Hey everyone, its Jasper Hale is My Luver

Disclaimer: My name is not Stephanie Meyer.

p.s. i guess you've noticed i still dont have a computer so i got on the laptop and i edited a little, VERY little kay well enjoy and thanks for all the support i've gotten i appriciate it alot!

One last thing :P I am fully aware that Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie are in 'Collage' but things are always more fun with them around :p (and yes please pretend Jasper is still in high school with them)

On with the story :)

EPOV

'Edward. Edward.' Alice's thoughts rushed into my mind 'Edward! I know you can hear me, I'm outside the door now let me in.' I sighed quietly, knowing Bella was still asleep, then opened the door 'Wow Edward, it took you long enough, I mean, a three toed sloth could have opened it faster,' She ranted

"Alice is there a reason you came in my room at," I looked at the clock "4:39 in the morning? Couldn't it have waited for Bella to wake up?" She cocked her head elegantly to the left

'How many hours of sleep does she need? She's been asleep for like seven hours and nine minutes, she should be fine, I haven't slept for over 100 years, and I'm perfectly fine.' I almost laughed 'perfectly fine' was not the right term to describe her.

"Well, what's the reason you came in?" I asked, getting more frustrated

'I just wanted to warn you that if you have to read at all today don't put any emotion in it because-' her face went blank, almost empty. An evil grin spread across her face, I quickly tried to read her thoughts but she was singing random songs in her head. she smiled at me then skipped out the door.

"Alice!" I hissed hoping not to wake Bella up; she stuck her head in the doorway

"What can I do for you" she said laughingly

"Shh! Anyways, when should I be expecting whatever it is today?" I asked hoping she would accidentally leave a clue or something… why bother getting my hopes up?

'What kind of sister would I be if I ruined that surprise." She teased and skipped away, probably to go rearrange her make-up in alphabetical order… again. Wait a minute she said that surprise, meaning that there's more then one. Crap, crap, crap.

I looked over at the clock again, this time it read 6:53 meaning Bella would need to be woken up soon. I heard a smash from downstairs, along with that smash a flood of thoughts came.

'What is wrong with Emmett?! He ruined a perfectly good game controller, just because he lost.' Came Jasper's thoughts. More smashing 'uh oh, Edwards not going to be too happy when he sees this…' Jasper's thoughts came again. I gently slid my arm out from under Bella and was downstairs before Emmett could say anything. Once I was at the bottom of the stairs I stopped dead -or maybe it's alive because I am dead- in my tracks. There was a smashed controller in my path, like I mean completely dismembered. Emmett was trying to tip-toe out of the room; I stopped him by grabbing the collar of his shirt. I looked around trying to find what else they broke, my piano was fine, the T.V. was fine, Bella was fine, the window was smashed, a car horn was blaring. Why would I be mad about a wind- a car horn? MY CAR! I ran outside to see a huge dent in the side of my Volvo. Lying in front of the dent, Emmett's game controller.

"EMMETT!" I screamed, this was my car! He knows darn well not to break windows or wreck my car and he. Did. BOTH!

'I got to get out of here, maybe I'll hide behind Bella…' Emmett's thoughts swam around my head; he was going to hide behind Bella? That's pretty sad… wait, Bella's asleep, he can't wake her up, she'll be klutzy as ever if he does.

"Emmett you wake Bella up and you're dead!" I warned

"Already am Edward, already am." He laughed, I tackled him, he yelped.

"Actually you're only mostly dead, which means you're still partially alive but I can change that." I growled while pinning him to the ground.

"Edward chill, I'll leave Bella out of this. Now I have much more important things to worry about, like how I'm going to fix that game controller" he tried to push me off him, I grudgingly got up.

"Edward-" Alice sang

"Not now Alice, I have to go wake Bella up."

