The Real Harry Potter
May I have your attention please?
May I have you attention please?
Will the real harry potter please apparate up?
I repeat, will the real harry potter please apparate up?
We're going to have a problem here…
Ya'll act like you never seen the scar-person before
Wands in the air like Voldemort just burst in the door
Starting to whoop his ass worse then before
First killing his parents now throwing him over the dormitory (scream)
It's the return of the
(Ah wait, no way, he didn't just say that he's back, did he?)
And Voldemort really said…
Nothing you idiots Voldemort's dead, he's somewhere in a forest (ha, ha)
Obsessed Readers love Scar-head
Chicka chicka chicka Harry Potter I'm sick of him
Look at him walking around finding his you know what,
Almost killing you know who (yea but his scar's so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of spells up in my head dark
But no worse then what's going on in Lockhart's office
Sometimes I want to do something bad in my books
But can't, though its okay for Snape to act like a shark
My wand is at your throat, My wand is at your throat
And if I'm lucky you'll suck up like a goat
And that's the message that we deliver to little fans
And expect them not to know why there have been so many bans
Of course there gonna know what witchcraft is
By the time they read a book in 4th grade
They got the bible don't they?
We ain't nothing but bad influences, well maybe some of us muggles
Who are also sometimes called mudbloods
But if we can kill dumb dark wizards and other duds
Then there's no reason that Voldemort and I can't be friends and elope
But if you feel like I feel you need an antidote
Forget the friendly little shows, so lets make some dirty drastic wooooooesssssss
*chorus*
I'm Harry Potter
Yes I'm the real potter
All you other harry potter's are just acting like a snotter
So won't the real Harry Potter…
Please apparate up, please apparate up, please apparate up
'Cause I'm Harry Potter
Yes I'm the real potter
All you other harry potter's are just acting like a snotter
So won't the real Harry Potter…
Please apparate up, please apparate up, please apparate up
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That's just the begging of the song. If you like it, I'll do the rest. R/R
