SONG : Welcome to the family -little big town

Setting : a big stadium with a big screen in the back to show picture/videos.

Nightshimmer : Welcome! This fits perfect for the family so YAY!

Brambleclaw: Hey Rowanclaw, come over here.

Rowanclaw : yeahh? What wrong?

Brambleclaw: Let me tell you something about our family.

Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don't mind company
'Cause we'll be here a lot
And brother here's some brotherly advice
If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right ('cause)

The big Screen (TBS) shows a recording of Tawnypelt giggling.

Tawnypelt : YOU WHAT BRAMBLECLAW YOU ARE DEAD!

Brambleclaw: Come on up Squirelflight.


Squirrelflight :
'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff

TBS shows a picture of Firestar with a hammer and a white beard.
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

TBS shows Firestar with a beard on a judge thing and other firestars sitting quietly on the other side.
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, Son
He'll dig a hole for you

Jayfeather holds up a shovel: Just tell me when!
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun

Hawkfrost jumps up and tries to kill Brambleclaw but security takes him away.
Mama's got a real bad temper
And daddy's got a shotgun
Goldenflower appears, as does Sasha and they hit Rowanclaw with sticks!

Tigerstar comes and shots an apple (who knows. . . ) off of Rownclaws head.
Welcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You ain't coming back
My nephew Red's a hunter
He's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one

TBS shows a clip of Lionblaze with a gun and a dog chasing Talonpaw (the one that died SAPPOSABLY(spelling wrong!) of kittypets!)
And he still ain't been found
Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
But boy take care of her 'cause if you don't

Leafpool : can i?

Squirrelflight: sure honey.

Leafpool:

Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah she'll make a real fine wife

Hollyleaf appears and starts to sing : (like amy lee xD)

With heart cold deep in my soul I kill your death will my arise from the shadows of the deep--.

Squirrelflight and Leafpool back away : ookkaayy.

Nightshimmer : you wait till next time!

(I did this because I was bored k?)