Camp Lazlo Without the Camp!
A/N: I was so bored, so I thought, why not! Sequel to Lazlo's Temper Ticket
Disclaimer: Again, I don't own Camp Lazlo.
Ahh, the first Sunday of the week of September. The day everyone packs up and leave Camp Kidney. Then the honorable scoutmaster (or someone really desperate to get his relaxation) leads them out of camp. After the scouts left, he went to Commander Hoo-hah.
"Please, Commander Hoo-hah! I want to get out of camp!! May I please quit?!" Lumpus asked. "Why of course, Scoutmaster retard! But you need a new job…and I know just the thing…" Hoo-hah said. "Yes anything away from these scouts!!" Lumpus begged.
Nearing Lazlo's jungle house in Prickly Pines…in the bus. Everyone is cheering to get out of camp…except Lazlo and Clam. "What's wrong, guys?" Raj asked. "Well, Not only we have to leave Camp Kidney and go to school, but you have to go back to Afghanistan and we won't see each other and Patsy until nine months," Lazlo said. "Clam'll miss friends," Clam blurted out. "Don't worry; I won't go back to……India this year. So pops let me stay in your school," Raj said. "Yeah!! That's awesome!! Now me, you, and Clam can stay with each other like we do in camp!" Lazlo said. Now the bus's radio has the song, Every time we Touched (My favorite romantic song.)! So the bean scouts danced to it.
The next day, Lazlo went to his classroom. Then he sees Raj out the classroom door. "Raj?! Not only we are n the same school, but in the same homeroom?" Lazlo asked. "Correct, my friend, how convenient this is; it will be more convenient if Clam was here," Raj said. Then someone opened the door; it was Clam! "Raj! Lazlo! How are you?" Clam asked. "Things won't stop being convenient!" Raj said. "We get that your Chinese, saying that 'c' word. Things got silent as they went to the classroom.
When they went to the classroom it got even more con… okay this is last time I say it… convenient. Every main bean scout and squirrel scout were classmates. Lazlo's seat is by Patsy and Raj's seat is by Clam. "Wow! Hey Patsy. So…how was your morning? Lazlo asked. "Umm, great. Hey Lazlo! Remember that you had your first temper from a joke?" Patsy responded then giggled. "A-ha, a-ha, don't remind me," Lazlo said. "You know you kinda scared me by chopping Edward's arm. I also see you still wearing your camp uniform," she said. "Remember, Patsy, you can take me out of camp, but never take the camp out of me." Then they laughed.
"Look like Lazlo has a thing with Patsy," Raj said. "No duh," Clam said with a bored look. "Clam, do you know when our teacher comes in?" "Principal came. 15 minutes."
Moments later. "Well, well. It's Prickly Pines town jerk, Lazlo!" Edward said. "HiEdward. Are you still mad at me for your arm?" Lazlo asked. "Hell no, scumbag! Not after your damn fit with your damn girlfriend!!" Edward shouted. "Did you know that you shouted so loud that the classes from the every level heard you?" Samson said with his hands on his ears. "Oh, what are they going to do, give me detention to death!?!?!" "They did to our cousin, Flip, putting him in the cleanest place in the world! No one heard of him again," Chip said.
"I heard that a squirrel scout and a bean scout went to detention for talking. And they both killed each other during a fight," Nina said. "I heard that Ms. Mucus went to detention when she's young, then she farted, killing the next victims. I hear that the gas may still be there," Gretchen said. "I heard that cousin Flip was locked in the cleanest place," Skip said. Everyone was just staring at him with a bored look. "Imbecile! Chip said that already!" Raj said. "Still, that's all a myth, right?" Lazlo asked. "Yeah, almost a myth as Camp Kidney being the best place," Gretchen said.
Moments later, the teacher came in the room. It was none other than Scoutmaster Lumpus! Again it's that 'c' word. "Good morning, Mr. Louis and Ms. Doe," the students chanted. "Ohh, Scoutmaster Louis! We can teach the campers new things!" Jane Doe. "Whatever happened to Lump-us…or any chance, Lumpus," he said. "Alrighty, you do the teaching, and I'll do the shopping! Okay, bye," Jane said leaving Lumpus.
"Alrighty, here's the teachers guide for every subject. Copy the answers and leave me alone for the nine months," Lumpus said, and then sleep.
Lunchtime. "Ugh, I can finally get away from McMuslie's attempt at cooking and get some real food!" Raj said. The others agree. But behind the counter was McMuslie himself. Then the students groan. "Lazlo, what's all of the commotion?" Patsy asked.
"Okay then, who wants my tofu candy? Remember scouts, I mean students, real candy are for losers and so can other poisonous foods that could take your teeth, make you blind, get hit by a car, can…" he said. "Thank you already! We get the point!" Edward yelled.
A/N: This story is long for one chapter. Part 2 coming soon.