'That's what I was going to say, anyways Eddie, school started 5 minutes ago.' It took a minute for the words to process. Translation: Bella's late! She is going to be really mad; I'm always supposed to wake her up so she's on time. I started to run up the stairs but stopped and turned to Alice

"And DON'T CALL ME EDDIE!" I screamed then continued running up the stairs. When I ran in to my room I was shocked with what I saw. Bella was sitting on my bed, fully dressed, arms crossed. Not good.

"Hello, Edward…Have a seat" she patted the bed next to her, I gulped

"Bella we have to get you to school" I said hoping to change the subject

"What are a few minutes, we're already late, So Why am I late?"

"Well it was, umm, well I got… distracted, yea I got distracted." I tried to explain, hoping she wouldn't ask how

"How were you distracted?" She asked, as if she could read my mind

"Umm well, you see Emmett threw his game controller so I went down to tell him to be quiet, so you could sleep and he had thrown it out a window and it hit my car. MY CAR! So now it has a dent in it." I flashed her a sad smile "Are you mad at me?" I asked innocently, trying to dazzle her with my eyes, she looked lost for a moment

"Edward Anthony Mason Cullen! How dare you try to dazzle me while I'm mad at you!" She yelled, I looked at my feet sheepishly

"Sorry" I muttered

"So um, anyways, I'm not mad at you for making me late, I'm mad at you for not being here when I woke up. I had a bad dream…" she confessed

"want to tell me what it as about?" I asked

"Well, not really" she looked at her feet " its way to embarrassing"

"Are you sure?" i asked careful not to pressure her

"Come on, let's go to school. We don't need to be more then half hour late." I suggested. She nodded.

We hurried downstairs and out to my now dented car, now that it was lighter I noticed the dent was quite noticeable.

"Bella?"

"Yes?"

"Remind me to completely annihilate Emmett's game system when we get back home." I said through my teeth

"Umm okay…" she responded and buckled her seatbelt.

-One ride to school later-

When we pulled up to the school a few minutes after I couldn't help but wonder again what the 'surprise' was. Whatever it was it wasn't good. I helped Bella out of the car and together we hurried towards English.

We didn't miss too much, the teacher was just explaining that we were going to read a short story aloud, as a class and we were going to be evaluated on it. I was chosen to be first, at vampire speed I skimmed through the beginning of the story. The story was about a small child in Bosnia who had survived an attack thanks to an…Angel? ignoring Alice's warning I began to read:

It was sometime in spring, 1909and I was working in my family's field harvesting crops

when there were screams of terror coming from the village center. I ran towards the house to ask my mom. I opened the door and stopped dead in my tracks; there were 4 strange men in my house, beating my mother. I turned and ran as fast as I could, hoping they didn't see me. I heard shout coming from behind me. This was not good, not good at all.

I was told to stop there, Jessica was to read next. What was all this about anyways? I read the teachers mind to find out

'I can't wait for the play, no one seems to now that's why I'm doing this, Edward was great, I think he should be lead' I stopped there and hit my head on the desk; joy, I get to in the lead in a play I don't even want to be in.

Only 20 more minutes of class until gym, I closed my eyes and pinched the bridge of my nose, trying to somehow will the time to move by faster. I opened my eyes after what seemed like a long time, 18 more minutes, well that failed miserably. Next thing I knew Bella had to read; I quickly looked to see where we were.

My legs scraped as the branches clawed at them. The men were shooting their guns at me they hit me 3 times already and there was no use hiding because of that, because my blood marked my trail. I was just a young lad and they were grown, I couldn't outrun them for long. I ran towards a river and jumped in, forgetting I didn't know how to swim. I almost drowned when two strong hands grabbed me and pulled me out. I was shot again, and again until I was sure I would die. The 4 men left and I was drowning in my own blood. Suddenly a blond haired angel showed up, I knew he was an angel because his eyes were gold and the way he moved, so fast, so perfect.

When Bella read 'golden eyes' some people turned to look at me, I quickly looked down. Mike had to read next.

