Lisa's Revenge 2

Chapter 1: Revenge of the Sequel

Fucking god, I'm so fucking uncreative. Well, I'm sick of making serious plots

like in Lincoln the President, so you get this instead. Enjoy. Also, I'm going

to have a lot more sex scenes in this fic. You've been warned.

"Shit nigga! Not being the motherfucking president is fucking gay as all hell

and shit! I fucking hate being normal! Everybody hates me for no fucking

reason, I mean, making an entire race illegal isn't that bad! I was really

kind and generous to the American people, so suck on my dick! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! I want to fucking kill myself!" said Lincoln as he got a bottle of

Clorox bleach and was about to drink it. Then Leni came into the room. "Go

the fuck away, bitch. I'm fucking trying to kill myself." said Lincoln. "Oh,

so, I, like, need your advice on-" said Leni as she was interrupted by

Lincoln. "You make me so hard just looking at you." said Lincoln. "What

does that mean?" said Leni. "Oh, I'm feeling like getting you in the back."

said Lincoln. "The back? Like, what do you mean?" said Leni. "I'm fucking

talking about shoving my weiner inside of your butt!" said Lincoln. "I still

don't get it." said Leni. "I want to fuck you! I want to have sweet hot sex

with you, Leni! I want your pussy so fucking bad!" said Lincoln. "Uh, isn't

it illegal to do it with your sister?" said Leni. "Who gives a flying fuck? If it

feels good, why would you not want to?" said Lincoln. "I just don't know

if I want to do this." said Leni. "Oh, fucking please!" said Lincoln. He

dropped a comic book on the floor. "Can you get that for me?" said Lincoln.

As Leni leaned over to pick it up, Lincoln grabbed her ass and pulled her

panties down. "LINCOLN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" said Leni. "Oh, I'm

gonna fuck you up good, bitch." said Lincoln. He unzipped his pants and

you can probably guess what happens next. In the shack in the backyard,

Lisa was thinking about more murder plots. "Not only does that whore

Leni destroy my time machine, she gets me grounded for life and beaten

every single fucking day with a fucking whip, and now I have to sleep on

this mound of dog shit every single fucking night! I fucking hate that bitch!"

said Lisa. She snuck back into the house and got a gun. Lisa went and

listened at Lincoln's door and heard moaning and somebody slapping

something. "Okay, so it's Leni who's making those noises. Oh, dear god!

She just said that something felt good, and she's now just screaming, and

it looks like she's being pleasured by something. Now she's saying that

there's some sticky stuff inside of her. Holy fucking shit! Damn fucking hell!

I can't fucking believe that Leni's such a fucking slut to have sex with her

brother! But what the fuck ever. I gotta take a piss." said Lisa. Lincoln and

Leni had sex for about five more hours. "Dear god, that was the most

fucking hot and lewd thing I've ever fucking done! I've fucking wasted all

my cum on you, I can't even get a boner anymore. Just get your clothes on

and hope not to get pregnant." said Lincoln. "I have to say, that was a lot

more fun than I would have ever thought it was going to be. Thanks Linky,

that really felt good!" said Leni as she left. "Dear god, this is going to be

some awesome footage! Pornhub is going to get me rich as fuck! I can't

fucking believe that Lincoln left his door open so I could film them fucking.

I can also use this against them! I got my idea! I don't have to kill Leni, I

just have to use this sex tape against her." said Lisa. She went and found

Leni. "Can we talk in the shed in the backyard? I need to talk with you."

said Lisa. "Like, WHAT!? LISA! YOU'RE GROUNDED FROM THE HOUSE

AND CAN'T LEAVE THE SHED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" said Leni.

"Just fucking come with me." said Lisa. In the shed, Lisa showed Leni the

porn video. "LISA! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!? I mean, that isn't me!

That's the clone of me!" said Leni. "Cut the bullcrap, Leni fucking Loud. I

have this tape of you. If our dad catches you fucking Lincoln, your ass is

going to be beat harder than mine is. So, I have a list of things for you to

do. If you don't do these things for me, I'm going to show Mom and Dad

this video, and your ass is going to be fucked. Both literally and figuratively

of course." said Lisa. "WHAT!? Lincoln forced me to do it! He raped me!

If they know THAT, they can't blame me!" said Leni. "Cut the bull! Even if

Mom and Dad knew it was rape, they would never believe you. When they

get their hands on that tape, you're screwed." said Lisa. "Well, after what

you did to me, how can they trust YOU? They hold me on a higher level

than you already! Also, having sex with your brother is much less of a

problem than you trying to kill me!" said Leni. "It definitely wasn't rape,

since you had sex for five hours. You're bigger and probably stronger than

that wimpy cocksucking Lincoln, so why couldn't you just push him away?

The only explanation for this is that you wanted it all along and the two of

you had consentual sex." said Lisa. "No, Lincoln put his thing in my hole

when I leaned over to pick something up. It hurt at first but I got used to

it after we did it for a few minutes. I think he shot his fluids inside of me

about thirty times. But why is that so wrong? I love Lincoln and it shouldn't

be a problem for you if we can express our love in that way!" said Leni.

"It's not fucking love! Sex and love are two fucking different things! All he

did is fuck you up your cunt! He never said that he loved you! Also, it's not

just a problem with me that you're fucking your brother! It's actually fucking

illegal! I can call the cops on you for this! But if you obey me, I'll let this all

go and you can do whatever you want with Lincoln." said Lisa. "Fine. I'd

rather do whatever you want if I could still keep my relationship with Linky.

Do you, like, have a list or something?" said Leni. Lisa gave her a list. "The

first one is to clean the dog shit off the ground in my shack. I can't fucking

stand sleeping on the ground and having to constantly smell crap when I

could be dreaming about ruling the universe. The second one is to make

some porn videos of you twerking and licking some dildos you shoved in

your pussy. Some of my college homies need something to fap to. The third

one is to kill some Jew that lives across the street and shit. And that's just

the first three. There are about 100 other things I need you to do." said

Lisa. "I really don't want to do any of these things!" said Leni. "Well, that's

the fucking point. If you don't want your ass beat, go do this shit." said

Lisa. Leni got some Clorox bleach and poured a cup. Then she dumped it

on the shack ground to start cleaning the dog shit. "Well, I'm going to a

party. There's going to be some beer there, and some male strippers, and

drug dealers selling meth to high schoolers. So fucking bye, bitch. If you're

not done with cleaning the dog shit by the time I get back, I'm fucking

emailing that video to Dad." said Lisa. Leni started cleaning up. After a few

minutes, Leni started crying. "Why does this have to happen to me?" said

Leni. Lisa stole the van and drove it into their Jewish neighbor's house.

"Fuck the police, yo!" said Lisa before she took another snort of cocaine.

To Be Continued.