As Rin and her lord walked among the bushes to find flowers for her to pick, she found this as the opportune time to ask her lord a very important question.
"Lord Sesshomaru how do you get babies?"
Sesshomaru was to say the least disturbed by her question. he tried extremely hard to hide his struggle to answer but only ended up rubbing his temples. He bent down to her level to explain better.
"Um….ok …Rin babies come a very special place inside your body that the gods blessed females with."
"Ok but how do you get one"
"Um well you do this thing,"
"What thing?"
"Uh…well males have a thing and females have a thing and he puts his thing in her thing. And the do the thing"
"Ooooohhhhh………………what thing?"
"Just something"
"Ok" she said being her perky little self
With that she went back to picking flowers, leaving Sesshomaru to breathe until she heard master Jaken coming towards them with a-un. Sesshomaru bent down to whisper to Jaken.
"Milord you look so flustered and …….wait……..are you ……blushing?" he said with utter shock
"Shut up….now listen……remind me to tell Rin about the birds and the bees when her first blood week comes."
"Of course milord"
"Good" he said as he stood up.
Just then he saw Rin running to him with freshly picked flowers.
"Lord Sesshomaru?"
"Yes Rin?" he said slightly annoyed
"Well…" she said blushing "I was hoping you could stick your thing in my thing and we do that thing so we can get a baby"
Jaken looked horrified as to Rin being so crude to her lord and master as to ask something so awful
"Oh quiet you crude wench!!!!...how could you ask something so disgusting to hi lord Sesshomaru….you should be lucky he hasn't killed you as yet …..Aren't I right lord Sesshomaru?"
"…."
Then….
THUD
"Well aren't I right lord Sesshomaru….lord Sesshomaru?"
To his surprise he turned around to see his lord passed out on the ground. He immediately started to panic and babble to himself asking for forgiveness.
Rin stood against a-un and looked up at her pet two headed dragon and simply asked a question.
"Do you know where babies come from?"
Immediately understating the dragon became wide eyed and fainted leaving Rin to ask herself
"What did I say?"
AN: guys be nice to me its my first rin/sess fic so R&R
