THERE YOU ARE [run you outta caps heavy club mix]

This is a remix of lazulisong's "No Matter Where You Go" (actually I guess lazulisong's ffn pseud is Suppi-chan, so look there) for the Madness portion of Remix Redux 9: Love Potion No. 9. Almost all of the dialogue is from the original story. It is humourous in nature. The header is an ode to the original also.

There is a pun in the bracketed remix title, relating to a bit in the story. It is not the part about caps.


THERE YOU ARE

[NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO]

A Rurouni Kenshin Fanfic Remix

by Anon-with-too-much-time-on-hands aka hakuen


The ridiculously pretty man with far too much red hair was just standing there and staring at her.

"HEY!" Misao bellowed, right up in his face. You'd think he'd at least have the courtesy to blink. "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU KNOW ABOUT AOSHI-SAMA! TELL ME! ARE THEY ALL RIGHT?"

Nothing. She snapped her fingers in front of his pretty, pretty violet eyes and he still did nothing but stare into space like she'd clubbed him over the head. He looked kinda depressed somehow now, though. "YO! PRETTY REDHEAD BOY!"

He almost hiccuped or something there but still. Nothing. She was never gonna find Aoshi-sama at this rate. Never! And that would NOT DO!

"HEY! YOU! THE VAGRANT WITH THE WEIRD COLORED GI! I SAID, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY AOSHI-SAMA?"

Now he was mumbling to himself. Great. Misao took a moment to just spin in circles and scream. Then she spun back to the weirdo and got right up in his blank, checked-out, pretty face.

"HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO~!"

There was a flicker of something there. She was getting through! Finally! She really was! And then he started walking. Without saying a word to her and still - just - staring - off...

Misao's hands clenched on her kunai. But, must resist killing irritating blank pretty boys as long as there was any chance they'd lead her to her Aoshi-sama! So she scrambled to catch up. He still looked blank but even more depressed, which was depressing even if she didn't CARE, and his eyes were getting kinda weird with some gold sparky thing going on somehow but whatever. She hopped along beside him and tried again.

"HEY! HELLO~! ANYBODY HOOOMMMME? IDIOT VAGRANT PRETTY BOY WITH THE WEIRD GI AND SWORD! MISAO-CHAN'S TALKIN' TO YOU, SUGAR! HELLLOOOOOO~~!"

ARGH. If she had known things would end up like this, she would've packed herself into Aoshi-sama's bedroll to begin with! The dirty sneak, leaving while she was asleep. She sighed, tired suddenly. But no! She had to go on! He must be found and brought back! (and married!, a little voice in the back of her head said. But right now she was determinedly thinking only the pure and loyal thoughts, so she made it shut up.)

The redhead suddenly took off running.

"AOSHI-SAMAAAAAA~! I WILL FIND YOUUUUU~!" she hollered, and ran after.