Chapter 1: The two mentally ill girls and the crazy yu-gi-oh characters!!!
Mio: Hi!! As ya know my name is Mio_Aki... I always written fics all my life
but this the first time I'll post it...
Kumichan: whaddya mean been writing all your life!! You mean eversince you
were born you writing fics!! And in your sleep and even your
bathroom breaks!!! Ewwwww!
Mio: would you just shut up!!! Ah, this is my stupid bestfreind...
Kumichan: Ah, as if!!
Mio: ignore the curly haired girl, anyway enjoy!!!
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*A girl lying down on her stomach with a pencil on her ear*
" Darn! Got nothing to do!" *notices you*
" Hey! Nice timing! Now what to do? What to do...hey! I got it!"
* Grins evilly* " wanna have a good time? Of course ya do!"
*Picks up phone and dials numbers* " hello? Kumichan I need you to bring these..."
*Whisper, whisper, whisper* " got it? Meet ya there in 10 minutes"
~10 minutes later~
Two girls are standing one has silver hair and the other one was blond
Mio: got it?
Kumichan: Hai! Let's go!
-The two laughs hysterically-
Mio: They are all there. I gathered them.
Kumichan: How did ya get them all there?
Mio: Oh you'll know, you'll know...(laughs hysterically) let's go!
Kumichan: ah mio you're forgetting something
Mio: oh yeah! Remember I don't own any of the yu-gi-oh characters
Or any of the things that might appear in this stupid fic of mine,
And I don't make any money out of this. Well, I wish!
Kumichan: Ya finished?
Mio:(nods) let's go!
The two drag two huge sacks
~Meanwhile~
Joey: Hey Mai I thought you said you needed to see me in private?
(Started thinking about Mai and started blushing and smiling a Hentai smile)
Mai: ya better not go there mister!! (Grabs his shirt and starts slapping Joey)
Mokuba: Hey where's the free candy!?!
Seto: I thought somebody wanted to duel with me
Yami: me too, somebody send me a challenge letter...
Mai: I thought there was a free make-up sampling here...
Yugi: how bout you Tea?
Tea: Me? I just went with Mai... But I really wanted to shop though
Serenity: I thought I had my boys here...
Yami: something is wrong here... really really wrong...
Mai: oh great! Yami just became genius!
Joey: Really? I always thought that Yami was an average person
Mai: Great!!! Here another genius!!!
Ryou: hey! I thought there's gonna be hot girls here!
(Everyone looks at Ryou)
Bokura: That's my line stupid!! You *bleep*! Hey what was that *bleep*?
Hey! *Bleep**bleep*
Seto: what in the hell was that bleeping! Stop that *bleep* thing
Yugi: ah!! Somebody stop the bleeping!!! Somebody!!! Please!!STOP IT!!!
(Yugi collapses, then loses consciousness)
Tea: Oh! My gosh! Yugi!! Somebody stop that *bleep* bleeping!
Yami: I must believe in the cards!!
Serenity: ah, Yami what in the *bleep* has that got to do with
*Bleep* situation!!
Tristin: hey! I could hear something *bleep* there!
(The door flings open with two figures standing in the light)
Yugi:(wakes up and sees tea and the two figures in the light)
Am I in heaven?
Mio: hahahaha! Bow down to your masters!
Yugi: Ahhhhhh! I'm in *bleep*
Seto: why should I!
Kumichan: cause this will happen!
Mio:(clings to Seto and rubs her face against his chest)
Seto: whoa! Hey! Get of me! (Seto turns apple-red)
Mio: ah, Seto-sama! Daiski!
(Serenity glares at Seto!)
Serenity: How dare you! I trusted you!
Kumichan: see that's why. That girl can be very irritating.
Yami: I must take a chance on the next card!
Serenity: could ya stop that!
Bokura: ah, what in the *bleep* is goin' here! And somebody
Stop that bleeping!
Kumichan: (sees Bokura)
Bokura: whoa! Hey! You aren't half bad.( hugs kumichan back )
Kumichan: ( giggles) ah, Bokura-sama(then kumichan sees ryou)
Ryou: hey!
Bokura: oi! don't take my hugs away!
Kumichan: ah, bokura-sama, ryou-sama, daiski!
Seto: ah Ms. can you... let go...
Mio: gomen ne! let's go we're gonna miss our boat!
