Busy, busy, busy… the world was nice and well. The sonic world was at peace. Dr. Eggman had been locked up in jail for having too much child porn on his computer. Boy, eggman had sure learned his lesson when big ol' plaxico bloodied up his asshole with his rock hard ding dong. Shit. Oh how dr. eggman would cry "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" oh shit stfu eggman and take it like a man you bitch. Wot? Are you fuckin' cryin' there mate? You bitch. Gfyourself. Anyway all was well in the medium sized suburb of emeraldville. It was early in the morning and all was pleasant and ready for the learning at the first day of high school at emerald high school. Meanwhile in the suburb, emeraldville, young Joel was up in his room jackin' it. "gotta get a nut before the first day of 11th grade" he would tell himself. Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap. "oh shit gonga bust!" Joel was going to finna bust a nut when the family dog, Bobby ran into the room and started vomiting all over the goddam floor, shit. But it was too late, joel had already busted all over the goddam dog. The shit went into old Bobby's eyes and bobby ran out of the room and fell down the goddam stairs and broke his goddam nefck. Ahh shit. Joel ran down the stairs with his damn pants down and his ding dong still drippin' with bust. He picked up old, now recently deceased, bobby and held him in front of him and examined the body. Old bobbys neck was in his ass and his goddam leg was in his doddam foot. Shit. That was when his mom walked around the corner and saw him with the dog. Damn. "JOEL WHY THA FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING THE GODDAM DOG?! WHA-WAIT… YOU KILLED HIM YOU LIL SLUT!" fuck you goddamit. I should get your dad to beat you!

So joel got into the shower and washed off his lil ding dong and and ran his hands through his blue hedgehog spines and brushed his teeth and went downstairs and buried his old friend, booby. He then went to school.

Joel drove up to the high school. It was a releatively lardge high school and it was the first day. Time to go. Joel found a parking spot and got out of his car but accidentally got his dick caught in the goddam door. Now, he didn't actually have his dick in his fuckin hand now mate. Now, he had a raging erection from thinking about the nice women at the school showing him their breasts. And his rock hard ding dong was pushing up the fabric in his jeans and it got caught in the door.

"Need any help there?" said a soft voice from behind Joel. Oh shit. Joel turned his head around to see his crush, a white female hedgehog named Alice. Alice was holding her books in her hands and was looking at Joel with whimsical curiosity in her eyes. Aw shit. What do I do? What do I do? Joel was worried and a little scared with his little cock stuck in the door. WHAT DO I SAY WHAT DO I SAY WHAT DO I SAY WHAT DO I SAY WHAT DO I SAY?! Joel's mind was RACING AND RACING. WHAT DO I SAY?!

"Uhhhhhh…. FUCK YOU BITCH I DON'T NEED ANY GODDAM HELP NOW DO i?" SHOUted Joel at alice. Damn. Alice walked slowly away with an extremely confused look in her eyes. Joel watched her walk away. He looked at her butt and he wished that nice alice would show him her but. Joel waited for his erection to die down so he could ppull it out. Damn… Why the fuck did I say that… he said.

While joel was waiting for his hardy to get soft he got a text from his best friend, Jesus. Jesus was not Mexican, he was an orange hedgehog. And his parents both had autism. Jesus texted him and said "DOOD WHER THA FUK R U NIGA?! SKOOL IZ ABOUT TO START?!" Joel texted back, "fuck you dood I got my cock stuck in the damn door what r u doin?" Jesus was a sex addict and he had to jack it at least 9 times a day so he was probably knurtin' the jerk. "Im just busy…" said jesus. His stiffy had gone down. Joel's had. Joel spat at the ground, but the wind blew it towards his newly freed dick. Shit. His spit landed on his dick.

Jeol walked through the fornt doors of the school and took a deep breath. Hmmm. He looked at his schedule. Fist period is… lets see… sex ed class. Shit I fuckin love sex ed class said joel. Joel walked left, then right, tjen straight. Then left. Then up some goddam stairs and he arrived at room 312. Joel walked in and he was met with all of the class'es eyes looking at him from their seats. Joel? Said the teacher, mr. Dickson. Yea that's me, joel said as he realigned his nutsack and walked to his seat and sat down. Shit time for class time…

"so…" mr Dickson said as he addressed the class. He clapped his hands together. "so… what is… a penis?" he questioned the class. "does anybody know?" the class was silent "Hmmmm… nobody knows? Well I guess that we're going to have to change that…" mr Dickson pulled his pants down and whipped his dick out. He was fully erect. He then walked over to James, a yellow hedgehog in the front row and tried to put his dick in James's mouth. "dude what the fuck are you doing?!" shouted james as he tried to get away from Mr. Dickson's malnourished cock. However Mr. Dickson was faster than him and he pinned james down and shoved his greasy wang into james's mouth. "Yea, james you fucknig cunt, bitch." Shouted mr dicksen. "ach, gach" grunted james with his mouth full of dick. All of a sudden, the actual teacher, Mr. Rodney ran through the door and said "Wtf is goning on here?" yelled mr rodney. By now the class had all packed together in the opposite side of the room from the brutal dicking that was going on. Mr. Rodney ran over to mr dicksin who was thrusting with all of his might into james's mouth. He was giving james's mouth stretch marks. Mr. Rodney took his shirt off and started beating james with his belt. They were double teaming james all at once. Damn. Poor james. Joel simply watched in slight horror. First period was fucked.