"BURNED" GUNDANIUM UNDERPANTS

"BURNED" GUNDANIUM UNDERPANTS

"Underpants"ed by Underlord Backlash and some others

Made completely revolting by The Burn Maker at http://toy.thespark.com/burn/

1.         Heero:  "I'll eliminate all underpants."*

2.         Lady Une:  "We won't be needing underpants any further."

3.         Rashid:  "There will be a day when the fucking underpants will save us all."*

4.         Relena:  "All of you and your jive are goddamn mistaken, and the fucking underpants will soon come to rectify your sorry mistakes."

5.         Zechs:  "Those Gundam pilots are desperate, them shitheads'll battle even if that shit means forfeiting their own underpants."

6.         Heero:  "Underpants, accepted."

7.         Duo:  "How in the hell's this bullshit for some underpants maneuvering?"

8.         Duo:  "So god-damn as long as this bullshit peace continues, there's no motherfucking need for underpants."

9.         Duo:  "So god-damn Wufei didn't bring that bastard's after all"   Quatre:  "No motherfucking, he didn't; Heero and Trowa sent their underpants to my stupid ass right away."*

10.       Preventer Ann:  "One year ago, people did not have the fucking peace of mind to destroy underpants."

11.       Noin:  "The fucking Preventers only put out fires, these underpants don't suit us."

12.       Dekim Barton:  "There's nothing fucked-up with wishing for underpants, but the fucking question is, 'Is humanity ready for that shit?'"

13.       Mariameia:  "My fucking father entrusted my stupid ass with these Christmas underpants, I've got to deliver them shits to the fucking people."

14.       Duo:  "Anything at all, for the fucking underpants you LOVE"*

15.       Dekim:  "UNDERPANTS! The fucking time has come!"**

16.       Dekim:  "And we shall be the fucking symbol of underpants for the fucking people!"

17.       Zechs:  "If I may suggest, I'd like the fucking name 'Underpants'"**********^_^

18.       Heero:  "I've been underpants ever since the fucking day I was born."

19.       Doctor J:  "But do you and your hemorrhoids really believe Heero Yuy would be pleased if we buried that bastard's underpants?"

20.       Duo:  "P.S. I should crack your porkhole.  Don't blame us if them dickheads run out of underpants."

21.       Duo:  "Out of my shitty underpants!"**

22.       Abdul:  "Yeah, we wouldn't want to fuckin' return only to find out there's no motherfucking more underpants!"

23.       Duo:  "Eat a dick, I know this bullshit; I know this bullshit style of underpants!"*

24.       Wufei:  "I'll gladly accept your sorry underpants!"***

25.       Treize:  "He got out of the fucking underpants to fight my stupid ass, and I respect that."

26.       Relena:  "Heero is he a goddamn little underpants?"

27.       Quatre:  "We can't avoid some underpants."

28.       Abdul:  "Please!  Take underpants with you, Master Quatre!"

29.       Trowa:  "Operation Underpants, that piece of shit's fuckin' what them horse lips called the fucking Gundams' descent to fuckin' Earth."

30.       Duo:  "I'm not about to have my shit-ass underpants here used as a goddamn tool for massacre."

31.       Duo:  "If that shit meant peace for this bullshit colony, I'd be the fucking God of Underpants anyday."***

32.       Duo:  "THE GOD OF UNDERPANTS IS BACK FROM HELL!"********

33.       Trowa:  "I have no motherfucking underpants"

34.       Trowa:  "I was feeling insecure without underpants, I wouldn't mind taking that bastard's"*

35.       Noin:  "Sally, were you able to fuckin' confirm any piece of shit new types of underpants in the fucking last battle?"

