Hachiman turned on TeeVee

"Fuck the polis cummin' str8 fum da unterground a yung nigga liek me git it bad cuz i'm brown"

Dre & Eazy-E derz it rapped in the television. The rest of NWA was fukking sum hoes in the backstage.

It was a new channel. He red the channel name: gr8 nolstalgia of tha 90s.

"Kik in da dor wavin' da for for

Al yo hears iz pepper don hit me no mor"

Nice! Hachiman said. It was musik to his ears.

"Datz y i fukked yo warf yo fat mo'fukker."

"It wuz jus an dream."

"Gundam me glad yo set it off."

"Cruisin' down da stret on mi six fo'."

"Nigga wrap iz awesome!" Hachiman exclaimed.

He got addicted to the rap culture.

He went to bed. Next morning he woke up and saw Komacha lying on couch.

He went to put 5 carrotz in da gurlz ear.

"Nobody likez me.

Nobody likez me, but datz okay, cuz i dun liek yo anywayz, i dun liek yo anywayz, fuck all y'all!" He shouted the lyrics at his classmates as he walked along the corridor.

He spotted the transfaggot white hair.

"I rock hoez, y'all rockz fellaz."

Faggot got schooled into his place.

"Today iz an gud day!"

First lesson.

"Y'all faggots best be turning to page fo-fo (44) else i bit yo azz." Sensei Kurumiguru said.

Fo-Fo.

Hachiman got fucking triggered.

He jumped on Sensei kurumiguru and stomped da light outta her.

"Kick in da hoe, wavin' da fo fo,

Al yo heard wuz hachi don hit me no mo!"

"Hachi don hit me no mo!"

Everyone in clas skreamed. Den Yukinoshitnigga cumz in.

"What's going on?"

"Yuki mah side-chick!" Hachiman stopped beating sensei and went to Yukino panting like a snoop dawg.

"Yuki yuki yuki can yo c sumtiemz yo wurdz jus hipnotix mi"

Yukinoshitnigga realised something's wrong with Hachiman. He's speaking ghetto, which waz not an gud sing.

Jus den principer Tsubanihonto cam in.

"Hachiman, u are herebly expelled for grievious bodily assort on a teacher."

"Fuck yo fucking crakkaz i ain't need no educashun nowayz Hachi outta here!"

Hachiman seethed in his hous. He wuz raged by what hapened 2day.

In his rage he started komposin' his own rap.

After kimposing it he uploaded it to sundcloud where his homiez ma boiz can listen.

His rap—

Fuck y'all, fuck y'all, fuck y'all, fuck y'all

Fuck yo life i hope y'all fucking fall

Fuck yo tittiez, fuck yo twatz

Fuck yo titz n fuck yo tatz

Fuck yo mom, fuck yo dad

Fuck al dem side hoez yo ever had

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

Fuck yo childrenz fuck yo boo

Fuck yo house n fuck yo cash

Fuck yo marijuana stash!

Fuck yo bitch ass worthless chick

Fuck yo bitch ass micro dick

Fuck everythangz yo ever stood fo

Fuck everywunz livin' in yo hood bro!

Fuck this fuck dat

Fuck piss fuck scat

Fuck dat bitch comin' down south runnin' her shitnigged mouth fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

He breafed intensely azz he recorded his rap. Shit wuz fire.

He den uploaded it on soundcloud. "Shoutout to da bitch ass principer I be beefin' wif. Hope yo liek it up tha azz no vaseline yo faggot!"

His song immediately blew up.

"Omg roflmao *insert emoji* nigga i can't even *insert emoji again* dude it'z str8 fiyahhhhhh fam *insert burning flame emoji* *insert 100 emoji* nigga take care"

"Hahahahah ya teached dat bitch ass nigga principer an lesson lmao bruh *insert emoji* ya got no chill *insert a series of emojis that makes no sense whatsoever*"

Hachiman was heartened. So much that he resoluted to forward the blakkk lyfe matter cos— by turnin' into a transnigga.

Turnin' into a transnigga will increase his street cred and help wif his rap hobby. But the difficult part wuz the operashun. He nid sum nigga willing to donate a 12 inch horse kok to him.

For many dayz he kept the operation transnigger at da back of his mind. Until one day when he received a mysterious parcel wrapped in the shape off a dildoo…

TBC