A/N: This story was kind of like a pregnancy. Went to bed one night, (more like passed out) and the next day, this was on my laptop. This is what happens when you have two best friends messing around with alcohol. Anyway, this wasn't meant to be serious. If immaturity and stupidity offend you, please leave. I hate it when people actually take the time to leave rude reviews. It's stupid. Anyway, another co-fic with my bestie. Hope you guys like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.

Alex scowled as she watched Olivia continue to flirt with the waitress that kept coming by. Then again, it was the waitress, who had been flirting, she wasn't sure if the detective was flirting back, but clouded by jealousy, Alex believed that she was. She never considered herself to be the jealous or possessive type, but damn it she was jealous and feeling very possessive. Why her girlfriend kept flirting with that particular waitress she would never know, but Alex knew it was getting the hell on her nerves.

Amanda and Casey had to suppress giggles as they watched Alex practically bare her teeth at the waitress. Serena simply shook her head at her best friend's actions. She feared for the waitress.

"Cabot calm down, I know this girl is barking up the wrong tree and is in your territory, but you look like you're ready to tear into her with your teeth." Abbie whispered into Alex's ear. Alex however barely heard her.

"I'll refill that for you detective." The girl said seductively and Olivia smiled at her as she picked up the glass and walked back towards the bar. Alex then shifted her glare to Olivia.

"Come here often?" She questioned raises her eyebrow.

Olivia shrunk in her seat and "I...Maybe once or twice…But I haven't done anything if that's what you're thinking. A lot of waitresses are just flirty with me that's all…" she said softly. The blonde attorney just scowled even more and the others swore they heard Alex growl in response.

Amanda looked at the silent exchange between Alex and Olivia and shuddered. "And the Ice Queen continues to lower the temperature." She mumbled sipping her drink. Casey nodded, "It did get a little chilly in here didn't it?" she whispered back as she and Amanda started snickering again. Casey squeaked when she felt a hard pinch on her thigh and turned to see Abbie glaring at her, as if warning her not to be baited into Alex's brewing shit storm. Casey physically shrunk under her girlfriend's stare and the giggling ceased for the time being.

Serena was becoming unceremoniously uncomfortable with the deadly silence obviously seeing that no one was going to say anything. She simply watched her best friend glare hard at Olivia and she actually was starting to feel a little colder than usual.

It was a very awkward situation…Three attorneys and a very amused detective didn't know what to say or if they should say anything at all, while a lone attorney glared holes into anything that moved and a very confused detective wasn't sure if she should approach her girlfriend on the…issue?

"Alex, for god's sake please calm down." Olivia said, her voice laced with exasperation.

"I am calm." Alex said exhaling and sitting back against the booth.

"Thank god." Came the mumble from the rest of the group. Just then, that same waitress came back and replaced Olivia's drink on the table with that same fucking smile of the face that Alex wanted to wipe the floor with.

Alex glared again and not-so-accidentally knocked her glass of the table causing it to shatter at the waitress' feet. The girl jerked away from the liquid that had exploded at her feet and all eyes turned to the smirking blond.

"I am so sorry." Alex said in a monotone voice, smirk still firmly in place.

"I think I'm going to go to the restroom." Casey said urging the others to slide out of the booth. When no one moved because Alex was sitting on the end, Casey sighed and decided it would just be easier to go the other way, which ended up having everyone else slide out. She shook her head at the turn of events that would most likely take place during her absence and made her way to the bathroom.

Olivia sighed at her girlfriend's actions and assisted the girl in helping clean up the mess that Alex had not-so-accidentally created. She knew that the blonde had a jealous side but for what she was never sure. She vowed to have a serious talk with Alex once they left.

"She totally dropped that glass on purpose." Serena whispered quietly. Abbie and Amanda nodded and carefully eyed Alex who looked like she was turning red with anger.

"Someone's panties are in a real tight knot…"

"If she's even wearing panties…" Serena and Amanda's eyes shot to Abbie at her nonchalant statement. Abbie felt the both of them staring at her and she shrugged indifferently.

"Well I was just saying! Sometimes it could cause a problem."

Amanda blinked blankly and shook her head at the brunette. "I don't even want to begin to imagine how you would know that."

"I'm sorry about…that." Olivia said as the waitress finished cleaning the mess. The girl shook her head and plastered that smile across her face again. "No worries. Accidents do happen." She finished her sentence with a firm glare towards Alex. She and Olivia shared another smile before she departed back to her post.

Alex growled deep within her throat and was about to shoot out of the both when she felt Abbie's hand firmly grasp her wrist. She deflated and sat back in her seat refusing to trust her voice to say anything.