36.       Quatre:  "Take care all fuckheads; say 'dear scabby' to the fucking Goddess of Underpants!"

37.       Zechs:  "I guess there still is a place for people who just can't get used to underpants."

38.       Zechs:  "I find I cannot sleep in my cockgobbling underpants, while Treize's spirit is still roaming among us."***

39.       Dekim:  "If you and your sluts continue to fuckin' insist on getting in our underpants, we will drop X-18999 onto Earth!"****

40.       Wufei:  "Now then, piece of shit, Earth, show my stupid ass your sorry true idea of underpants."

41.       Duo:  "I'll give you and your monkey my bloody worst underpants."*

42.       Wufei:  "And I will become underpants itself to fuckin' find out!"

43.       Sally:  "You were kind enough to leave my stupid ass plenty of GOOD underpants."

44.       Heero:  "The fucking more you and your jive fight, the fucking more sacrificed for underpants becomes a motherfucking waste!  You must have realized that!"

45.       Wufei:  "So god-damn are you saying that soldiers who know nothing but how in the hell to fight get underpants?!"

46.       Wufei:  "I'm fighting on behalf of all underpants, including you!"

47.       Noin:  "Who are you and your hand-job waiting for?"    Zechs:  "For those who hope for underpants"**

48.       Noin:  "Zechs, I told you and your hemorrhoids a year ago that I'll never leave your sorry underpants."*  (get your sorry minds out of the fucking gutter, buncha perverts)

49.       Duo:  "Let's only take the fucking underpants, and war itself, along with us to Hell!"

50.       Wufei:  "This bullshit Treize, is my motherfucking underpants."

51.       Heero:  "I'll relieve you of your sorry underpants."*

52.       Duo:  "Underpants are shits other people give you and your jive, there's no motherfucking point wasting time worrying; the fucking important shit's that we have a motherfucking place to call home."

53.       (Contributed by Amalia R.  James)  Otto:  "LONG LIVE KING UNDERPANTS!"

54.       (Contributed by SilverStargazer)  Relena:  "UUUUNDEEEEERRRPAAAANTS!  I am right over here, so god-damn come and kill my stupid ass!"

55.       Wufei:  "Those who have no motherfucking underpants do not have the fucking right to fight."

56.       Relena:  "But how in the hell can fighting lead to fuckin' underpants?"      Doctor J:  "That shit leads directly to underpants."***

57.       Trowa:  "Beast only bear their fangs at enemies, them horse lips're true to their underpants."

58.       Catherine:  "Mysterious underpants"*

59.       Heero:  "Change in orders. That craft is carrying OZ underpants."

60.       Sally:  "Right now, healing your sorry heart is more important that my molested underpants."

61.       Duo:  "The fucking worst mechanics in the fucking world couldn't repair a suit without underpants, not like you and your sluts and your sorry leg."*

62.       Zechs:  "Father, my oozing underpants are too ass-grabbing stained with blood  (^_^''); I'm completely unfit to fuckin' lead the fucking Peacecraft monarchy."*******

63.       Trowa:  "If you and your hemorrhoids must call my stupid ass something, just call my stupid ass 'underpants.'"

64.       (Contributed by Sylver Secret) Quatre: "Did you and your sluts hear fuckin' what I said? SHIT- That's the goddamn answer for you.- Shit on a stick. Don't get any closer to fuckin' my fucking underpants!"   Trowa: "Quatre, fuckin' what's wrong? That's the fucking question. These aren't the fucking underpants I know"

65.       (Contributed by Sylver Secret) Mariemeia: "Underpants are much like an endless waltz..."                      [Addendum by qwaz:  a triple measure of boxers, briefs, and thongs.]

66.       (Contributed by Sylver Secret) Heero: "Fuckin' what's the fucking matter Quatre? Yield to my inquiries. Not a fuckin' underpants person?"

67.       (Contributed by Sylver Secret) Quatre: "Are underpants needed in a goddamn war?"     Heero: "Not during the fucking fighting but that bastard is for the fucking rest of the fucking time"

68.       (Contributed by Sylver Secret) Relena's Friends: "Come on Relena, show us your incredibly sorry underpants!"

69.       (Contributed by Sylver Secret) Heero:  "My molested underpants are cheap."

70.       (Contributed by The fucking Optimistic God of Death) Professor G:  "Duo, Deathscythe is an excellent piece of underpants, try to fuckin' come up with something better to do with that shit than destroy that bastard."

71.       (Contributed by Saiyan Witch Cat) Duo: "Anyone who sees my stupid ass has got a date with that bastard's underpants."

