Insanity doesn't even begin to describe it
Disclaimer: No, I do NOT, repeat do NOT own The Lord of the Rings… though I do own a bunch of merchandise…. Heh, Heh….
Chapter 1
'Why do I like monkeys? I wonder what's for dinner tomorrow night. Where's my toothbrush? Why isn't it raining? Why can't I sing? Is there school tomorrow? Why am I asking so many questions? Why isn't this game fun anymore? Why aren't I sleeping? ' I thought. I was playing my new game, called, 'How many random thoughts can you think of in a row without repeating'. It was fun… but after the third hour it was starting to get boring.
I was lying outside, my back pack beside me, under a tree. I sighed, and closed my eyes. Finally finding sleep near at hand, I drifted off.
DREAM
Blank, black void
Uhhhhh…. Hello! #echo's# No ones here! #echos# Ahhhhhh shiiiiiiiit...
Giant fiery eye appears
Giant eye: You will be my servant, seer. Bow down to me!
Uh, how about Not!
Giant eye: How dare you!
You know, you have bad breath for an eye with no mouth.
Giant eye: You will not speak to me in such an insolent manner!
Just did.
Giant eye: I am Not Going to put up with you!
Then let me leave.
Giant eye: You will be severely punished.
Like hell.
Giant eye: Quit being so mean!
No way, its fun.
Giant eye: Stop it!
No! HAHAHAHAHA!!! You seriously need some visine. Ya know, for sore eyes… or red eyes… or however that commercial goes.
Giant eye: I'm supposed to be like that. I'm a giant fiery eye.
So? Wow… someone's waking me up… I'M FALLING! I TOLD YOU THE CLWONS WE'RE GOING TO COME EAT ME WHEN I SLEEP BUT YOU DIDN"T LISTEN DIDYOU!
Giant eye: Good riddance… she was gonna make me cry…I don't want to mess up my image here.
END DREAM
I jumped up, knocking the person from next to me down scream, "THE CLOWNS ARE GONNA EAT ME!!" I blinked… the looked all around me, before settling on the guy rubbing his jaw on the ground and a bunch of sharp pointy objects facing my way. "Uhhh… Hi, Mr. pointy. Wanna go away now?" I asked the points, obviously making the guys around me confused.
The blond guy stood up, "I do not know what these… clowns are, but they won't eat you. " He said.
"Okay then…" I thought a moment before asking him, "Are you going to eat me? Cuz you coulda had better timing, how about before finals last week?"
"What!? I'm not going to eat you either!" He said startled.
"So no ones going to eat me?" I asked, looking around in paranoia. I glanced over me should a few times, and brushed imaginary bugs and things off me.
"Why, may I ask, is a maiden out in the forest all alone?" Another blond asked.
"Maiden? Where?" I looked around me confused before walking up to one of the two identical brunette guys since they all put they're pointy sharp things away. "Are you a maiden?"
He sputtered for a moment while his twin started laughing. "Yes-"The laughing one spoke, "He's a maiden." He grinned while the 'maiden twin' scowled.
"If I'm a maiden, dear brother, so are you since we look alike." He smirked as the other stopped laughing.
"Your right," The first one looked shocked before the second continued, "We do look alike, but I am by far the superior in looks."
"Why don't you go look in the mirror, you orc." The other countered.
"Elrohir, Elladan, Stop your bickering right now." The main blond dude that I knocked down said.
"Yes Glorfindel." They chorused.
"Right… So…. Who's the maiden?"
Glorfindel sighed. "You are."
"I am? Are you calling me a maiden? Why the hell are you calling me a maiden? What the hell is wrong with you! How dare you! I mean I-." I was cut off.
"It's a good thing." Glorfindel said dryly.
"oh… okay then."
"We will head to Rivendell. " He announced.
" Yeah!" Grabbing a twin on each arm, I started forward." WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!"
And so started the first day of insanity.
Yay! First chappy is dun! I feel proud!! Now…. Reviewing time! Right? RIGHT! starts twitching creepily I'm gonna keep twitching until you review. Twitch twitch
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