Sasuke: Little town…
It's a quiet village…
Every day-
Like the one before.
Little town-
Full of brainless bakas-
Waking up to say:

Ayame: Hello!
Ramen Man: Hello!
Hello! Hello! He-

Sasuke: Shut up!

Sasuke: There goes the baker with his tray, like always;
The same old bread and rolls to sell.
Every morning just the norm-
Since the morning I was born-
In this calm, collective place…

Sakura: Good morning, Sasuke!
Sasuke: …
Sakura: Where are you off to?
Sasuke: Training…
Sakura: Well, I just finished the most wonderful story-
About a beanstalk and an ogre and a-
Sasuke: *leaves*

Shikamaru: Look, there he goes.

That guy is strange, no question.
He sure is emo, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd-
'Cause his head's up on some cloud… hehe, cloud…
No denying he's a rebel, that Sasuke.

Some Dude: Hello!
Some Woman: Good day.
Some Dude: How is your family?

Another Woman: Hello!
Another Dude: Good day.
Another Woman: How is your wife?

Last Woman: I need six eggs!
Last Man: That's too expensive!

Sasuke: There must be more than this pathetic life!

*Sasuke walks into a Weapon shop, looking bored.*
Weapon Master Guy: Ah, Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: Hi. I've come to return the kunai I borrowed.
Weapon Master Guy: Finished already?
Sasuke: Oh, I couldn't put it down. Have you got anything else?
Weapon Master Guy: Ha ha! Not since yesterday.
Sasuke: Tch… fine. I'll borrow… this knife.
Weapon Master Guy: That one? But you've used it twice!
Sasuke: Well, it's most effective! Clean slices, hardly a mess, works well on Naruto, and Sakura too-
Weapon Master Guy: If you like it all that much, it's yours!
Sasuke: …
Weapon Master Guy: I insist.
Sasuke: … I hate you. *throws the knife back at the man and hits him directly in the middle of the forehead. Medical ninja rush in and haul him away as Sasuke exits the shop.*

Kiba: Look, there he goes, that jerk is so peculiar…
I doubt the asshole's feeling well.
With a glimmer in his eyes-
Thoughts about his brother's lies.
What a nuisance to the rest of us: Sasuke.

Sasuke: Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's my favorite part because… you'll see.
Here's where Dobe meets Prince Charming-
But he won't discover that it's me 'til chapter three.

Ayame: Now it's no wonder that his name means… "beauty"?
His looks have got no parallel!
Ramen Man: But behind that fair façade,
I'm afraid he's rather odd.
Very different from the rest of us-
Ayame: He's nothing like the rest of us-

Both: Yes, different from the rest of us: Sasuke!

Choji: Wow! You didn't miss a hit, Ino! You're the greatest kunoichi in the whole world!
Ino: I know.
Choji: No beast alive stands a chance against you. Ha ha ha!
And no man, for that matter.
Ino: It's true, Choji.
And I've got my sights set on that one.
Choji: Hm! The last Uchiha?
Ino: He's the one - the lucky guy I'm going to marry.
Choji: But he's -
Ino: The most gorgeous man in town.
Choji: I know, but-
Ino: That makes him the best.

And don't I deserve the best?
Choji: Well, of course! I mean you do, but-

Ino: Right from the moment when I met him, saw him,
I said he's gorgeous and I fell!
Here in town there's only he-
Who's as beautiful as me!
So I'm making plans to woo and wed Sasuke!

Undercover Sai Who No One Knows Exists Until Way Later: Look there she goes-
Isn't she dreamy?
Miss Beautiful-
Oh, she's so cute!
Be still, my heart;
I'm hardly breathing!
She's such a smart, thin, slim and dashing blonde!

Some Guy: Hello!
Ino: Pardon…
Some Woman: Good day!
Another Man: Argle Bargle!
Choji: You call this bacon?!
Another Woman: What lovely grapes!
Still Another Guy: Some cheese-
Still Another Woman: Ten yards!
Hopefully the Last Guy: One pound!
Ino: 'Scuse me!
Cheese Man: I'll get the knife!
Ino: Please let me through!
Some Woman: This bread-
Some Man: Those fish-
Some Woman: It's stale!
Some Man: They smell!
Baker: She's just mistaken.
Sasuke: There must be more than this pathetic life!
Ino: Just watch, I'm going to make myself Uchiha's wife!

Shikamaru: Look, there he goes-

A man who's strange yet boring-
A most upset and lonely man!
All: It's a pity and a sin-
That he'll never quite fit in,
'Cause he really is an emo guy-
Ino: A beauty and a handsome guy-
All: He really is a funny guy-
Sasukeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Something There - Sasuke and Naruto

Naruto: There's something sweet...
And almost kind.
But he was mean, and he was coarse and unrefined!
But now he's dear, and so unsure.
I wonder why I didn't see it there before.

Sasuke: He glanced this way...
I thought I saw...
And when we touched, he didn't shudder at my saw. *looks in his pants and shudders to himself*
No it can't be, I'll just ignore-
But then he's never looked at me that way before

Sasuke: Naruto, I have something to show you.
But first, you have to close your eyes.
It's a surprise!

Naruto: ...Can I open them now?

Sasuke: Alright, alright. Now!

Naruto: I can't believe it!
I've never seen so many noodles in my whole life!

Sasuke: You like it?

Naruto: It's awesome!

Sasuke: It's yours!

Naruto: New and a bit alarming...
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True that he's no Prince Charming (or so says Kiba...)
But there's something in him that I simply didn't see.

Naruto: Oh, this is one of my favorites!
It's "Oriental Flavor."
Have you ever tried it?
Sasuke: No...
Naruto: You don't know what you're missing.
I'd love to eat this again.
Wait...you can eat this first.
Sasuke: No, that's alright.
Naruto: No, really, you eat it!
Sasuke: Oh, no, you...
Naruto: No, you!
Sasuke: No! I can't...
Naruto: You never used chopsticks before?
Sasuke: Only a little, and long ago.
Naruto: Well, it just so happens that this is the perfect time to show you the proper skills! Come here, sit by me.

Shikamaru: Well, who'd have thought?
Ino: Well, bless my soul...
Choji: Well, who'd have known?
Ino: Well, who indeed?
Shikamaru: And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
Ino: It's so peculiar. Wait and see...
Shikamaru and Choji: We'll wait and see-
All Three: A few days more.
There may be something there that wasn't there before!

Shikamarui: Perhaps there's something there that wasn't there before.

Choji: ...What?

Ino: There may be something there that wasn't there before!

Choji: What's there, Ino?

Ino: Ssh... I'll tell you when you're not so chubby.
Come along now. Let's give them some privacy...
Choji: Ino?
Ino: Yes, Choji?
Choji: Will I ever get to be thin again?
Ino: I hope so.
Choji: When will I know?
Ino: When you're not so ridiculously fat, now come on!