Joey: hey! whaddya mean, gomen ne! let's go we're gonna miss boat!
Mio: I asked peggy if he could arrange a boat trip for us!
Mai: really?! yes! but we haven't packed yet!
Kumichan: (still hugging ryou) we packed them for ya!
Mio: (opens the two sacks)
Yugi: you mean, you open our dressers and saw our underwear!?!
Kumichan:yup! by the way nice boxers joey!
Mio: yeah! it was so cute! it was red and had hearts printed on it,
it also had Mai's name printed inside the hearts!!!
All the boys: Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Mio: and by the way, nice pink boxers Yugi!
Mai: ( beet red)what are we waiting for? let's go!
Tristin: what if we say no!
Kumichan: well then, we'll just have to do somethin' else.
How about I tell ya about Tristin's printed briefs...
Tristin: (holds kumichan's mouth)
well then what are you guys waitin' for? let's go!
Seto: should we go?
Yugi: I don't know, what do you think Yami?
Yami: My next card is the dark magic summon skull!
seto and Yugi: (sweatdrops) -_-' lets go!
~later~
Serenity: Hey! why do I feel that it only took us a second to
get here?
Mio: that's one of the miracles of the fanfic writer girls!
Mai: that's so cool!
Seto: then what's the purpose of me driving you here?
Yugi: well, sorry to say Seto...
Bokura: He means that your driving was useless! nothing! just a thing
you need to do!
Mio: stop it! nobody makes Seto feel useless!
Bokura: and what are you going to do about it!
Mio: Okay then, get in the car!...Kumichan! hand me the RECORDER!
(DUN DAN DAN)
Mokuba: hey what was that noise?
Serenity: it sounded like one of those noises in some kind of spy movie.
Kumichan: (hesitating) No! It's too harsh to give him the RECORDER...
(DUN DAN DAN)
Mokuba: hey there it goes again
Mio: he asked for it, but with that brain of his it won't bother him, much
(laughs hysterically)
Everbody:-_-'
Bokura: hey i'm getting tired of waiting here!!!!
Mio: okay! I'm coming you stupid *bleep*
Bokura it's about time!
Mio: (gets in the car with Bokura)
Bokura: what are we going to do here?
Mio:(leans forward to Bokura)
Bokura:(blushes) Hey! what in the hell are you doing! I know i'm irresistable
but don't rush!
Mio: STUPID!!! I'm trying to put the tap recorder next to you!
Besides even though I LIKE YOU! I won't make a move on you coz
Kumichan likes ya!
Bokura: Really that silver-haired girl?
Mio: yup! But she likes Ryou better! so better luck next time!
Bokura: (gets serious) Darn all the other guys always gets the girls, why
can't I just have a girl?(his eyes starts to get watery) Darn!
what in the hell is wrong with me!
Mio: I'm really sorry I didn't mean it that way.You're perfectly good
the way you are.
Bokura: really?
Mio: yeah! trust me!
Bokura:(holds mio in the waist)
Mio: (punches Bokura in the face) I always knew you'd try something like that
just to get attention, Well good luck you'll need it.(Mio gets out
of the car)
Yugi: ah, Mio what is recorded on the tape?
Mio: a very powerful thing, powerful but scary.
Kumichan: the thing that is recorded on the tape is Tea's friendship speeches
Mai: you're right, there's nothing more scary then Tea's friendship speeches
Tea:(glaring at Mai, kumichan and Mio)
Mio: this is gonna take some time, so let's fast forward, shall we?
~one hour later~
Kumichan: Joey can ya open the cardoor please...
Joey: Sure!(Joey opens the door)
Bokura: somebody stop the speeches!!! SOMEBODY!! PLEASE!!
Mio: I think I over did it...
Yami: (takes Bokura out of the car) we have to do something or else he'll go
into shock
Joey: He's already in shock!
Kumichan: I know just what to do!(whispers something to Mio)
Mio:(Turns really really red)WHAT!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!
Kumichan: you have to...
Mio: NO!!!!!!!
Kumichan: I told you not to give him the RECORDER(DUN DAN DAN)
you'll have to make him snap out of it!
Mio: Why won't you do it?!
