Ok…well…this story is, plainly, messed up. No point in trying to hide it. I wrote this first chapter, then my friend Gina wrote a chapter to add, then me, then my friend Danielle…and Megan helped Gina too…I mean seriously we have the weirdest ideas (especially during lunch) sooo here is the story! (Which is so not a Mary-Sue even if it seems to start that way.) OH yeah, please don't sue us, we don't own any of the people, places, weapons, etc. used in this story! Much of it is fictional garbage from our messed up minds.

Also, this chapter is very…brutal. And violent. But nothing of this capacity happens for the rest of the story…I think.

This isn't at all like my other School of Rock fanfic. I actually love 'Absolutely Perfect' but if I would write another chapter, or a sequel, I don't know where I would go with it. My inspiration is kinda dry, as I'm sure is obvious in this piece of crapola:

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There once was a psychotic girl named Kaitlin. She was a 14 year old with obsessive tendencies. She also suffered from slight insanity, which she was on heavy meds for. But one day…she forgot to take her meds. Here's what happened…"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" she screamed one morning. She jumped out of bed and shrieked, "Lets go hunt down KEVVVVVIIIINNN!!!!!" See she was obsessed with 'The School of Rock.' Or to be more precise, Freddy Jones, the drummer, who is played by Kevin Clark. "Hahahahhahaaapppy time!" Kaitlin got dressed in her clothes…der…but she also wore her special SCHOOL OF ROCK T SHIRT oh joy!!! Then she ran out of the house, with a backpack full of stuff. She was New York bound, going to the set of School of Rock 2!! (A/n Don't yinz wish there was a sequel????)

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3 days later, she arrived there. She disguised herself as an extra. Between two scenes, she ran and hid out in the classroom set, under Dewey's desk. She occasionally screamed "BURRITOOOOO" just for kicks. It was a few days before anyone used the classroom set but she waited patiently. She finally got her chance one day. They were in the middle of a scene when Kaitlin jumped out from her hiding place, shrieking "MIIIIIIIINE KEVIN!!! MIIIIINE!!!" She tied him up in a corner and left him there. Everyone just went with it. The director and his people thought the movie needed some action anyway. Summer was all like "OMG that is so totally not like in the script!" so Kaitlin pulls out a throwing knife and throws it and pins Summer's head to the wall. After that, no one said anything about this not being in the script.

Alicia whipped out her attitude, so Kaitlin whipped out her gun and shot her 23 times. (A/n pretend that's possible.) Then she did the same thing to Marta and Tomika, just for good measure. "Muhahahahahhahaaaa" Then Lawrence started yammering, but Kaitlin had no idea what he was saying, so she shot him too. Then Kaitlin called Billy over there. "Why are you so fagalicious?"

"Because-" *BAM* Kaitlin shot his balls off. "You were so not worthy of owning those, you little pansy." So he bled to death. She shoved Gordon, Leonard, Frankie, and Marco into a fake hall. "You all suck no one likes you anyway!!!" and she threw a grenade after them. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Then she shut the door.

Kaitlin tore the flag from the wall and threw it spear-style through Zack. Haaaaaa. Then she turned around and saw Katie trying to untie Freddy. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HE BELONGS TO MEEEEEE!!!" So she strangled Katie because she was a huge threat. Then she noticed Michelle and Eleni crawling over to Freddy. So she was all "Ai-yi-yiiiii" and pushed desks on them and jumped on the desks until the sluts stopped squirming.

Finally she was alone with Freddy. "Freddy…. I LOOOOOOVEEE YOUUUUU" and she started to haul him away. But Gina, Megan, and Danielle came in on the set. They got past the security and everyone else because Kaitlin had rigged the place with poison gas! So they were all dead! But as Gina, Megan, and Danielle tried to steal Freddy, Kaitlin took out her light-saber-taser-thing and stabbed their hearts. They all died! Danielle's afro didn't get in the way, so that was fine.

Finally, there was no one else to get in Kaitlin's way. (Oh yeah, Dewey was dead too. After seeing Billy bleed like that he puked until he was dehydrated and died.) Then with no one at all to realize or whatever, Kaitlin put the stunned Kevin Clark into a body bag and hauled him back home, where she had fun with him for a few days until the authorities came and took him away. Kaitlin was put in an asylum.

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SNEAK PEEK AT CHAPTER 2: Kaitlin escapes from the asylum! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!