Pokemon!!!!
"Come on Pikachu! Let's defeat Team Rocket for the millionth time!" Ash shouted.
Typical things were happening in the world of Pokemon.
Ash was striving to be the best Pokemon trainer in the world even though he insisted in getting rid of his best Pokemon.
Brock was going around trying to get laid.
Team Rocket were for some reason still trying to capture Pikachu.
And that chick (the new one or whatever) was trying to win a contest.
Pikachu shook his head "You know what Ash?"
Ash was taken aback "Pikachu you can talk!?"
Pikachu nodded "Yes, but I really can't be arsed with this farting around anymore!"
"What?" Ash said.
"Look it's been a good ride but we've grown apart," Pikachu explained.
"But we're going to be the greatest in the world!" Ash said.
Pikachu sighed "Look I'm going to make this easy for you and I'm going to leave,"
"No! Pikachu!" Ash cried.
A car pulled up near them. A familiar face was in the driving seat.
"You're…you're going with Gary?!" Ash asked.
Pikachu smiled sympathetically "Goodbye Ash,"
Ash fell to the floor crying.
Team Rocket walked up to Ash.
He looked up.
"Erm… it's probably best if we leave now too," James said.
Ash shook his head "No! Please don't go!"
"I'm sorry, but without Pikachu there's no reason for us to stay," Jesse smiled.
"Meowth that's right!" Meowth added unnecessarily.
Brock ran up to Ash after Team Rocket left.
"Ash! Guess what?!" He screeched with excitement.
"What?" Ash asked with tears in his eyes.
"I'm getting married and leaving forever!" Brock cried with happiness and ran away.
"I'm leaving too," The girl said and thusly did.
Ash then retreated to living with his mum. He grew fat and old.
It's safe to say that Ash died alone.
