[First Author's Note: Hello. It's me, Jonathan Carreau, formerly known as xm0123. Much like with Touhou Omake, I have also concocted Madoka Omake. This series, however, is not related to Oh No, Not Madoka!, so you don't need to read that to get these omake. (Even though Oh No, Not Madoka! has its own omake. Confused?)

This will be a series of shorts, poems, or just . . . things pertaining to the Puella Magi franchise. Unlike with the omake in Oh No, Not Madoka!, though, these will not always be silly in nature. Some of them will be quite serious.

Oh yeah, and also, don't read this if you haven't seen the anime yet. TURN BACK NOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING! Also note that I have knowledge of Puella Magi Oriko Magica, and Puella Magi Kazumi Magica, but I don't like Kazumi, so don't expect any references to that. But for my first act, let's do something silly . . . ]

Omake #1: Sayaka Miki Facts.

-Sayaka Miki's weapon of choice is swords. This isn't because she likes swords; in truth, she sucks with them. The only reason she even uses swords is because using anything else would make her battles boringly easy.

-Sayaka Miki can run a mile under four minutes, land a quintuple somersault from only twenty feet in the air, kick Son Goku so hard that he cries like a baby, and survive an atomic explosion, and that's before she taps into her soul gem.

-When a girl gets laid with sixty guys in one day, she calls it an exhausting, yet unforgettable experience. When Sayaka Miki gets laid with sixty guys in one day, she calls it a "Slow Tuesday."

-Kenshiro's Hokuto Shinken techniques not only failed to kill Sayaka Miki, the shock of her surviving said techniques caused his own head to explode, for he didn't even realize that by attempting to kill Sayaka Miki, he was already dead.

-It took Homura Akemi twelve episodes to defeat Walpurgis Night. It would have taken Sayaka Miki twelve . . . nanoseconds.

[Second Author's Note: That's right; I have invoked the spirit of . . .

A-CHUCK-A-NORIIIIIIIIS!

Only instead I referred to my favorite canon character from Puella Magi. No, not just my favorite character; Sayaka is my favorite thing in all of Puella Magi, no question about it. And this won't be the first time you'll see me gushing about her. However, I already have two other omake bits ready. For my second act, click the next chapter button.]