Number one
"Well, I died a few weeks ago, so I should cease to exist. T.T.F.N! Cha!" With that, Dumbledore did cease to exist. The great hall burst into applause as he ceased to exist.
"What happened here!" cried McGonagall who had just walked into the room. She had just missed Professor Dumbledore ceasing to existing and seeing that he was not at his podium or his chair, she had the rights to be astonished, which she was.
"Dumbledore just, like, totally ceased to exist, totally. The whole Great Hall is talking about it. Did you get the memo, totally?" Hermione said. Several girls agreed.
"LOL, Minerva! You are so totally funny, like totally!" Pansy Parkinson laughed.
"Ah, ya Minerva. You so need to catch up on you text messages, like totally. Also, like, you should totally listen to gossip. And by the way, making, like, grand entrances are, like, so last season. You should totally check Fashion Witches Weekly more often, LOL." Said Professor Trelawney who was filing her nails. Harry glanced over to Ron who, he found, texting on his Blackfamily.
LOL Ron Weasley loves Hermione Ron is me: this is so funy! cant wait for tonite hermione. meet the hogshead.
So love Ron Harry nice too i amHermione: LOL ron! How cod i frget! i am so gona be ther!
Harry pulled out his own Blackfamily and began to text,
Harry+Ginny forever like totally: guys! u are so gona get us in troble!
Ginny+Harry forever like totally: wat did u say harry?
Harry+Ginny forever like totally: nothing….
Luna the star of the show secretly likes Neville: hi! i am so glad to se you! i am having a blast!
Neville is mad at his grandmother for not giving him bananas in his lunch: You scrtly luv meh? Thxs so much Luna the star of the show secretly likes Neville!
Luna the star of the show secretly likes Neville!: Luv ya! Cnt wait to go to the H.H!
Harry+Ginny forever like totally: hey, the H.H is ocupied
Dumbledore totally like ceased to exist like ten seconds ago loves tea and cupcakes and bannanas and ballons who he got from Mrs. Longbottom which is a really bad last name: im gona go to the H.H with Mrs. Potter tody.
Harry+Ginny forever like totally: wat? my mommy? Your goin out with mommy? Wat abot daddy? Isint he angry at u? he spankd me whn i ws a witle boy trying to go out with baby Cho.
Ginny+Harry forever like totally: u tryd to go out with baby Cho? Ron sed u wer totally likd me.
LOL Ron Weasley loves Hermione Ron is me:….
Lily evans/potter is annoyed with Dumbledore for annoying her son: DUMBY! IT WAS A SECRET!
James potter who dangles snape upside down: Do'ya really wanna mess with me Dumbledore?
Dumbledore totally like ceased to exist like ten seconds ago loves tea and cupcakes and bannanas and ballons who he got from Mrs. Longbottom which is a really bad last name: Y,yes yes I do
Harry+Ginny forever like totally: Mummy? Dady! U not dead? U have chat room? Help me defeat Voldy!
James potter who dangles snape upside down: Not now Harry. I'm in Conquer AuntMargica to win your mother back
Harry+Ginny forever like totally: Go Dumby!
Trelawney forever: Cheese.
Dumbledore totally like ceased to exist like ten seconds ago loves tea and cupcakes and bannanas and ballons who he got from Mrs. Longbottom which is a really bad last name: wa?
Harry+Ginny forever like totallyL: wa?
LOL Ron Weasley loves Hermione Ron is me: wa?
Luna the, star of the show secretly likes Neville: wa?
So love Ron Harry nice too I am Hermione: wa?
Lily evans/potter is annoyed with Dumbledore for annoying her son: wa?
James potter who dangles snape upside down: Wa?
Neville is mad at his grandmother for not giving him bannanas in his lunch: wa? Tht maks no sens at all. U ar weeeeeeeeeeeeeereed
