So here's how the story goes

An average girl gets to have the perfect boy

She's a ditz and he's a God

Well here's what I say

She's a bitch and he's mine

It's not written in stone that he belongs to her

It's written on paper

But here, it's written in binary codes

He's mine so back off

Settle for someone that's down at your standards

Let's not be selfish

You want two guys

And I just want one

And he's all mine!

Did you hear that Bella?

Edward's mine!

Just a little joke I thought I'd make