SONG : Welcome to the family -little big town
Setting : a big stadium with a big screen in the back to show picture/videos.
Nightshimmer : Welcome! This fits perfect for the family so YAY!
Brambleclaw: Hey Rowanclaw, come over here.
Rowanclaw : yeahh? What wrong?
Brambleclaw: Let me tell you something about our family.
Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don't mind company
'Cause we'll be here a lot
And brother here's some brotherly advice
If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right ('cause)
The big Screen (TBS) shows a recording of Tawnypelt giggling.
Tawnypelt : YOU WHAT BRAMBLECLAW YOU ARE DEAD!
Brambleclaw: Come on up Squirelflight.
Squirrelflight :
'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff
TBS shows a picture of Firestar with a hammer and a white beard.
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
TBS shows Firestar with a beard on a judge thing and other firestars sitting quietly on the other side.
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, Son
He'll dig a hole for you
Jayfeather holds up a shovel: Just tell me when!
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
Hawkfrost jumps up and tries to kill Brambleclaw but security takes him away.
Mama's got a real bad temper
And daddy's got a shotgun
Goldenflower appears, as does Sasha and they hit Rowanclaw with sticks!
Tigerstar comes and shots an apple (who knows. . . ) off of Rownclaws head.
Welcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You ain't coming back
My nephew Red's a hunter
He's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
TBS shows a clip of Lionblaze with a gun and a dog chasing Talonpaw (the one that died SAPPOSABLY(spelling wrong!) of kittypets!)
And he still ain't been found
Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
But boy take care of her 'cause if you don't
Leafpool : can i?
Squirrelflight: sure honey.
Leafpool:
Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah she'll make a real fine wife
Hollyleaf appears and starts to sing : (like amy lee xD)
With heart cold deep in my soul I kill your death will my arise from the shadows of the deep--.
Squirrelflight and Leafpool back away : ookkaayy.
Nightshimmer : you wait till next time!
(I did this because I was bored k?)
