Prompt: I'd love to see McCoy/Kirk with Kirk about 8 months pregnant, all worried about stretch marks and grumbly while McCoy babies him a little.
Pampering the Big Baby
McCoy had no idea how they were going to survive the next 4 weeks of Jim's pregnancy.
"Booonnees! My back hurts! Pleeezzee rub it for me!"
Scratch that. He had no idea how he was going to survive the next 4 weeks without dropping Jim out of the nearest airlock. The man was beyond annoying when he whined, and it seemed like that was all he had done lately.
" Bones, I need chocolate ice cream with strawberries on top!"
" Bones, My feet are so swollen I can't get my shoes on!"
" Bones, rub my stomach, please!"
If it wasn't one thing it was another lately. Having to place Jim on bed rest as of two days before hadn't helped matters either.
Wondering if he could just hypo Jim with a sedative for the remainder of the pregnancy, McCoy began to massage Jim's back.
"Not there, Bones. More to the left. Now up! No down. Down to the right, please...Not so hard!"
As he purposely rubbed a bit too hard. McCoy also tried not to think about the fact that he was feeling more than a bit neglected in return. Although he had always taken care of his best friend, there had usually been some mutual give and take. Jim's libido had gone south the larger his stomach grew and there were parts of their relationship McCoy definitely wanted to go back to normal.
"Hey Bones..."
"What now, Jim?"
"Later on, when the baby is out and I'm all ugly with stretch marks and everything...Will things go back to normal?"
"Y'mean will I still be here to do whatever you want, and always give in to your crazy requests and patch you back together when you try to kill yourself doing something stupid?"
"Yeah, I mean. I figured all that. I really meant the sex actually. I don't know how much more of this situation I can take!"
"I'll still be here to take care of you if you stay pregnant forever due to some weird alien interference. Does that help you feel better?"
He got a shaky but recognizable shit-eating Jim Kirk grin in return.
"Y'know, I was told by a very reliable source that sexual intercourse can helped mimic certain hormones and cause the onset of labor."
"Is that a fact? I wouldn't know about that, being just a doctor and all."
"Mm-hmm. Care to test it out?"
"I think that could be arranged."
Never let it be said Leonard McCoywould deny a grumpy, pregnant man.
