The Real Harry Potter

The Real Harry Potter

May I have your attention please?

May I have you attention please?

Will the real harry potter please apparate up?

I repeat, will the real harry potter please apparate up?

We're going to have a problem here…

Ya'll act like you never seen the scar-person before

Wands in the air like Voldemort just burst in the door

Starting to whoop his ass worse then before

First killing his parents now throwing him over the dormitory (scream)

It's the return of the

(Ah wait, no way, he didn't just say that he's back, did he?)

And Voldemort really said…

Nothing you idiots Voldemort's dead, he's somewhere in a forest (ha, ha)

Obsessed Readers love Scar-head

Chicka chicka chicka Harry Potter I'm sick of him

Look at him walking around finding his you know what,

Almost killing you know who (yea but his scar's so cute though)

Yeah I probably got a couple of spells up in my head dark

But no worse then what's going on in Lockhart's office

Sometimes I want to do something bad in my books

But can't, though its okay for Snape to act like a shark

My wand is at your throat, My wand is at your throat

And if I'm lucky you'll suck up like a goat

And that's the message that we deliver to little fans

And expect them not to know why there have been so many bans

Of course there gonna know what witchcraft is

By the time they read a book in 4th grade

They got the bible don't they?

We ain't nothing but bad influences, well maybe some of us muggles

Who are also sometimes called mudbloods

But if we can kill dumb dark wizards and other duds

Then there's no reason that Voldemort and I can't be friends and elope

But if you feel like I feel you need an antidote

Forget the friendly little shows, so lets make some dirty drastic wooooooesssssss

*chorus*

I'm Harry Potter

Yes I'm the real potter

All you other harry potter's are just acting like a snotter

So won't the real Harry Potter…

Please apparate up, please apparate up, please apparate up

'Cause I'm Harry Potter

Yes I'm the real potter

All you other harry potter's are just acting like a snotter

So won't the real Harry Potter…

Please apparate up, please apparate up, please apparate up

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That's just the begging of the song. If you like it, I'll do the rest. R/R