Welcome all! To a musical story of Anastasia(1997 film) story! When the characters start singing, imagine the REAL SONG with the lyrics! You all have minds right? So.......THINK!! I can't go everything! Let this story go right and N JOY!


MISASTASIA

It was a grand party of the Amane family. Everyone came. Celebrating Christmas once again. Misastasia was dancing with her father, Czar, and her grandmama was sitting in the chair. Watching everything. Until, the mystical man named Mello had come to the party. He put a curse on the Amane family. All of them died. Except.....was one alive?

"MISA! YOU DAMNED GIRL!" yelled Old Women.

She was throwing Misa out of the orphanage.

"AH~ Old lady! Why can't I stay again?!" asked Misa.

"Because you show the kids inapropiate things again! I told you not to show the girls how to strip!"

"But I didn't teach the girls this time!"

"You taught the boys instead!!!!"

"What's wrong with that?!"

"AAH! Get out!"

She pushed Misa out the gates of the Orphanage.

"Now, if you go left there's something called a Brothel. Go there. It's a nice job for people like you!"

"Ah! Really! YAY! Okay! Thank you for taking care of m-"

She slammed the gate in Misa's face.

"RUDE ASS BITCH! If I had a foot ball player he'd run your ass over!" yelled Misa, then stumped off in the snow.

She stopped in front of two signs. One pointing left saying BROTHEL and the other pointing right saying ST. PETERSBERG. Misa thought for a second or two. And then she head right.

"I always got right and left wrong. I wonder if i'm going left." she thought.

(Dammit to hell she's stupid.) Then she started to sing....THIS IS A MUSICAL PEOPLES! Don't complain.

[Careful what you do, cause god is watching your every move.

Hold my hand in the dark street

For if you do I know that I'll be safe

Even If I am Far away and alone

I can be sure that you'll find me there

This I know

You draw me close for a while and quiet

You tell me everything If I forget what you say

The you'll come and tell me, again

Yes you'd tell me once again

But what happens when, I know it all?

Then,

What shall I do,

After that.....what then?]

She arrives miles away from St. Petersberg. "So, this is St. Petersberg?! But, wait! I thought I was suppose to go to that brothel thing! Oh no! What will I do?! Should I go back? Or....Should I see what's up in town?!" The streets where busy as ever! Then they start to sing in the streets. Since I can't describe how they dance, you can think of it yourselves! A rumor in St. Petersberg! Oh....by the way, did I tell you I mixed up the songs a bit and changed the title.

RUMORS IN St. Petersberg!

[People In Line:
An Old Woman:
St. Petersburg is gloomy!
A Younger Woman:
St. Petersburg is dead!

A Shivering Man:
My underwear got frozen standing here all week! DAMN!

A Group:
Oh, since the revolution our lives have been so gray!

All:
Thank Goodness for the rumors that gets us through the day! Hell!
Have you heard!
There's a rumor in St. Petersburg?
Have you heard?
What they're saying on the street?
Although the Czar did not survive,
One daughter may be still alive!
That Princess Misastasia!

Frightened Man:
But please do not repeat!

All:
It's a rumor,
A legend
A mystery!
Something whispered in an alleyway
Or through a crack!
It's a rumor
That's part of our history.

A seller:
They say her royal grandmama
Will pay a royal money.

All:
To someone who can bring the princess back!

Black Marketeers:
#1: A ruby for this painting!
It's Amane, I swear!

#2
Count Dracula's pajamas!
Person, buy the pair!

#3
(holding a ratty fur hat)
I got this from the palace.
It's lined with real fur!

Black Marketeers:
It could be worth a fortune
If it belonged to her!

"Light! We have a theater ready to go!" yelled L.

"Good! Everything's going according to plan! All we need is a girl! Just think L, no more

stolen goods, no more papers. We'll have 3 tickets out of here! One for me, one for you

and one for that bitch Misastasia!"

Light:
It's the rumor.
The legend,
The mystery!
It's the Bitch Misastasia who will help you die!
You and I, L, will go down in history!
We'll find a girl to play the part and teach her what to say,
Dress that bitch up and take her to Paris!
Imagine the reward her dear old Grandmama will pay!
Who else could pull it off but you and I?
We'll be rich!!!

L:
We'll be rich.

Light:
We'll be out!

L:
We'll be out!

Both:
And St. Petersburg will have some more to gossip about!

All:
SSH!
Have you heard!
There's a rumor in St. Petersburg?
Have you heard?
What they're saying on the street?
Hell!
Hell!
Hell!
Have you heard!
There's a rumor in St. Petersburg?
Have you heard?

All:
A fascinating mystery!

Light:
The biggest scam in history!

All:
The princess Misastasia, alive or dead!?

Window Washer:
Who knows? Damn............]

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Misa starts asking the people around to see if she can do any work. A women told her to cosplay as Mariya Shido! She doesn't know who that is, she so ignored the women. Then, she bumped into a women named Rem. Rem told her if she needed a place to stay go to the Amane's palace. It's warm and nice in there. She could probably find something to sell other than her body. So she went there. The place was bored up. I know she was thinking, "If only, if only I had a chainsaw!" ( XD ) But she tried the front door. AND IT WAS OPEN! She looked around the place a bit.

"Hmmmm, I wonder who lived here. It's such a grand place to live in! I wonder....." she said.

