Okay me and and my freind Tenney thought this up when we saw this billboard for Slender lady gym... and yess we know he did not get KICKED out he walked out on his own free will but it'smore fun to think this way

REASONS WHY OROCHIMARU GOT KICKED OUT OF AKATSUKI:

#1 Slender lady pose

Itachi: Orochimaru what r u doing?

Orochimaru: I"M DOING A NEW YOGA POSE!

Itachi looks at billboard behind him add says slender lady gym...

Itachi: Trying to keep up with the competition eh?

Orochimaru: MAYBE...

#2 Charcoal cooking

Orochimaru: HEY GUYS I MADE FOOD!

Itachi: umm what food all I see is a black pan?

Orochimaru: Ummmmmm Maybe 12 hours was too long for fish………

Kisame: I'm not eating it! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! runs away screaming

#3 Wild parties with his "snake" buddies

Leader dude (whatever his name is) (does anybody know?): OROCHIMARU! YOU HAVE TO CLEAN ALL THIS UP YOU KNOW!

Kisame: you had a party... WITHOUT ME!

Dedara: UHHHHHH how come we weren't invited?

Zetsu: YEAH!

Orochimaru: cuz...

#4 Complaining about the wash

Orochimaru: LOOK AT MY UNDERWEAR ITACHI LOOK AT IT!

Itachi: why would I want to look at your underwear?

Orochimaru: IT'S SO STARCHY! AND LOOK AT THIS SHIRT ITS GOT A SPOT RIGHT THERE...points

Itachi: where I don't see anything... but a white shirt

Orochimaru: its right there gets out magnifying glass

Itachi: Ummmmmmmm your point...

Orochimaru: the person doing the wash isn't doing the wash right……….So I'll take over from now...

Itachi: YOU WERE THE ONE DOING THE WASH IDOIT!... That's why everyone has pink underwear!

and finally….

#5 Should I say it "dirty dancing"

Leader dude:

Itachi: dude that's just WRONG ……..

Kisame: can't watch…… must look away……..

Dedara: MUST COVER EYES, ack don't have hands

Zetsu: …….

Tobi: ………

Sasori: MY PUPPETS!