There was silence between the remaining five. No one knew what to say so they just absentmindedly sipped their drinks. Well, all except Alex who was now glaring over her shoulder at the waitress who was waving seductively at her detective. "Two can play this game." She thought as she quickly downed the rest over her drink. "Abbie lets dance." Alex declared confidently grabbing the brunette by the wrist and dragging her out of the booth giving her no room to protest.

"Alex, what the hell are you doing?" Abbie asked as the blonde dragged her out onto the dance floor. "Just play along, okay?" Alex pleaded wrapping her arms around Abbie's neck, pulling her closer. She sighed when she saw Abbie's eyes widen in surprise and leaned forward to whisper something in her ear. When she pulled away Abbie smiled and nodded, "Alright, but you owe me."

Back at the table Amanda and Serena had engaged themselves into a hushed conversation.

"I knew Alex had temper issues but damn. It looked like she was ready to blow at any second!"

"Yeah, I know…she gets like that sometimes. I mean, she tries to deny the fact that she can be jealous and all, but I think her attitude tonight has solemnly destroyed that prior statement."

Amanda nodded and took a sip of the amber liquid from her glass. She was in mid swallow when she noticed what was going on out on the dance floor and she nearly spit the drink back out on to the table. "Well I hope Casey doesn't come back soon…" she said wiping her mouth with a napkin.

Serena squinted in question and tilted her head to the side. Amanda simply pointed her finger, eyes still wide. Serena followed the detective's finger and her mouth practically hit the table. "Oh. My. God."

Olivia noticed the two blondes' sudden silence so she settled on questioning it.

"What's going on with you two?" she asked them.

Amanda turned to her and opened her mouth and closed it several times before she could actually come up with an answer. "Uh Alex wanted to dance…so she went dancing." She said shrugging. When Olivia raised an eyebrow, Serena sighed, reached over, and turned the detective's confused face towards the dance floor.
Olivia scowled in complete confusion when she saw Abbie with her hands on Alex's hips holding her dangerously close as they danced. Beside her Serena and Amanda secretly wished that Casey wouldn't return from the restroom, just so they could see how things were going to play out.

Out on the dance floor Alex glanced at her glaring girlfriend and chuckled. "You're going to get me killed Cabot." Abbie said into her ear, making it look like more than it was.

Alex laughed again, "I'm not done yet." Alex spun in the embrace and wrapped Abbie's arms around her waist so that she was holding her from behind as she began to grind into the brunette.

Serena and Amanda simultaneously tilted their heads to the side as once again their jaws hit the table.

"What is that they're doing?" Serena asked.

"Well damn…I'm pretty sure I saw that in a dirty movie once…" Amanda mumbled continuing to not blink. She mentally wished that she could switch places with Abbie for the time being.

"What the fuck?" was all Olivia was able to mumble. In the back of her mind she knew that Alex was probably playing a game, but some of her rational judgment was beginning to be clouded by brewing anger.

Much to Serena and Amanda's display, that happened to be the moment when Casey had decided to return from the restroom. They quickly glanced at Olivia, the pair on the dance floor, each other, and then back at the approaching redhead. This wasn't going to be fun to explain.

Casey immediately followed Olivia's line of sight and gasped. She turned back to the other two and crossed her arms firmly. "What the hell is going on?"

Amanda waved her hand and continued to watch, "No, no! It's okay, I saw this in a movie once!"

"Uh, see…what had happened was..." Serena began but cut off by Olivia muttering something incoherent and shooting out of the booth as if it were on fire.

The detective was fueled by rage so a part of her knew that she wasn't going to be thinking rationally. She wasn't sure what told her to do it, and she wasn't sure why she did it, but she did.

"Hey Carmichael!" she said as she approached the two. Abbie turned her head towards her name being called prepared for a possibly argument. But she was completely unprepared for Olivia's fist flying for a direct path into her face.

Olivia swung hard and her punch instantly knocked the taller brunette to the ground. Olivia shook her hand from then impact and lightly smirked at her shot accuracy.

Abbie moved to her hands and knees and repeatedly pressed her hand to her face to clarify that she was obviously bleeding. She could taste blood and she was more than sure that her nose was probably fractured.

She wiped more blood from her face and turned her head towards Olivia who standing above her. "You bitch." She growled darkly, and with panther like quickness, Abbie launched off of the floor and into the detective.

Alex stepped back and put a hand over mouth as she watched the two begin to brawl in the middle of the dance floor. "Fuck."

Dumb yes, drunk, most likely. Anyway, positive feed back would be cool. Leave a review!