DxYxL: Someone say the disclaimer!
Zaara: no way in hell im saying it.
DxYxL: Kaze. Will you please do the honors?
Kaze: she doesn't own anything!!!!! –Tears-
DxYxL: NOWWWWW the Into.
Kaze: HELLO! Welcome to the story. We know that this was a really random crossover but we couldn't help it. We just want to see them destroy the hotel and drive everyone mad.
DxYxL: Zaara. Will you do something!
Zaara: The couples are as fallows. MarikxBakura RyouxMalik YugixMokuba YamixKaiba
DxYxL: Well the clouds are talking and they tell me to start the story. And weeee my chair spins... I fell off ow… before I give myself a concussion here is chapter one.
Zaara: Not like you could tell the difference.
"But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Marik and Bakura whined as there lights began telling them about there so-called special plans.
"It'll be fun." Ryou tried to convince them.
"How in Ra's name could you call spending two weeks on a trip with the pharaoh and his friendship squad fun?!" Marik argued glaring daggers at his own light. In response Malik merely stuck his tongue out at the angered Yami.
"Well… if you look past all that… there are some good points." Ryou explained "we get to spend the trip in Boston's best hotel! And… and… we can go look at all the sights and… Malik! Help me out here!"
"You're on your own. I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night to find Bakura trying to kill me with his dagger collection." Malik put his hands up as if to say he were neutral.
"Im not going!" Bakura exclaimed in an attempt to end the conversation in general… sadly he failed.
"No! You're going… your all going!" Ryou exploded
"He said he didn't want to go!!!" Marik roared defending Bakura. The thief thought about making a comment about being able to defend himself but decided against it. As long as Marik knew that in his head it didn't really matter.
Ryou though as if he had been smoking something pulled off a major mood swing and looked at Malik with droopy puppy dog eyes. "Even Marik defends his boyfriend. But you can even back me up in an argument."
"What are you talking about!? That's not fair. Marik is always like that. You can't even look at Bakura funny without getting smacked. In fact you can't look at Marik either because Bakura would disembowel you with your own bones. They can't count as an example." Malik defended.
"Don't care." Ryou said turning his back to his boyfriend.
"Please don't be like that." Malik said only to get no response. Sigh "fine I'll go"
"Really! And what about you two?" the psychotic couple looked at him in deep thought. "Kaiba's going to pay for EVERYTHING"
"We're in!" they yelled in unison.
"Great we leave in two days."
Two days later…
Ryou was panicking. He couldn't figure out what he was missing. He double checked everything and it all seemed to be there. Yet he couldn't shake the horrible feeling he had forgotten something. He of course made this very well know to the other occupants of the house as he yelled the fact out and ran franticly around the house. He was about to start another run threw when a hand on his shoulder stopped him.
"Would what you are forgetting be the two psychos's making out on the couch, who have yet to pack?" Malik asked amused.
"WHAT!" Ryou ran to the living room and sure enough laying there locked together where the two yami's. "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!? We have to meet the others at the air port in one hour. It takes thirty to get there. Why aren't you packed?"
"What are you talking abou-" Bakura was cut off.
"Don't act innocent!"
"But hikari…"
"Oh I get it this is your plan to get out of going. Isn't it"
"No we-"
"Well it's not going to work."
"Hikari…"
"Im not going to be fooled by two-"
"HIKARI!!!"
"What!"
"We are packed, are stuff is already in the car…" Ryou just stared at him with a horrified look as if he had just eaten a kitten.
"But… but Malik said… MALIK ISHTAR! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" the two yami's winced at the voice fearing for Malik's soul. The only one who apparently didn't fear for the evil hikari's soul was said hikari himself. He stumbled into the room laughing like a metal person on crack. Several beatings and curses later they were on there way to the air port. The whole way there Malik was pouting and Marik sat with his eyes scattershot looking around franticly.
"What's wrong?" Bakura questioned
"Why do we have to take a plain??" Marik muttered in response climbing into the tomb robbers lap.
"Because it would take a month by boat… and I don't know how long to swim." Bakura replied face scrunching in thought. "Why?"
"I…I… d-d-ont like plains" Marik stuttered as the air port came into view.
"Will you just get over it!" Malik said exasperated.
"Get over what?" Bakura just had to ask…
"Oh remember last year when me and Marik went on a trip around the world. Well I sort of… put him in a duffle bag and sent him threw baggage" Malik explained wincing slightly at the look he got from the king of thieves.
"Buuuuuutttt this time we are riding first class thanks to kaiba!" Ryou exclaimed happily. You could clearly see the energy pouring off him.
"Alright. Who gave him a creampuff?" Bakura asked looking around at the people in the car accusingly. Malik slowly raised his hand in the air." why did you do that?!!!!!!"
"Well he was still mad at me from before so I gave it to him to cheer him up."
"Well you're the one sitting with him on the plain. So don't get mad at us because you dug your own grave." Bakura laughed as realization dawned on Malik's face.
"I didn't think of that" replied a pale faced Malik.
"Too late now." They were getting out of their car as Bakura said this. They walked threw the air port Malik pouting the whole way. They found the others in front of there gate. They noticed yugi giving the two psychos' odd looks.
"How do you plan on getting threw security with a bag full off daggers and the millennium items, which might I add are very pointy?" he questioned motioning over to there carry on bags that had weapons sticking out of it.
The two just gave him an 'are you kidding' look. "I'm the king of thieves. I can get past simple security… and if that fails Marik can just take over there minds"
"Oh" was all the others said. Yami regretting not thinking of that and letting his light send his puzzle threw baggage.
They went over to go threw the metal detector and put there carry on bags threw the x ray thing. All but Marik and Bakura had made it threw so far and they were waiting for them to get caught. But much to there surprise they simply walked threw the security finding nothing wrong. They boarded the plain the thief and tomb keeper looking smug, the pharaoh and kaiba looked irritated, Malik was still pouting and Ryou was still sugar high. Yugi was looking remotely depressed that Jou and Honda couldn't make it, they were going to come later on in the week however... And that anzu had made it. Mokuba seemed to be the only normal one… sad isn't it?
Taking there seats they waited for the plain to take off. As the engines started Marik jumped up and began clawing at the window in a sad attempted to escape. His smug look turned into one of comical panic. Bakura just gave him a stupid look before ignoring him altogether. Oddly almost no one else seemed to notice the psycho trying to claw at the window. Malik was to busy trying to shut up a sugar high Ryou. Yugi and mokuba had some how already fallen asleep and were curled together in there seat. Kaiba was on his laptop and finally the person who did notice. Of all people though it had to be the pharaoh. He just looked on with an amused expression. Bakura sighed letting this go on longer would only end in them all dieing when the plain took off and Marik manages to get threw the window opening it. With a blank expression he pulled the crazy darkness into his lap and locked his lips with his own. It soon turned into a full out make out session. The two were so busy they failed to notice that the plain had long since taken off and that a flight attendant was walking toward them.
"Excuse me but I'm going to ask you to get into your own seats and put on your seat belt while the plain is moving.' She said politely. The only thing she got was two glares. "I guess you could continue … if you allow me to take a picture."
Marik and Bakura pulled apart looking at each other before shrugging and nodding at the attendant. She immediately pulled out a camera and began to snap pictures. Well that's one way to get over a fear of plains.
DxYxL: Well that's one chapter done. (Looks to the right.) Zaara. Can you say the rest?
Zaara: (Making out with Kura)
DxYxL: NOW!!!!!
Zaara: -Angrily- Whatever. DarkxYaoixLove is looking for a beta.
Kaze: contact us if you're interested.
DarkxYaoixLove: Bye Bye for now.