My eyes were blurred and I was numb all over but I could feel his hands, feeling my body for injuries. Through the blurriness I saw his eyebrows scrunch up when he saw the bullets. So fast I can be sure it actually did happen but he pulled the bullets out with his bare hands because one second he was evaluating them and the next he had 7 bullets in his hand. I was shocked and if I wasn't in so much pain my jaw would have dropped. He carefully picked me up and ran faster then a horse back to the village, where he slowed to a more human pace and brought me to the infirmary where he told me I would miraculously make an almost complete recovery. That was the last I saw of him, but I knew, I had been saved by an angel.

Could that have been? No it couldn't have been, although it seems logical. There had to be more of this story somewhere. I started to search the book we were reading from but the bell rang. 'Now it rings.' I thought bitterly to myself. I walked over to Bella and she had the same lookI did when I heard the description of the so called angel.

"Do you think…?" Bella asked

"It seems logical"

"Wow, I mean I knew Carlisle went around the world studying doctor stuff and I know he saved people but I just can imagine it now that the situations laid out, its just… weird"

"I guess it is for you, so anyways guess why we had to do this nonsense."

"Do I want to know?" she sighed "Why?"

"It was our teacher's clever idea as play auditions." I said with false enthusiasm. Bella's smile quickly changed into a scowl. She crossed her arms,

"That's so unfair, I hate plays."

"Don't we all?" I asked with a sigh, as we walked into our next class.

-Two boring classes I didn't want to write about later-

I was still trying to figure out what the other surprise Alice mentioned was, but she was still blocking her thoughts with silly math problems. I guess I'd have to figure it out like any other human being. Darn, this wasn't fair, I mean Jasper probably knows and I don't. Wait a minute, I could always 'probe' his mind (as he referred to it as) I tried

'Why did Alice want me to 'protect' my thoughts? It's not like Edwards going to know exactly when I'm going to think about how the play is on- OW! WHO KICKED ME?'

"WHO JUST KICKED ME?" Jasper practically screamed. Alice giggled

"Oops that was you? Sorry." She said innocently

'Edward stop trying to search peoples minds, it's inconsiderate.' She thought. I growled.

"Alice, stop trying to keep secrets, its inconsiderate." I mimicked. She smiled

"Edward, what's the play on anyway?" Bella asked

"That's the secret Alice is keeping from us all except Jasper." I spat his name bitterly.

"Oh come on Ed, life is much more fun when you don't know everything." Alice said with too much innocence in her voice. I groaned again not bothering to tell her how much I despise being called Ed.

"Anyways she's going to post the lists tomorrow… can't you wait another 24 hors?"

"No" I whined like a young child.

'Well that's too bad then isn't it' she thought smugly. I was going to speak back but Bella spoke first

"OH! The bell's about to ring! Lunch is over! Edward we have to make it to biology before Mr. Banner or he'll give us detention." I quickly helped her up and we hurried –at human pace- to biology.

In biology we were looking at pond water under microscopes, annalizing the micro-organisms so we could pepare for our mid-term essay. I wasn't paying attention though, I couldn't help but wonder about the play. I tried to concentrate but some body's thoughts were too distracting.

'Eww look these things are moving. Eww this is gross' Lauren, of course.

'Bella looks soo hot today' I growled, it was Mike Newton so I accidentally threw my pen… at his head

'OWWW! Why the hell did Cullen do that?' I laughed.

"Oops sorry Mike."

-More classes I don't want to write about-

The bell finally rang, signaling the day was over. When Alice, Jasper, Bella and I were all in the car we left, Alice and Jasper looked like they were close to laughing and tried to hide it but were failing miserably. I didn't even bother to try to read their minds because they were most likely trying to block them with the stupidest methods ever, songs, and math equations, even what to wear.

"Edward?" Bella started "Was I supposed to remind you to umm, how did you put it? Oh right 'annihilate Emmett's game system when we get back home'?" That's right, the dent in my car!

