My first one. Not good, but oh well. Please review!

Chp. One- AKANE?!

"Welcome home, Ranma and Akane!" Kasumi exclaimed as Ranma and Akane came home from school. "Oh, and your fathers want to see you." "What now?" Ranma grumbled as he threw his bag to the floor. "RANMA SAOTOME! AKANE TENDO!" The loud voice of Mr. Tendo could be clearly heard from the next room. "GET HERE RIGHT NOW!" "Another lecture, I bet," Akane murmured as she followed Ranma. Tendo and Saotome (in his panda form) sat cross-legged on the floor, with Saotome holding up a large sign with the words SIT written on it. "What, Dad?" Ranma asked. "Go and pack." "What? Why? Where are we going?" PACK, read the sign. "But- but why? Where are we going?" Akane stuttered as her father pushed her to the door. "We're going up north to a temple to train with some of my old friends." "Aw man!! Do we have to? I still have homework!" Ranma yelled as the panda pushed him. I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU WOULD GIVE UP A TRIP TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK, the sign read.
"Did you just plan the trip?" Akane asked her dad as she went to her room.
"Yes, just three minutes before you got home."
"Then how will we get there?"
"By plane."
"What about the plane tickets?"
"Don't worry, we're going to hijack ourselves a helicopter."

* * * *
"Da-a-ad! Are you sure you can fly this helicopter?" Akane yelled as she and Ranma clung on tightly to the bags in the back seat.
"Genma's flying it!" Tendo yelled back.
"But- but Dad! He should be in the pilot seat and you should be in the co-pilot's seat!"
"Oh, shuttup!"
Ranma looked out the window. "Are those pilot people still chasing us?"
Akane shrugged. "I don't think so."
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"What is it, Dad?" Ranma asked, gazing at a passing bird.
"WE'RE GONNA CRAAAAAAAASH!!"
The helicopter fell from the sky. Down, down, down it went, down into the legendary Spring of the Sad Frog in Who-Knows-Where.
SPLASH!
"Gglurb!" Ranma felt the cold water rushing over him... er... her. Through watery eyes she glimpsed a panda struggling to doggy-paddle to the surface. Where was Mr. Tendo? Oh, god! Where's Akane?!?
Ranma quickly swam to the surface and climbed onto the bank, where she saw Tendo coughing up water. Quite suddenly the head of a panda emerged and Saotome climbed up beside Tendo and Ranma.
"Where- *koff* - where- Akane?" Tendo panted.
"I dunno," Ranma said, drying herself off.
CAN AKANE SWIM? asked Saotome.
"Nah, that girl's like a rock," Ranma replied, lying down on the grass, "Hey! Look! There goes the helicopter!" She pointed to the helicopter, which was slowly sinking into the spring.
"A- *koff koff*- AKA- *koff koff*- AKAN- *koff* - AKA-"
"Yes, yes, I know what you mean, Akane."
GO FIND HER, YOU BAKA!
"But I just dried myself!" Ranma argued.
GO GET HER BACK NOW OR I WON'T GIVE YOU ANY HOT WATER!
"Hot water?" Tendo (who had finally caught his breath) said as he watched Ranma walk away, "we don't have hot water."
I KNOW THAT.
"Oh."

"Tendo and Dad are just too afraid of the water," Ranma murmured as she waded into the water. "Okay, here we go!"
Ranma swam through the spring, calling out: "Glukanuy! Glukanuy! (Supposedly Akane...) There was no answer.
Finally Ranma surfaced and waded to where her dad and Tendo were sunbathing. "Where's Akane?"
Ranma shrugged. "I dunno, didn't see her."
POW!
WHOOSH!
(Ranma flying in the air)
(sound of a splash)
"THEN KEEP ON SEARCHING, BAKA!"

Two hours later...

"Where's Akane?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
POW!
"Keep on going, we have the whole day!!"

Five hours later...

"So...?"
"I CAN'T FIND HER! WHY DON'T YOU TRY LOOKING FOR HER?"
PAH! I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU!
"RIBBIT!"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT!"
YOU SHOULD BE SMARTER!
"Well why don't you try to look for her yourself?"
"RIBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!"
IM A PANDA!!!
"SOO? I'm a girl! Girls are worse than pandas-"
"RIBBIT!"
"SHUTTUP BOTH OF YOU!!" Tendo yelled.
"Ribbit?"
Saotome, Tendo, and Ranma looked down at their feet.
"AKANE?!?"