StarHeart Specials
Somewhere in Hollywood, just after their last story...
Sierra: (Whistles)
THE END
"AND CUT!"
Sam, Dakota and Sierra walked off the set after the final number.
Dakota sighed, "I've gotta get off this thing," she climbed down the lift.
"Wow, that was so amazing!," Sierra smiled.
"Sierra, you did a great job," Sam told her.
"Thank you, Sam! Did-Did we get that?"
"We got it!," Dakota yelled up.
"Yeah, we got it," Sam told Sierra and they both climbed down.
"Alright, the story's over people. Go home. That is a wrap!," StarHeart announced as everyone began to leave.
"Ok, nice work, everyone. Make sure to fill out your I-9s, and we'll see you on the next one," Cody told the fading crowd.
Sam, Dakota, Sierra, Owen, Cody and Rodney grouped up after everyone left.
"So, uh, what do we do now?," Cody asked.
"Well, we're together again! We got the theatre and all our fans are back!," Owen pointed behind him, but everyone was gone. Even a tumbleweed rolled by.
"Actually, those were extras," Rodney told him.
"I saw a few tapping their toes."
"Yeah, those were paid dancers," Cody said.
"Oh."
"Or maybe, since we're all here, now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Sam!," Dakota smiled at her boyfriend.
"Well, I-I mean, maybe I could..."
As Sam stumbled for words, Sierra suddenly noticed something odd.
"Hey, what's the camera still doing here?," she asked, pointing at the camera.
Gerry and Pete walked up to it.
"Oh no. Disaster! That can only mean one thing," Gerry realized.
"Doggone it, you're right!," Pete nodded.
"Mm-hm."
"It looks like the author decided to write a sequel!"
The both laughed and walked away.
Sam was now in a white tux with gold edges and a gold bow tie.
Sam: We're doing a sequel
We're back by popular demand
Sam put on a top hat and grabbed a cane.
Come on, everybody, strike up the band!
Owen joined in, wearing an outfit that matched Sam's.
Sam and Owen: We're doing a sequel
That's what we do on FanFiction
And everybody knows that the sequel's never quite as good
A sequel
Another feature attraction
Cody joined in, wearing a matching outfit.
"Places please! Light the lights! Roll camera!," he held up a megaphone, "ACTION!"
Sam, Owen and Cody: I thought it was the end, but no, my friends, this is when we get to do it all again!
Workers: Do it all again!
Sam, Owen and Cody: 'Till the final chapter rolls, we've got another go to show them we can do it all again!
Chickens: Buck-buck-buck-buck-ka!
Sam, Owen and Cody: We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise
A pink golf cart parked next to them and Dakota stepped off.
Dakota: The authors here consider us a viable franchise
She took off her sunglasses and coat, revealing an outfit similar to the boys' outfits, but her tux was sleeveless and she had gold gloves. She put on a top hat and grabbed a cane before joining the boys in the song.
Sam, Owen, Cody and Dakota: We're doing a sequel
How hard can it be?
Rodney joined in, wearing an outfit that matched the boys' outfits.
Rodney: We can't do any worse than The Godfather 3!
Sam, Owen, Cody, Dakota and Rodney: We're doing a sequel
The readers all want more
Izzy joined in, wearing an outfit that matched Dakota's outfit.
Izzy: While they wait for Tom Hanks to make Toy Story 4!
All: I thought it was the end, but no, my friends, this is when we get to do it all again!
The Electric Mayhem: Do it all again!
All: 'Till the final chapter rolls, we've got another go to show them we can do it all again!
Penguins: Quack quack quack! Quack quack quack quack!
Music Break
All: We're doing a sequel
Sam: Let's give it a go
Tony Bennet: With Hollywood stars
Lady Gaga: And more one-liner cameos
Dakota turned to the camera with wide eyes.
All: We're doing a sequel
Mary, Ellody and 80s Robot were sitting at the control panel.
"I don't mean to be a stickler, but this is the seventh sequel to our original FanFiction," Mary pointed out.
All: We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a shot
Sam sat down in his director's chair.
Sam: All we need now is a half-decent plot
Izzy smiled.
"Got it! An epic love story! Between a very beautiful orange-haired stuntwoman and a mysterious man. Izzy on Air!"
"Uh, does anybody have any other ideas?"
Owen smiled.
"Oh! Oh! It's about getting the TD Kids back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!"
"Owen, did you even read our last story?"
"How about one of those 'fish out of water' stories?"
Tyler Zeb held up a fish.
"Yeah, I'm not so sure about that, Tyler."
"It's about a boy who marries a beautiful, perfect blonde actress. And they have to kiss each other, a lot!"
Dakota smiled.
"Uh..."
"(Swedish) How about a novel about the existential conundrum of religious faith?," Swedish Sugar asked.
"I don't think FanFiction members like those kind of novels."
"How about a story where you don't write a story?," Pete asked.
"And we all get to go home early!," Gerry finished.
Both hecklers laughed.
Sam sighed, "Good grief."
Rodney played a somber tune on his piano.
"It's about lonely boy, and one night, he sees something he should never have seen. And he has to live with a terrible secret."
"Uh, that sounds a little dark, Rodney."
Sam rested his chin in his hand and started thinking very hard about what the plot should be about.
A woman with red hair in a bun, glasses, a yellow sweater, a green skirt and black flats walked up to him.
She leaned down and whispered into his ear.
"Sam, how about Total Drama goes on a world tour?"
Sam's eyes widened.
"That's perfect!"
Sam, Owen, Cody, Rodney and Izzy: I thought it was the end, but no, my friends, this is when we get to do it all again!
'Till the final chapter rolls, we've got another go to show them we can do it all again!
We're doing a sequel
It's more of the same
Sam: Let's give it a name!
Sierra joined in, wearing an outfit that matched Izzy and Dakota's.
Sierra: How about Total Drama Again?
All: It's Total Drama again
With Total Drama Again
Dakota: It's Total...
Sam, Owen, Cody, Rodney, Izzy and Sierra: Drama...
All: Again!
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