"Yes, thank you"

"Annihilate Emmett's game system?" Alice asked

"You should already know, you have already seen it in a vision or something"

"Oh yea!" she giggled.

When we finally made it home Emmett was out hunting, I decided it was about time to have a little fun with him I helped Bella out of the car then scooped her up and ran to our room.

"Would you like to have some fun today Bella?" I asked with an evil grin on my face, it probably scared her a little, but if it did she didn't show it.

"Sure…" She said hesitantly

"Okay so here's the plan," I whispered it into her ear. Her eyes went wide then we shared the same evil grin. Just then there was a knock on our door.

"Come in Alice" I said knowing it was her, to my surprise both her and Jasper walked in.

"We want in" Jasper said simply. I was going to object but then I realized where they could come in useful.

"I take it you guys already know the plan?"

"Yup, this is going to be great. You guys probably can't wait to see his face, I already have but I can't wait either." Alice said excitingly.

"First of all, we need a screwdriver, glue, a video camera…" I started he list and went through everything…"Oh! And how about some fireworks?"

"Okay let' get to work then" Bella ordered, and that we did.

-One hour of prank setting up later-

"Wow, it's amazing" Bella and Jasper said at the same time, admiring our work

"Got the tape Alice?" I asked

"Oh yeah!"

"Then go, put it were we discussed." I ordered looking back over our contraption, I mean hey, alls fair in love and war and this, is most definintly war.

EmPOV

I got back from hunting and was going to play my favorite game on my game system. I walked inside and noticed it was gone, weird. HEY! Maybe I put it up in my room to protect it from the wrath of Edward.

When I got up to my room I couldn't find it but I noticed a tape on my bed, what the hell is it? I looked at the title written on it;

"Watch me." Hmm never heard of this movie before oh well it might be good, I slipped it in our old VCR player. At first the screen was black then some captions came up.

The Revenge

By EBAJ

Who is EBAJ? Why have I never seen a movie by him… or her?

Then a picture of my beloved game system came up on screen, the camera moved up so it was focused on a face, not just any face but Edwards face.

"Ahh, Emmett, Emmett, Emmett. What am I going to do with you? First you wreck my car then you don't apologize, tsk tsk, I am very ashamed of you. Oh well, no harm to done, we're all at the meadow right now, were going to have a show with your game system… I hope you don't mind. The show will start when you get here, or at least 7:30" the screen went black

I looked at the clock it was 7:19, I've got to get there, I don't want to miss the show.

When I got there Edward, Bella, Alice and Jasper were all standing near a table with a tarp over something lumpy, weird, I wondered what it was.

"Emmett, you've arrived. Just in time too, the shows about to start." Edward said with something in his voice I can't describe.

"So, what's all this about?" I asked him

"You'll see" Alice piped in

"Okay then" I rubbed my hands together "Lets get this show on the road shall we."

When I said that Jasper pulled the tarp off whatever it was and I stared in shock for a second. There was my game system, looking fine but it had permanent marker on it saying 'Sweet Revenge'. I looked up at them in confusion, they were all smiling evilly

"Emmett we've all had enough of you and your gaming shenanigans-" Jasper cut Edward off there

"Actually I like gaming with you but still, you get all out of control sometimes." Edward started again;

"Anyways we wanted to show you how much we dislike it." He gave the scariest grin I've ever seen. Bella pulled out a shiny blue game controller out of her pocket.

"Emmett we just wanted you to know how harmful your gaming is and how it effects us and you someday." She said then gave me the controller. I stood there hesitantly for a minute; they were obviously up to something. Oh well.

"Well go on" Alice suggested. I looked down at the controller; I didn't know how to work it… I looked up confused

"Its new, all you have to do is press a button, any one and it starts the game." Jasper explained

"Oh okay" I said then excitedly pushed the biggest button on it, the red button.

EPOV

"Oh okay." Emmett said excitedly and pushed the big red button, doesn't he know that you NEVER press the red button?

