Januaree twentee three—furst yeer
Papa has tot mee how to spel a lot of wurds tuday. i can spel my name now, and i am onli siks! Luk! Revan Kromoru Vesak. See? Tuday I playd with my bruthor. We playd tayg. Stiply was it, and he culd not cach me. He sed I cheeted be cuz i used majik. i think he just dusnt like to loos.
Januari twenti ninth—furst yeer
I started skool today, and I lerned how to spell a lot better. Evri one made fun of me becauz I hav red hare. I tryed not to cry but I didnt like it. The teecher made evrione say sorry to me after. I liked that.
Febrari three—furst yeer
Papa says I hav to stop riting in my buk. This is my buk. He says buks are for gurlz and I am not a gurl even tho Mama puts me in dressez. Stiply sed reel men dont rite in buks, so I woent rite in it any mor. Bi bi buk.
July Thirteenth—Fourth Year
I lied. It may have taken me four years, but I'm still writing in this journal. A lot of thiings have happened, and I don't think I can write everything down, so I'll just write down the important things. For one, I've been accepted as an official mage student as of two years ago ( Haha Stiply! You said I couldn't do it!) I currently study at the mage tower in Elwynn Forest, which is infestedwith gnomes! I've almost been blown up nearly eight times already because of them.
I've also learned how to make clothes. Stiply, the idiot, thinks that makes me a girl, but a lot of men make clothes. I'm not very good at it yet, but I'm gettin gthere, and I'll be the most manliest sewer . . . sew-er ever!
Stiply has to be the worst twin ever. Instead of joining me, he's made very good friends with animals, and he's been taken on as a trainee for huntership. I think one day he'll turn into a giant furry animal that'll eat little children, because he use to tell me about these things called worgen and how they ate little children that did girly things. He's the one that picks flowers.
I've also learned how to enchant things. Most of the time everything just bursts into flames. I do however put the gnomes to shame with how large the explosions are because they say I'd make a fine goblin one day, and goblins apparently blow things up more than gnomes but that's hard to believe especially with how many explosions I've seen from just one gnome.
Mother and Father have died. Or, I think that's what happened. Maybe. I'm not sure. We were shipped to Stormwind, and I hit my head and so did Stiply because he's an idiot and he's probably the reason why I hit my head in the first place because I'd never do that by myself, and a druid found us and helped us out. We call him Uncle Nekxus. I think he should have taught Stiply how to be an animal because Stiply is an animal. I think Gilneas has shut their doors completely, too. I think I'm going to try and go in there one day, when I'm really good at teleporting because a lot of mages can teleport, apparently.
I also do not wear dresses anymore. I havn't for two years now. The clothes that mages are required to wear, in all their wonderful muted colours, are called robes and they are not dresses because dresses are for girls and robes are for both boys and girls.
July Fourteenth—Fourth Year
I blew up a gnome today. Accidently.
July Fifteenth—Fourth Year
I'm being moved to a different tower. The gnome...s...I blew up yesterday are okay, though. They just got crispy. Just a little. Lot. They'll live.
The head mage has said I am to go learn at Theramore, which is on the other side of the world and I have to fly all the way down to Menethil Harbour and then catch a boat with the next shipment of soldiers. I might even get to train with Jaina Proodmoore, but she's taken by Arthas :(
That's okay though because I get to ride a boat, and stuff. I've also decided to start growing out my hair and everytime I blow something up, I have to cut it. When I can't cut anymore I won't try to enchant anything.
I'm supposed to pack, but I think I'll sneak out and study the murloc language instead.
July Sixteenth—Fourth Year
Everyone has decided to avoid going near my room. Especially the gnomes. I'm leaving tomorrow, so I set a spell to pack everything for me because everyone knows packing is boring and it's much more fun to watch the gnomes explode things, but it went a little too well and it packs everything. Literally everything. Including the gnomes. I'll let the headmage take care of it. Since nothiing and no one blew up I don't have to cut anything :D!
July Twenty-second—Fourth Year
NEVER GOING ON A BOAT AGAIN.
