Sasuke: Little
town…
It's a quiet village…
Every day-
Like the one
before.
Little town-
Full of brainless bakas-
Waking up to
say:
Ayame: Hello!
Ramen Man: Hello!
Hello! Hello! He-
Sasuke: Shut up!
Sasuke: There goes the baker with his tray, like
always;
The same old bread and rolls to sell.
Every morning
just the norm-
Since the morning I was born-
In this calm,
collective place…
Sakura: Good
morning, Sasuke!
Sasuke: …
Sakura: Where are you off
to?
Sasuke: Training…
Sakura: Well, I just finished the most
wonderful story-
About a beanstalk and an ogre and a-
Sasuke:
*leaves*
Shikamaru: Look, there he goes.
That guy is strange,
no question.
He sure is emo, can't you tell?
Never part of any
crowd-
'Cause his head's up on some cloud… hehe, cloud…
No
denying he's a rebel, that Sasuke.
Some Dude: Hello!
Some
Woman: Good day.
Some Dude: How is your family?
Another Woman:
Hello!
Another Dude: Good day.
Another Woman: How is your
wife?
Last Woman: I need
six eggs!
Last Man: That's too expensive!
Sasuke: There must be more than this pathetic life!
*Sasuke walks into a
Weapon shop, looking bored.*
Weapon Master Guy: Ah,
Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: Hi. I've come to return the kunai I
borrowed.
Weapon Master Guy: Finished already?
Sasuke: Oh, I
couldn't put it down. Have you got anything else?
Weapon Master
Guy: Ha ha! Not since yesterday.
Sasuke: Tch… fine. I'll
borrow… this knife.
Weapon Master Guy: That one? But you've used
it twice!
Sasuke: Well, it's most effective! Clean slices, hardly
a mess, works well on Naruto, and Sakura too-
Weapon Master Guy:
If you like it all that much, it's yours!
Sasuke: …
Weapon
Master Guy: I insist.
Sasuke: … I hate you. *throws the knife
back at the man and hits him directly in the middle of the forehead.
Medical ninja rush in and haul him away as Sasuke exits the
shop.*
Kiba: Look, there he goes, that jerk is so peculiar…
I
doubt the asshole's feeling well.
With a glimmer in his
eyes-
Thoughts about his brother's lies.
What a nuisance to
the rest of us: Sasuke.
Sasuke: Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's
my favorite part because… you'll see.
Here's where Dobe meets
Prince Charming-
But he won't discover that it's me 'til chapter
three.
Ayame: Now it's no wonder that his name means…
"beauty"?
His looks have got no parallel!
Ramen Man:
But behind that fair façade,
I'm afraid he's rather odd.
Very
different from the rest of us-
Ayame: He's nothing like the rest
of us-
Both: Yes, different from the rest of us: Sasuke!
Choji: Wow! You didn't miss a
hit, Ino! You're the greatest kunoichi in the whole world!
Ino: I
know.
Choji: No beast alive stands a chance against you. Ha ha
ha!
And no man, for that matter.
Ino: It's true, Choji.
And
I've got my sights set on that one.
Choji: Hm! The last
Uchiha?
Ino: He's the one - the lucky guy I'm going to
marry.
Choji: But he's -
Ino: The most gorgeous man in
town.
Choji: I know, but-
Ino: That makes him the best.
And don't I deserve
the best?
Choji: Well, of course! I mean you do, but-
Ino:
Right from the moment when I met him, saw him,
I said he's
gorgeous and I fell!
Here in town there's only he-
Who's as
beautiful as me!
So I'm making plans to woo and wed
Sasuke!
Undercover Sai Who No One Knows Exists Until Way
Later: Look there she goes-
Isn't she dreamy?
Miss
Beautiful-
Oh, she's so cute!
Be still, my heart;
I'm hardly
breathing!
She's such a smart, thin, slim and dashing
blonde!
Some Guy: Hello!
Ino: Pardon…
Some Woman:
Good day!
Another Man: Argle Bargle!
Choji: You call this
bacon?!
Another Woman: What lovely grapes!
Still Another Guy:
Some cheese-
Still Another Woman: Ten yards!
Hopefully the
Last Guy: One pound!
Ino: 'Scuse me!
Cheese Man: I'll get the
knife!
Ino: Please let me through!
Some Woman: This
bread-
Some Man: Those fish-
Some Woman: It's stale!
Some
Man: They smell!
Baker: She's just mistaken.
Sasuke: There must
be more than this pathetic life!
Ino: Just watch, I'm going to
make myself Uchiha's wife!
Shikamaru: Look, there he goes-
A man who's strange yet boring-
A
most upset and lonely man!
All: It's a pity and a sin-
That
he'll never quite fit in,
'Cause he really is an emo guy-
Ino:
A beauty and a handsome guy-
All: He really is a funny
guy-
Sasukeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Something There - Sasuke and Naruto
Naruto: There's
something sweet...
And almost kind.
But he was mean, and he was
coarse and unrefined!
But now he's dear, and so unsure.
I
wonder why I didn't see it there before.
Sasuke: He
glanced this way...
I thought I saw...
And when we touched, he
didn't shudder at my saw. *looks in his pants and shudders to
himself*
No it can't be, I'll just ignore-
But then he's never
looked at me that way before
Sasuke: Naruto,
I have something to show you.
But first, you have to close your
eyes.
It's a surprise!
Naruto: ...Can I open them now?
Sasuke: Alright, alright. Now!
Naruto: I can't
believe it!
I've never seen so many noodles in my whole life!
Sasuke: You like it?
Naruto: It's awesome!
Sasuke: It's yours!
Naruto: New and
a bit alarming...
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True
that he's no Prince Charming (or so says Kiba...)
But there's
something in him that I simply didn't see.
Naruto: Oh, this
is one of my favorites!
It's "Oriental Flavor."
Have
you ever tried it?
Sasuke: No...
Naruto: You don't know what
you're missing.
I'd love to eat this again.
Wait...you can eat
this first.
Sasuke: No, that's alright.
Naruto: No, really,
you eat it!
Sasuke: Oh, no, you...
Naruto: No, you!
Sasuke:
No! I can't...
Naruto: You never used chopsticks before?
Sasuke:
Only a little, and long ago.
Naruto: Well, it just so happens that
this is the perfect time to show you the proper skills! Come here,
sit by me.
Shikamaru: Well, who'd have thought?
Ino:
Well, bless my soul...
Choji: Well, who'd have known?
Ino:
Well, who indeed?
Shikamaru: And who'd have guessed they'd come
together on their own?
Ino: It's so peculiar. Wait and see...
Shikamaru and Choji: We'll wait and see-
All Three: A few days
more.
There may be something there that wasn't there before!
Shikamarui: Perhaps there's something there that wasn't there before.
Choji: ...What?
Ino: There may be something there that wasn't there before!
Choji: What's there, Ino?
Ino: Ssh... I'll
tell you when you're not so chubby.
Come along now. Let's give
them some privacy...
Choji: Ino?
Ino: Yes, Choji?
Choji:
Will I ever get to be thin again?
Ino: I hope so.
Choji: When
will I know?
Ino: When you're not so ridiculously fat, now come
on!