The second his finger was off the button smoke started coming out of his game system.

"WHATS HAPPENING!" he yelled

"Oh, just a little but of revenge, no big deal" I said back calmly "Revenge is sweet ain't it?"

I could tell he was going to do something but then his game system shot up into the air then exploded into an extraordinary light show

"Wow, fire works are great aren't they?" Jasper asked

"Yea'" Alice, Bella and I said at the same time while watching the colors change from blue to green to red. Emmett fell to his knees and whined

"Why, Why?"

"Because you deserve it, that's why." I told him, he whimpered.

When the fireworks were finally over Alice Bella, Jasper and I ran back to our car and left Emmett trying to re-build his completely destroyed game system.

'Edward I'll get you for this, you just wait' Emmett thought angrily. Doesn't he know that it's not right to get revenge for revenge?

"Did you see his face when it flew up into the air?" Bella exclaimed

"I told you it would be worth it. I'm glad I got to see it twice." Alice bragged.

"Yea yea, we know Alice. Stop bragging already" Jasper said to her. Wow I think that was the first time I've seen him tell her to stop bragging about being physic.

'I can't believe he practically told me to shut up!' Alice thought

'I can't believe I practically told her to shut up!' Jasper thought at almost exactly the same time.

"Jasper, how could you say that to me? I'm your wife." Alice said, shocked.

"I know but I'm-I'm sorry. Please forgive me Alice I didn't mean it." Jasper begged. Alice raised her eyebrows; I could tell she was going to think about some things.

'Edwards you'd better not be in mine or Jazz's mind right now. Remember I can think some things you probably wouldn't appreciate too much.'

"Fine, I'm out, I'm out."

It was a quiet drive home I guess Alice and Jasper made up because she sighed then laid her head on Jaspers arm, not quite reaching his shoulder.

We only had to stop once on the way home, Bella had missed dinner helping us prepare so I bought her some food, although she was being unnecessarily stubborn about me paying I eventually got her to give in.

"You know, I could have paid… I brought money" Bella told me

"I know" I said with a smile

"You still should have let me paid…" she grumbled them muttered something unintelligible.

"So you know he's going to try to get you back right?" Alice said

"Yup, I figured that. His thoughts were murderous when we left." I said with a grin "Out of curiosity what is he going to do Alice?"

"He's not exactly sure yet but I'll let you know what to watch out for when he figures it out."

"Thanks I appreciate it"

"Don't worry about it."

"Okay well I'm done… how about we try to get home before Emmett." Bella said

"He's already home." Alice told Bella "It doesn't matter anyway; he's not doing anything tonight."

"Well I'm tired so let's still go back… I'm sure Charlie is probably a little worried by now."

"Good morning Bella" I said once she started to stir

"Mmph"

"Come on, we have school today… I'll be back I have to get ready too" with that I kissed her on the cheek and jumped out the window.

When I came back she was at the table eating what she called food… it looked more like paste and cement.

"Good morning Bella" I said cheerfully

"Hey Edward"

"So are you ready to see what this stupid play is about?"

"I could care less… but since you seem so eager let's go before you explode" what is she talking about?

"Bella, you know that it is nearly impossible for me to explode." I said trying to change the subject. She sighed,

"Okay well let's go before you die of curiosity."

"Bella…" I started

"You know what I mean, no need to get a technical."

When we got to school there was 3 bright red pieces of paper, I hurried over to them a read the title

Dracula's Revenge

I heard Bella's voice from behind me.

"Oh, the irony"

Well that's all. Should I make this a two of three shot? Please review and let me know what you think…. Flames are VERY welcome. All flames will be used to burn raynabow's crappy things she calls books (told you I'd get you back!)

Anyways check out her story 'Poison love' it's pretty good :p

okay so imma try to edit the other chapter soon too and i have another option up for my next story im going towrite after this, check it out in authors note 3 or 4

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