July Twenty-fifth—Fourth Year
Well. There's lots of cats. And furry things. Stiply would like it here. He said he'd visit, with Uncle. Mages are very secluded but since Jaina's a mage we've been given a lot more respect. There's also no gnomes. But there's lots of girls :) :) :)
July Twenty-Sixth—Fourth Year
A cat has assaulted my undergarments. I plan to dress it up in Jaina's undergarments and blow them up. Maybe it'll understand I rather enjoy my undergarments in one piece.
July Twenty-Seventh—Fourth Year
Mage training is going to get a lot more intense—and I've moved to a more advanced class, so I won't be able to write regularily anymore.
August First—Fourth Year
I met a pair of twins a couple days and they're both becoming mages like me so I know we'll get along okay. I think. They're both really good with illusions and they're two months and eleven days older than me and they'll be eleven but I won't be until October 13th. They're a lot like me and Stiply. Sort of.
Aria has bright red hair, a lot like mine but miine's dark and slightly muted now, and she really like to play jokes on everyone, even me. I don't really like that, but she does really funny things so I can't stay mad.
Then there's Luna who has a really warm brown hair colour that isn't really like Stiply's but Stiply has brown hair too. But Stiply's not very pretty so it doesn't matter. Luna's quiet (not like Stiply) but she goes along with anything Aria says (not like Stiply). They both have these really really really really really light brown eyes, that look golden if you look at them right especially when there's sun and it hits them right and they both have a star shaped birthmark on their shoulder. The right one. We're becoming friends.
It's also their birthday in two days. What should I get them?
August Third—Fourth Year
I spent all day yesterday looking for something to get them, but Theramore has no shops. It's basically just a military outpost that doesn't get any attention at all but I think they'll make into a city eventually but that doesn't matter or didn't matter because I don't think girls really like swords for their birthdays.
Sometimes I found something that was really good for one twin, but it really didn't work for the other and I didn't have enough money for both so I talked with some of the other boys that stayed at the tower with me, and there really aren't that many because there's actually a lot more girls than boys (YES!) but that's okay. Most of them didn't know what girls wanted anyways.
But there was one boy and he had the perfect solution. That's a new word I learned by the way, solution. He said I should make the little cards that said I owe them something so I did. I made three cards for each and had one that said I owed them a massage and then two hat said I owed them anything they want and they were valid forever and ever.
I made a little box out of clothing scraps this morning and then I picked a flower for each box because I know girls like flowers and even if they didn't like the present they'd at least like the flower. Then I found both of them right before our morning classes.
Aria really isn't a morning person. That's what I learned. I used magic to pick the lock on their room and I knew which room was their room because I followed them secretly last night and I opened the door to find Luna getting ready. She screamed and then I screamed and then she screamed louder and then I screamed louder, and tried to look away but I couldn't but it was okay because Aria yelled for us to 'shut the hell up!' I'm not allowed to go into their room without knocking now ( :( )I also got a teddy bear thrown at my face.
But they did like their gift.
August Twelfth—Fourth Year
I've been spending more and more time with the twins, and they're really pretty too, and I've learned that their both pure evil.
I asked if girls really liked flowers, and Aria threw her shoe at me. She said that was a stupid question and she didn't like stupid questions and the next time I asked a stupid question 'll be getting a kick to my man parts, and I know it really hurts to get kicked in your man parts.
Luna was nicer. She apologized before hitting me over the head with her fist, but it didn't really hurt.
I think those hits meant yes.
August Seventeenth—Fourth Year
I can now cross-stitch! :D !
August Eighteenth—Fourth Year
Still can't enchant things. There goes one inch of hair.
August Twenty-third—Fourth Year
I've decided to take lessons from the twins. They're both extremely—I'm expanding my vocabulary so Aria doesn't think I'm stupid and get another shoe thrown at me—good with illusions. They said that most things doesn't actually require magic just really fast hands. I can make it look like I'm cutting my thumb off now.
They went into detail on how 'magic' and 'arcane' are different things. Magic is something people use to entertain people, like the things that jesters do. The arcane is what mages use. That means we can blow stuff up and jesters can't.
Magic doesn't really require anything. Anyone can do it once they know all the tricks, and then they can be jesters too and make lots of money. To use the arcane you have to have a connection with it, and you have to have an internal thing...pool...that's really just how tired your mind gets and how fast, called mana. When you combine the two you can make fireballs and ice and even make the arcane show up in front of you.
I think I'll be an arcane mage.