Once upon a day in July:

{Picnic Baskets, Flying Ducks
Things I almost remember
And a song someone sang
Once upon a day in July
Someone kicked me to the ground
As they stomped dirt on me
Gracefully dancing around me
In my sad Memory~

Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as a dark light,
Things my heart use to know,
once upon a day in July

Someone kicks me to the ground
As they stomped dirt on me
Gracefully dancing on me
In my sad Memory!~
Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as a dark Light,
Things my heart use to know,
Things it yearns to remember
And a song someone sangs
Once upon a day in JULY~!!}

She stops singing. Then she hears clapping.

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"Very nice!" clapped Light.

"Um, thank you!" yelled Misa. {Misa's inner thoughts: WOW! what a hot person!}

"What are you doing here?" asked L standing in front of Misa.

"AH! Um, I don't have a place to stay and I heard from Rem that-"

"REM?!" yelled Light. "That demon! She set me up! She knew I was searching for the Princess and she sent you!"

"What?" Misa asks confused.

"You do look like her. A bit." said L.

"Does she? I think she's a dirty bitch." said Light.

"But you said the next girl with blond hair you looked at she'd be the next fake princess." L said.

"I did, but not that." Light said while pointing at her.

"Excuse me! What are you guys talking about?!" asked Misa.

"We're talking about making you our princess. You know, that bitch Misastasia Amane!" Light yelled.

"You said my name! It's Misastasia! But I don't know about the Amane part." said Misa.

"WHAT?! So you telling us, your full name is Misastasia." said L.

"YES! But you can call me Misa." Misa said cheerfully.

Light hugged her.

"She's our princess, even if she's lying." said Light.

"YEPPY! So we're going to Paris!" L said happily.

"What........." Misa said still confused.

"What are you whating about?" asked L.

"I dont' get it. Why are you happy? I mean, yeah my name is that but, I don't see what the deal is."

"Sigh, you stupid ass bitch?! Don't you know? Grandmama Amane is offering money for her Granddaughter! She's in Paris right now!" yelled Light.

"OH! So, I'm royalty?"

"Let's just say this, if you are royalty then you will be with your family again. If not, she'll arrest us on behave of copyright products." said L.

"OHHH! OKAY! So, we're going to Paris, Light darling?" asked Misa.

"DARLING?! How dare you say such things to him! He ain't darling! He's mine!" yelled L.

"That's sick and you know it!" yelled Misa.

"SICK?! I'm the sick one? Weren't you the one thinking nasty thoughts when you saw Light?" asked L.

"No I wasn't- or maybe I was." blushed Misa.

"ANYWAY you two, let's get ready!" yelled Light.

"You just want the money..." whispered L.

"Shut up!" yelled Light.

"Are we taking the train?" asked Misa.

"I hate train's." grumbled Light.

"But, we only have tickets for the train." said L.

"YAY! Going to Paris while taking the train!!~" sang Misa.

The little bat named Near was over hearing everything. "Misastasia is alive?! No way! I thought she was dead! To bad Mello ain't alive. He'd kill her in a second." he said. Then the big evil chocolate bar started to move and glow blue! Then it ran. Near grabbed on it. The big Evil chocolate bar went to the place where Mello was, Limbo. They landed hard on the ground. Mello came out of the blue yelling.

"WHAT the hell?! Get out! Get away! I will kill you!"

He grabs Near.

"Near! Near you little demon bat!" yelled Mello.

"Mello! Nice to see you again."

"What are you doing here?!"asked Mello

"Well you see, your evil chocolate brought me here-"

"CHOCOLATE!!!" yelled Mello.

He grabs it.

"OH, how I worship you!"

"Yeah.......Mello. I thought you were dead." said Near.

"YEAH! Dead as can be! I'm fucking stuck in Limbo."

"Sir, to tell you the truth, Misastaisa is alive!"

"WHAT! ALIVE! My curse did not fulfill?! No wonder I'm in a place like this! That little bitch! How did she escape my curse?"

"Well, I think your chocolate is broken."

"HELL NO! Chocolate may never be broken!"

"........................................................" Near was silent.

"Okay, maybe a little." he said.

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Misa, L, and Light were on the train headed to Paris.

"Oh Light! I love sitting next to you!" Misa said Happily.

"Oh gee. I wonder why she's sitting next to you!" yelled L.

"Stop complaining!" yelled Misa. "It's natural for a women to sit next to a man!"

"In your world it's normal!" yelled L.

"Sigh, would they stop." thought Light.

"I'm going somewhere, stay here!"

"But Light! Where are you-" said Misa, before Light left the room.

Misa and L were quite for about 3 seconds, until......

"HE'S MINE!!" yelled Misa.

"NO! Mine! I've been with him longer!" yelled L.

"It's not right for A boy to love another boy!" (Says who?)

They started fighting and the people around were wondering what's going on in there. Light found out the passports Rem gave them where fakes! But she gave Misa a real passport! So Light ran back to tell L and he found L on Misa.

"I'm sorry to disturb you." Light said. Then closed the door softly. Misa and L ran out the door trying to explain everything. But Light wouldn't hear of it. He told them that that they would have to jump off the train or be arrested. They picked jump off the train. So, they went to the cargo car and found Dynamite. Misa put the Dynamite between the bar that was connecting them to the other car. L asked her what she was doing. Then he gave her a lighter. Let's count down.......5.......4.......3........2.........1........BOOM!!!!!!!!! "WHAT THE FUCK?!" yelled Light just as it was happening. The cargo car rolled in the snow and off the edge of the cliff. They screamed as the car was in the air. It slammed into the snow.


Well, I split this into two chapters now so........