Tehe. This should be a fun story. Pretty much, it's going to be Severus finally getting a chance to bully those maurauders.

I've grown to love the man, and I'm writing another story where he has to be evil, and, well… I can't give anything away, but I guess if you're reading this story I can tell you… bad things happen to him..

ANYWAYSS… I was feeling bad for Sevvy so I decided to write a story where he gets a laugh or two.

Enjoy

Ting! The sound of the candy cart bell echoed through the almost empty compartment. It was very odd to find a compartment that wasn't just screaming with Hogwarts students excited to be on their way to school.

The candy cart lady, however, was not surprised. It had been like this six years now. The same boy sat all alone looking neither angry nor sad about it. He simply sat with a book in his hand, looking as though he was brooding over something.

Just as she had every year, she broke the silence, "Anything from the cart, dear?"

And just as he had every year, Severus Snape looked up at her with annoyance, "No," he would say dryly, and she would always leave.

This year, however, she decided to try and find out why this boy was always alone. Sure, he wasn't the greatest looking boy, but he most definitely wasn't the ugliest in Hogwarts, or even his grade. He seemed smart, and usually that in itself could find you friends.

"Why is it that you sit alone?" she asked conversationally.

He looked up at her and raised his eyebrows. "Is there something you want?" he asked dryly.

"No, no, nothing at all. I've just seen you every year, always sitting by yourself, and I figure you're in your seventh year now so I'll never get another chance to ask you."

"Well then, there you go. You got your chance, used it, and now I guess you can go." He said, not cracking a smile.

The woman almost laughed until she realized that he was serious. Well there goes the mystery. The boy wasn't mistreated by the other students, he was bad news.

Severus laughed to himself and went back to his book. Yes, yes he was.

So yeah. Super short first chapter, but I think they will all be pretty short.

It's kinda just a fic for my own pleasure when I get bored with writing the angst I'm working on.

Don't worry. Updates should be regular, it took me about five minutes to write this first part so I don't think it should be a problem

but they won't start again untill september 4. sorry.

review :)