Chapter 1: The two mentally ill girls and the crazy yu-gi-oh characters!!!

Mio: Hi!! As ya know my name is Mio_Aki... I always written fics all my life

but this the first time I'll post it...

Kumichan: whaddya mean been writing all your life!! You mean eversince you

were born you writing fics!! And in your sleep and even your

bathroom breaks!!! Ewwwww!

Mio: would you just shut up!!! Ah, this is my stupid bestfreind...

Kumichan: Ah, as if!!

Mio: ignore the curly haired girl, anyway enjoy!!!

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*A girl lying down on her stomach with a pencil on her ear*

" Darn! Got nothing to do!" *notices you*

" Hey! Nice timing! Now what to do? What to do...hey! I got it!"

* Grins evilly* " wanna have a good time? Of course ya do!"

*Picks up phone and dials numbers* " hello? Kumichan I need you to bring these..."

*Whisper, whisper, whisper* " got it? Meet ya there in 10 minutes"

~10 minutes later~

Two girls are standing one has silver hair and the other one was blond

Mio: got it?

Kumichan: Hai! Let's go!

-The two laughs hysterically-

Mio: They are all there. I gathered them.

Kumichan: How did ya get them all there?

Mio: Oh you'll know, you'll know...(laughs hysterically) let's go!

Kumichan: ah mio you're forgetting something

Mio: oh yeah! Remember I don't own any of the yu-gi-oh characters

Or any of the things that might appear in this stupid fic of mine,

And I don't make any money out of this. Well, I wish!

Kumichan: Ya finished?

Mio:(nods) let's go!

The two drag two huge sacks

~Meanwhile~

Joey: Hey Mai I thought you said you needed to see me in private?

(Started thinking about Mai and started blushing and smiling a Hentai smile)

Mai: ya better not go there mister!! (Grabs his shirt and starts slapping Joey)

Mokuba: Hey where's the free candy!?!

Seto: I thought somebody wanted to duel with me

Yami: me too, somebody send me a challenge letter...

Mai: I thought there was a free make-up sampling here...

Yugi: how bout you Tea?

Tea: Me? I just went with Mai... But I really wanted to shop though

Serenity: I thought I had my boys here...

Yami: something is wrong here... really really wrong...

Mai: oh great! Yami just became genius!

Joey: Really? I always thought that Yami was an average person

Mai: Great!!! Here another genius!!!

Ryou: hey! I thought there's gonna be hot girls here!

(Everyone looks at Ryou)

Bokura: That's my line stupid!! You *bleep*! Hey what was that *bleep*?

Hey! *Bleep**bleep*

Seto: what in the hell was that bleeping! Stop that *bleep* thing

Yugi: ah!! Somebody stop the bleeping!!! Somebody!!! Please!!STOP IT!!!

(Yugi collapses, then loses consciousness)

Tea: Oh! My gosh! Yugi!! Somebody stop that *bleep* bleeping!

Yami: I must believe in the cards!!

Serenity: ah, Yami what in the *bleep* has that got to do with

*Bleep* situation!!

Tristin: hey! I could hear something *bleep* there!

(The door flings open with two figures standing in the light)

Yugi:(wakes up and sees tea and the two figures in the light)

Am I in heaven?

Mio: hahahaha! Bow down to your masters!

Yugi: Ahhhhhh! I'm in *bleep*

Seto: why should I!

Kumichan: cause this will happen!

Mio:(clings to Seto and rubs her face against his chest)

Seto: whoa! Hey! Get of me! (Seto turns apple-red)

Mio: ah, Seto-sama! Daiski!

(Serenity glares at Seto!)

Serenity: How dare you! I trusted you!

Kumichan: see that's why. That girl can be very irritating.

Yami: I must take a chance on the next card!

Serenity: could ya stop that!

Bokura: ah, what in the *bleep* is goin' here! And somebody

Stop that bleeping!

Kumichan: (sees Bokura)

Bokura: whoa! Hey! You aren't half bad.( hugs kumichan back )

Kumichan: ( giggles) ah, Bokura-sama(then kumichan sees ryou)

Ryou: hey!

Bokura: oi! don't take my hugs away!