72.       (Contributed by Saiyan Witch Cat) Duo: "Well, looks like you and your hemorrhoids're the fucking underpants here!"

73.       (Contributed by Heero Fooie, corrected by my stupid ass)  Heero:  "Judging by its speed, there's probably three underpants on board."

74.       Duo:  "Eat a dick lady!  I just saved your sorry underpants!"

75.       Duo:  "He knows Gundanium's impact tolerance, which means--  He's the fucking mobile suit's underpants!"

76.       Duo:  "This bullshit is Duo here, I've destroyed the fucking main underpants.   Now I just have to fuckin' slice my fucking way outta this bullshit battle!"

77.       Trowa:  "Now that you've seen my stupid ass, I can't let you live.   My stinky secret mission was to fuckin' destroy only the fucking underpants, now I'll destroy every lame thing!"

78.       Trowa:  "This bullshit is battle 001, pilot's name'Underpants', for the fucking record."*

79.       Toonami Narrator:  "Battles are waged with underpants, the fucking key to fuckin' military dominance."*

80.       Toonami Narrator:  "The only fucking hope for the fucking colonies: five elite soldiers and their legendary mobile suits, known as. You are a cream-filled reamed shitbag. Underpants."**

81.       Toonami Narrator:  "Now, these pilots will shake the fucking underpants of the fucking alliance, and change the fucking course of hisstory."

82.       Wufei:  "You saw I was underpants and you underestimated my stupid ass."

83.       Quatre:  "You and your hemorrhoids shouldn't be underpants at all!"

84.       Aries pilot killed by Quatre:  "Come get my stupid ass, you and your hand-job underpaaaaaaants!!"

85.       Heero:  "Say 'underpants'."

86.       Heero:  "WHAT'S WRONG WITH UNDERPANTS?!"

87.       Some soldier fucking bastard:  "Get all underpants ready for combat!"

88.       Narrator:  "However, the fucking United Earthsphere Alliance gains great military powers, and soon seizes control of one colony after another; in the fucking name of justice, and underpants."

89.       Some satellite fucking bastard:  "Moving underpants confirmed, at La Grange point AX--"

90.       Some other satellite fucking bastard:  "Zechs is in the fucking underpants, let that piece of shit know fuckin' what we've found."

91.       Zechs:  "I told you, I am a goddamn true underpants." 1/2*

92.       Flight attendant:  "Minister Dorlain, the fucking shuttle will soon enter the fucking atmosphere. Fact: I should slam your neck.  Please remember to fasten your sorry underpants, and remain seated."

93.       Minister Dorlain:  "I'm sorry, but my dirty underpants keep getting in the fucking way."*

94.       Heero:  (sounding like he's about to fuckin' cry)  "I'm finally here, I made that piece of shit to the fucking underpants."

95.       Zechs:  "No motherfucking, no motherfucking underpants for that piece of shit."***

96.       Zechs:  "Besides, if that bastard's underpants he wants, I should at least give that bastard my fucking goddamn worst."**

97.       Zechs:  "He blew away two underpants with just one shot, not too fucking shabby."

98.       Zechs:  "That reckless pilot won't have underpants."

99.       Zechs:  "There's no motherfucking bright future for soldiers scurrying for their underpants."*

100.     Relena:  "I'd better get underpants!"

101.     Zechs:  "We were up against a fuckin' mobile suit made of underpants."*

102.     Treize:  Can't imagine otherwise, the fucking Alliance's underpants is far from sufficient."

103.     Treize:  "Valuable combat resources? That's the fucking question.  Are you talking about our soldiers, or are you talking about underpants?"*

104.     Treize:  "The fucking Alliance military is getting too piece of shit complacent during this bullshit time of underpants."

105.     Quatre:  "Give up your sorry underpants and surrender, and I'll spare your sorry lives."***

106.     Wufei:  "My dirty name's Underpants, I'm not hiding anywhere."

107.     One of Relena's friends:  "That stupid bastard doesn't need any underpants."

108.     Relena:  "Fuckin' what kind of underpants is he?"

109.     Some fellated bastard:  "Eat a dick Heero, I hear you ripped up Relena's underpants yesterday."******