"How Rings Remind Me"
Never
made it as a wise man,
I couldn't cut it as an old wizard dealing,
Tired of living like a kind man,
I'm sick of insight and their foolish stealing,
And this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me,
Of this big old scam,
This is how you remind me,
Of this big old scam.
It's not like you to say sorry,
I had been listening to Bilbo's story,
This time I might be mistaken,
For handing you a ring worth breaking,
And I've been wrong,
I've been down,
Into the bottom of every mountain,
These four words in my head,
Scream
Is it over yet?
Yet, yet, yet, no no.
Yet, yet, yet, no no.
It's not like you didn't know that
Boromir wanted it,
And he probably still would too,
And it must have been so bad,
'Cos traveling with him must have,
Damn near killed you.
And this is how you remind me
Of damn Saruman,
This is how you remind me,
Of damn Saruman.
It's not like you to say thank you,
I was waiting on this whole dumb crew,
This time I'm mistaken,
For handing hobbits a ring worth breaking,
And I've been wrong,
I've been down,
Into the middle of every battle,
These four words in my head,
Scream
Are they there yet?
Yet, yet, yet, no no.
Yet, yet, yet, no no.
Yet, yet, yet, no no.
Yet, yet, yet, no no.
Never
made it as a wise man,
I couldn't cut it as an old wizard healing,
And this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me,
Of Frodo and Sam,
This is how you remind me,
Of Frodo and Sam.
It's just like you to stand and mourn,
While I was helping out my friend Aragorn,
This time I wasn't mistaken,
For handing them a ring worth breaking,
And I've been wrong,
I've been down,
Into the land of even Mordor,
These five words in my head,
Scream
Can we have fun yet?
Yet,
yet,
Is it over yet?
Yet, yet,
Are they there yet?
Yet, yet,
Can we have fun yet?
Yet, yet…