Kumichan: ah, bokura-sama, ryou-sama, daiski!

Seto: ah Ms. can you... let go...

Mio: gomen ne! let's go we're gonna miss our boat!

Joey: hey! whaddya mean, gomen ne! let's go we're gonna miss boat!

Mio: I asked peggy if he could arrange a boat trip for us!

Mai: really?! yes! but we haven't packed yet!

Kumichan: (still hugging ryou) we packed them for ya!

Mio: (opens the two sacks)

Yugi: you mean, you open our dressers and saw our underwear!?!

Kumichan:yup! by the way nice boxers joey!

Mio: yeah! it was so cute! it was red and had hearts printed on it,

it also had Mai's name printed inside the hearts!!!

All the boys: Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Mio: and by the way, nice pink boxers Yugi!

Mai: ( beet red)what are we waiting for? let's go!

Tristin: what if we say no!

Kumichan: well then, we'll just have to do somethin' else.

How about I tell ya about Tristin's printed briefs...

Tristin: (holds kumichan's mouth)

well then what are you guys waitin' for? let's go!

Seto: should we go?

Yugi: I don't know, what do you think Yami?

Yami: My next card is the dark magic summon skull!

seto and Yugi: (sweatdrops) -_-' lets go!

~later~

Serenity: Hey! why do I feel that it only took us a second to

get here?

Mio: that's one of the miracles of the fanfic writer girls!

Mai: that's so cool!

Seto: then what's the purpose of me driving you here?

Yugi: well, sorry to say Seto...

Bokura: He means that your driving was useless! nothing! just a thing

you need to do!

Mio: stop it! nobody makes Seto feel useless!

Bokura: and what are you going to do about it!

Mio: Okay then, get in the car!...Kumichan! hand me the RECORDER!

(DUN DAN DAN)

Mokuba: hey what was that noise?

Serenity: it sounded like one of those noises in some kind of spy movie.

Kumichan: (hesitating) No! It's too harsh to give him the RECORDER...

(DUN DAN DAN)

Mokuba: hey there it goes again

Mio: he asked for it, but with that brain of his it won't bother him, much

(laughs hysterically)

Everbody:-_-'

Bokura: hey i'm getting tired of waiting here!!!!

Mio: okay! I'm coming you stupid *bleep*

Bokura it's about time!

Mio: (gets in the car with Bokura)

Bokura: what are we going to do here?

Mio:(leans forward to Bokura)

Bokura:(blushes) Hey! what in the hell are you doing! I know i'm irresistable

but don't rush!

Mio: STUPID!!! I'm trying to put the tap recorder next to you!

Besides even though I LIKE YOU! I won't make a move on you coz

Kumichan likes ya!

Bokura: Really that silver-haired girl?

Mio: yup! But she likes Ryou better! so better luck next time!

Bokura: (gets serious) Darn all the other guys always gets the girls, why

can't I just have a girl?(his eyes starts to get watery) Darn!

what in the hell is wrong with me!

Mio: I'm really sorry I didn't mean it that way.You're perfectly good

the way you are.

Bokura: really?

Mio: yeah! trust me!

Bokura:(holds mio in the waist)

Mio: (punches Bokura in the face) I always knew you'd try something like that

just to get attention, Well good luck you'll need it.(Mio gets out

of the car)

Yugi: ah, Mio what is recorded on the tape?

Mio: a very powerful thing, powerful but scary.

Kumichan: the thing that is recorded on the tape is Tea's friendship speeches

Mai: you're right, there's nothing more scary then Tea's friendship speeches

Tea:(glaring at Mai, kumichan and Mio)

Mio: this is gonna take some time, so let's fast forward, shall we?

~one hour later~

Kumichan: Joey can ya open the cardoor please...

Joey: Sure!(Joey opens the door)

Bokura: somebody stop the speeches!!! SOMEBODY!! PLEASE!!

Mio: I think I over did it...

Yami: (takes Bokura out of the car) we have to do something or else he'll go

into shock

Joey: He's already in shock!

Kumichan: I know just what to do!(whispers something to Mio)

Mio:(Turns really really red)WHAT!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!

