn Rimes song," She said, holding up a bottle of said beverage.
"KAEL! HEY SHASA IT"S KAEL!" Seph said in an excited tone.
"I heard your screech the first time," she replied as she walked to the door. Kael came in and took her jacket off.
"Hey, wait a minute! How'd you know what happened?" Seph questioned with an arched eyebrow.
"One of the girls came up to me after practice and said that he'd asked her out and when she'd mentioned you he whipped out his phone pushed a few buttons and said it was taken care of. But, just for the record, all of us said no," Kael replied.
"Great... All the girls know?"
"The whole cheerleading squad knows."
"Greeeaaat... How the hell am I gonna face them at practice on monday?" Seph complained.
"I take it that's what's left of the text message?" Kael asked as she looked at the pieces shrewn across the floor.
"Well, the phone that had the unfortunate task of being the message bearer," Shasa put in.
"Well, come on. We were just about to, in Shasa's words, 'ogle men who don't exist and can never break your heart'," Seph said as she lead the way into the living room and hit the play button.
"I just got done doing that, but I'm up for another round," Kael replied.
"Just got done?" Shasa asked.
"Let's just say that if I'd been an anime character Kakashi would have been raped by now."
"It's impossible to rape a man, it would never happen."
"I could do it."
"No I mean that a man would never admit to being raped, it's bad for their dominate image. How many men do you know who tell their friends that they'd been raped by a woman?"
"You know it's pretty bad we've resorted to ogling anime characters," Seph said.
"Hey, their creators did a good job on them and besides they can't break you heart like Shasa said."
They sat down as the movie started and Kael uncorked the wine.
"You know your gonna have to stay the night and your mom'll probably be pissed cause your only 17 and drinking," Seph said as she got up and turned the radio on low then sat back down.
"No I explained to Mom your dilemma and she's the one who handed me the bottle and turned on the LeAnn Rimes song," Kael replied. Just then The Devil Went Down To Georgia came across the radio and the girls got up, paused the movie, and began to dance to it. Went they got toward the end of the song Seph tripped over a snag in the rug and fell backwards toward the television. She instinctively reached out for her friend and sister, but when she expected to hear the TV to come crashing down it didn't and she thought she was lucky...until her sister and friend landed on her.
"Get away from me you cloned freak," She said playfully as she pushed her sister off her and sat up.
"Ummm..Toto we're not in Kansas any more," Seph said right before she started grabbing her sister in a fierce hug and screaming her head off, while her sister did the same thing and Kael huddled behind them in fright.
A/N: I hope you enjoy this Fanfic as much as I've enjoyed writing it.
