Hey hey! I'm the Ginger Midget. So, this is really my second piece on FanFiction. (My first on is Rain.) I'm still trying to get the hang of the process of uploading, so please bear with me. Anywhoooo, I hope you enjoy the first chapter of Snow.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Sherlock. I do own the first season on DVD though.

He liked snow. It could sustain a lot of evidence at a crime scene. Which he wasn't at. Because the criminal world obviously had no new talent whatsoever.

Sherlock Holmes stretched out the entire length of the couch, arched his head over the armrest, and raised his voice to the rafters: "BORED!"

Nothing happened.

He turned his head to the left. His cell phone was on the kitchen table. Well, he certainly wasn't going to get it.

"Mrs. Hudson!"

After 30 seconds, he sighed. "MS-IS HUD-SOOON!"

The landlady bustled up the stairs, muttering under her breath. She stopped in the doorframe. "What is it, Sherlock?"

"Cell phone."

"Get it yourself."

Sherlock sighed. It was so annoying when people didn't do what he wanted. Weren't his needs important? "Don't make me start shooting at the wall again."

Mrs. Hudson took one look at the spray painted yellow smilely face on the wall and went to pick up the phone.

"I have to go out today Sherlock," she said as she handed him his phone. "So if you need anything else while I'm gone you'll need to get it yourself."

Sherlock grunted in response.

Mrs. Hudson turned and walked out. She wasn't worried. Not really. . .

Sherlock started to text.

To: John Watson 11:21 am

I. Am. Bored.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:22am

What am I supposed to do about it?

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:23 am

I. Am. BORED.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:24 am

Go to St. Bart's and dissect a corpse or something.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:25 am

Molly doesn't have anything fresh. Besides, I've already done that.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:26

What? Dicet a corpse?

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:27

Yes.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:30

What about your violin? You haven't played that in a while.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:31 am

Doing that would mean moving and I am incapable to do it.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:32 am

Why? What happened?

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:33 am

Nothing.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:34 am

Then why won't you move?

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:35 am

Because moving requires energy and a reason to do so, of which I have none of!

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:35 am

I have a case for you.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:36 am

No.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:36 am

Why not?

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:37 am

Playing the violin is a reason.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:38 am

Not a good one.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:38

Well?

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:39 am

No.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:40 am

Well, what's your idea of a good reason to move?

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:40 am

You're not busy.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:41 am

Yes I am.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:41 am

Something different.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:42 am

No, you're not. You only text consecutively when you have no work.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:43 am

Fine. What's the case?

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Homes 11:43 am

I would rather not say over this form of communication.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:44 am

I could kill a man.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:45 am

You wouldn't.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:46 am

I could. Did. You know, in the war?

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:47 am

Yes, but you won't kill someone for no reason.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:48 am

Which brings us back to why you won'ts move.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:48 am

You haven't moved, have you?

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:49 am

Nope.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes

Well?

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:50 am

Nope.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:51 am

Why not?

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:52 am

You really should get out of your chair.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:53 am

Sofa.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:53 am

What?

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:54 am

You haven't answered me.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:55 am

I'm on the sofa.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:56 am

Oh.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:57 am

Sherlock.

You have 30 minutes of battery time left.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 11:58 am

So. . .

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 11:58 am

So?

To: John Watson

From: Mycroft Holmes 11:59 am

You need to talk to Sherlock for me.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:00 pm

Why are you texting me?

To: John Watson

From: Mycroft Holmes 12:01 pm

Sore throat.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:02 pm

Have you been to a doctor?

To: John Watson

From: Mycroft Holmes 12:03 pm

Yes, John, I have.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:04 pm

What did he say?

To: John Watson

From: Mycroft Holmes 12:05 pm

The usuale. Anyway, you need to talk to Sherlock for me.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:06 pm

Why?

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:07 pm

I have a case for him.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:08 pm

What is it?

To: John Watson

From: Mycroft Holmes 12:09 pm

I would rather not say.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:10 pm

I see.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 12:11 pm

Your brother's texting me.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 12:12 pm

I don't care.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 12:13 pm

He has a case for you.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 12:14 pm

No.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:15 pm

He says no.

To: John Watson

From: Mycroft Holmes 12:16 pm

Tell him I can get him arrested for taking body parts from St. Barts.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 12:17 pm

He says he can get you arrested for taking body parts from St. Barts.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 12:18 pm

No he can't.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:19 pm

He says you can't.

To: John Watson

From: Mycroft Holmes 12:20 pm

I'll be by later.

To: Mycroft Holmes

From: John Watson 12:21 pm

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 12:22 pm

He stopped texting me.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 12:23 pm

Bored.

You have 4 minutes of battery time left.

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 12:24 pm

Go out and stalk someone.

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 12:25 pm

Like Sarah?

To: Sherlock Holmes

From: John Watson 12:26 pm

No! Not her!

To: John Watson

From: Sherlock Holmes 12:27 pm

Then who-

Battery died

Sherlock dropped his cell phone onto his stomach. His charger was next to his laptop, which was across the room.

Well, he certainly wasn't going to get it.