Kumichan: you have to...

Mio: NO!!!!!!!

Kumichan: I told you not to give him the RECORDER(DUN DAN DAN)

you'll have to make him snap out of it!

Mio: Why won't you do it?!

Kumichan: well for one thing it wasn't me who gave him the

RECORDER(DUN DAN DAN)

Mio:.....Okay...(leans over to Bokura and kisses his cheek)

Bokura: wa... what happened...(Bokura sees Mio next to him)

Mokuba: Bokura and Mio sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!

Mio: I'm so gonna kill ya!(starts chasing mokuba around the harbour)

Mokuba: wheee!!^-^

Bokura: -_-' what just happened?????

Serenity: hey there's the yacht!!

Mai: it's about time!!

~inside the yacht~

Mai: pegasus really was nice to give us a boat ride like this

Tea: it's really wierd that he just gave this trip...

Kumichan: he didn't, we had to take away his cartoons and make him listen

to Tea's friendship talks...

Joey: so scary... the freindship girl...

Tea: (hits joey in the head)

Joey: the.....scary......friendship....girl....

Tristin: hey guys!! there's four rooms here....

Serenity: you're right! the first two rooms has four beds, the third room

has three beds and the fourth room has two beds...

Seto: I'll take the first room.

Mio: I'm coming with Seto!

Serenity:(glares at Mio) I'm coming too...

Mio:(also glares at Serenity)

Yugi: I can't take any chances, I'll come with Seto...

I need to watch over those two

Kumichan: I'll go in the second room

Tea: I'll go with her.

Ryou: I'll go with those two

Bokura: I'll go with the wuss...I'll need someone to beat up later...

Mai: the first two rooms are full so I'll take the next one

Joey; I'm coming with the hot babe!

Mai: Yami! You need to come with me I don't want to stuck with that brainless

boy for the whole trip!!!(drags Yami inside the room)

Yami:-_-'

Tristin: so who will I'll stay with?

Mokuba:^-^

Tristin: What did I do to deserve this?!

Mokuba: we'll have so much fun tonight!

Tristin: Oh no! No! no! no!

~ in the first room ~

Mio: so who's gonna drive this thing!?

Serenity: Of course... MY BOYFRIEND WILL!

Seto: -_-'

Mio: Who said he was your boyfriend?

Serenity: I did!!

(the two stares at each other with the stare of death)

Yugi: ^-^' Now guys stop it...

~ in the fouth room ~

Tristin: Ahhhhh!!! No!!!no!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

~ the second room ~

Tea: (looks outside the window) Wow it looks so beautiful!!

Kumichan: yeah romantic isn't it?

Bokura: (holds the two by the waist) I know...

(the two girls hits Bokura with two gaint hammers)

Bokura: where in the hell did you get those hammers!?!

Kumichan and Tea: Hmp!!!!!!!!

Ryou: ^_^'

~in the third room~

Mai: I gonna change into my bathing suit,Yami make sure

he doesn't take a peek while I'm changing(Mai enters the bathroom)

Joey: (smiles)

Yami: don't even think about it!!!!!!!

Joey: come on Yami... I won't tell if you don't tell

Yami: oh no! I won't be pulled into your web of perverty

Joey: No one would know and besides there's no word like perverty

Yami: no!!

Joey: then I'll just take a little peek by myself...

Yami: don't joey I warn you... I'll..I'll send you to the shadow realm

if you do...

Joey: you wouldn't dare...

Yami: I will...

Joey: then do it...

(something hits Joey over the head)

Joey: I..can't...believe it...he...sent me...to the shadow...realm

(loses consciousness)

Yami: (blinks as he saw Mai in a purple separate bathing

suit and then blushes)

Mai: thanks Yami, I know I could count on you!(winks at Yami)

Yami:(turns even more red)

Mai:(walks outside the room) if anyone needs me I'll be at the docks taking

a tan!!!!!!!!!(walks up the ladder)

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Mio: Konnichiwa minna-san! I just wanna say that this fic totally sucks!!!

Oh yeah!!! Please send me your reviews so I can come up with something

good for once!! Thanks in advance for those who'll give me their review.

well bye-bye!!