Disclaimer: We don't own any characters from Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, YYH, DBGT, FLCL, Pet Shop of Horrors, Digimon, KH, or RK. But we DO own Naiomi & Kasumi. Brittany Spears, Janet Jackson, Josh Groban, Usher, & Mario Winians own themselves [Naiomi: even though I'd like to own Usher...;) Kasumi: knocks Naiomi out with a frying pan]

Naiomi: welcome to the stupidest, weirdest-

Kasumi: SHUT UP! Welcome to the funniest Flag-football game you'll ever see! Today we have the so called "Heroes"

Naiomi: they are Inuyasha, Miroku, Teeny Tiny little Myoga, Kiba, Hige, Tsume, Toboe, Yuskue, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, Goku, Naota, Tai, Matt, Joe, Riku, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Sanosuke "Sano" Sagara, Sito (if you don't know him...tough luck) & Vegeta who is filling in for his son, Trunks.

Kasumi: and the villains are Koga, Naraku, Fluffy-sama......

Sesshomaru: HEY!

Kasumi: continuing on! Quent.....By the way Quent no sake aloud in the stadium!!!!

Quent: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! runs away screaming in sorrow

Kasumi: Okay..... As I was saying......Darcia, Suzaku, Baby, Freiza(1st form), Kid Buu, Devimon, Ansem, Shishio, & Vegeta.

Vegeta: Jack-Ass!!! I am not filling in for my son!! I am forever evil!!! EEEEVVILLLL!!!!!

Kasumi: 'Southern Winds hear my plea, silence the one who claims thy throne of evil! Forever till he learns thy own self's true heart!!'

Vegeta: mouth zips shut Mmm! MMM!!!!!!! MITCH!!!

Inuyasha: stupid bastard....I should've warned him that Kasumi was half dog demon/half witch....oh well....then again...WHY SHOULD I!?

Kasumi: Now Vegeta...Listen.... Are you listening?.....

Vegeta: glares at Kasumi mas mif mi mot ma moice....(translation: as if I got a choice...)

Kasumi: All you have to do is learn your true place in life.....Now back to the ......Villains.......

Vegeta: mait ma mecond! Mi man't malk mike mis mormemer! (translation: Wait a second! I can't talk like this forever!)

Kasumi: yes you can. Learn sign language. It helped my enemies. Now you'll learn too. NOW ON TO THE GAME!

Naiomi: first of all....THE COIN TOSS! We must decide who's going to play defense!

Haruko: ok...we want a clean and fair game...oh whatever! Give 'em hell! tosses coin and runs off the field

Ansem and Son Pan watch as the coin falls

Pan: I got heads!

Ansem: NO! I got heads!

Pan: glares at Ansem I GOT HEADS!

Yura: pulls out tons of skulls I GOT HEADS!

Kasumi: YO!! SLUT!! Get your ugly ass off the field!!!

Yura: pouts I thought they wanted to buy heads....

Naiomi: uses wind powers to blow Yura out of the stadium

Yura: sounding like Arnold Schwartzengier I'LL BE BACK!!!!

Naiomi: smirks no need to thank me folks! That's what I'm here for!

Kasumi: stares sourly yeah...right....

Ansem: Girl give me heads or I'll turn you into a heartless!!!

Riku: runs out on the field WHO SAID YOU COULD BE HERE!?

Ansem: Naraku hired me to be the coach.

Everyone: glares at Naraku

Naraku: I feel hated.

Kasumi: looks over at Inuyasha Can I PLEASE set him on fire!!!!????

Inuyasha: NO! I SAID I WAS GOING TO KILL HIM! turns to Naraku NARAKU! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku: try your best dog-boy! I'll kick your ass any day!

Inuyasha: stares at Naraku sourly And you're the one to talk....WHY!?!?!?!?

Miroku: because he's stupid-puppet using-girly girl-gay lesbo- trans- sexual!

Sango: Miroku...I have taught you well!

Everyone: stares at Sango

Sango: shifty eyes NOT LIKE THAT!

Naiomi: OH YEAH! DID I FORGET TO MENTION THE CHEERLEADERS?

Kasumi: uh...yeah?

Naiomi: well... the cheerleaders are Kagome, Sango, Kikyo......

Kasumi: WHAT!? That bitch is here!?

Kikyo: I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKING ABOUT ME!

Kasumi: SO WHAT IF I AM BITCH!?

Kikyo: THEN DIE!

Kasumi: I'LL MEET YOU IN HELL BITCH!

Kikyo: freezes and thinks if she goes to hell....then Inuyasha will be there with both of us... speaks DAMN YOU DOG-GIRL-BITCH!

Naiomi: OK!!!! LET'S GET ON WITH THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: stares at Naiomi

Sesshomaru: Since when do you cuss!?

Naiomi: blushes in embarrassment Opps...sorry...heat of the moment....

Kasumi: I'm still not happy about this.....

Naiomi: TOUGH LUCK! Continuing with the cheerleaders.... Cheza, Keiko, Botan, Chichi, Bulma, Bra, Mamimi, Mimi, Kari, Kairi, Kaoru, Magumi, and.....SHIPPO!

Shippo: runs into the stadium dramatically

All girls (except Kasumi): AWW!!!! HE'S SO KAWAII!!!!!

All guys: rolls eyes please....

Kasumi: o...k...I'm getting annoyed. We're going to start the game soon!

Naiomi: COMERCIAL!!!!

Kasumi: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End of Chapter 1