Kumichan: well for one thing it wasn't me who gave him the
RECORDER(DUN DAN DAN)
Mio:.....Okay...(leans over to Bokura and kisses his cheek)
Bokura: wa... what happened...(Bokura sees Mio next to him)
Mokuba: Bokura and Mio sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
Mio: I'm so gonna kill ya!(starts chasing mokuba around the harbour)
Mokuba: wheee!!^-^
Bokura: -_-' what just happened?????
Serenity: hey there's the yacht!!
Mai: it's about time!!
~inside the yacht~
Mai: pegasus really was nice to give us a boat ride like this
Tea: it's really wierd that he just gave this trip...
Kumichan: he didn't, we had to take away his cartoons and make him listen
to Tea's friendship talks...
Joey: so scary... the freindship girl...
Tea: (hits joey in the head)
Joey: the.....scary......friendship....girl....
Tristin: hey guys!! there's four rooms here....
Serenity: you're right! the first two rooms has four beds, the third room
has three beds and the fourth room has two beds...
Seto: I'll take the first room.
Mio: I'm coming with Seto!
Serenity:(glares at Mio) I'm coming too...
Mio:(also glares at Serenity)
Yugi: I can't take any chances, I'll come with Seto...
I need to watch over those two
Kumichan: I'll go in the second room
Tea: I'll go with her.
Ryou: I'll go with those two
Bokura: I'll go with the wuss...I'll need someone to beat up later...
Mai: the first two rooms are full so I'll take the next one
Joey; I'm coming with the hot babe!
Mai: Yami! You need to come with me I don't want to stuck with that brainless
boy for the whole trip!!!(drags Yami inside the room)
Yami:-_-'
Tristin: so who will I'll stay with?
Mokuba:^-^
Tristin: What did I do to deserve this?!
Mokuba: we'll have so much fun tonight!
Tristin: Oh no! No! no! no!
~ in the first room ~
Mio: so who's gonna drive this thing!?
Serenity: Of course... MY BOYFRIEND WILL!
Seto: -_-'
Mio: Who said he was your boyfriend?
Serenity: I did!!
(the two stares at each other with the stare of death)
Yugi: ^-^' Now guys stop it...
~ in the fouth room ~
Tristin: Ahhhhh!!! No!!!no!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
~ the second room ~
Tea: (looks outside the window) Wow it looks so beautiful!!
Kumichan: yeah romantic isn't it?
Bokura: (holds the two by the waist) I know...
(the two girls hits Bokura with two gaint hammers)
Bokura: where in the hell did you get those hammers!?!
Kumichan and Tea: Hmp!!!!!!!!
Ryou: ^_^'
~in the third room~
Mai: I gonna change into my bathing suit,Yami make sure
he doesn't take a peek while I'm changing(Mai enters the bathroom)
Joey: (smiles)
Yami: don't even think about it!!!!!!!
Joey: come on Yami... I won't tell if you don't tell
Yami: oh no! I won't be pulled into your web of perverty
Joey: No one would know and besides there's no word like perverty
Yami: no!!
Joey: then I'll just take a little peek by myself...
Yami: don't joey I warn you... I'll..I'll send you to the shadow realm
if you do...
Joey: you wouldn't dare...
Yami: I will...
Joey: then do it...
(something hits Joey over the head)
Joey: I..can't...believe it...he...sent me...to the shadow...realm
(loses consciousness)
Yami: (blinks as he saw Mai in a purple separate bathing
suit and then blushes)
Mai: thanks Yami, I know I could count on you!(winks at Yami)
Yami:(turns even more red)
Mai:(walks outside the room) if anyone needs me I'll be at the docks taking
a tan!!!!!!!!!(walks up the ladder)
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Mio: Konnichiwa minna-san! I just wanna say that this fic totally sucks!!!
Oh yeah!!! Please send me your reviews so I can come up with something
good for once!! Thanks in advance for those who'll give me their review.
well bye-bye!!
Mio: Hi!! As ya know my name is Mio_Aki... I always written fics all my life
but this the first time I'll post it...
Kumichan: whaddya mean been writing all your life!! You mean eversince you
were born you writing fics!! And in your sleep and even your
bathroom breaks!!! Ewwwww!
Mio: would you just shut up!!! Ah, this is my stupid bestfreind...
Kumichan: Ah, as if!!
Mio: ignore the curly haired girl, anyway enjoy!!!
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*A girl lying down on her stomach with a pencil on her ear*
" Darn! Got nothing to do!" *notices you*
" Hey! Nice timing! Now what to do? What to do...hey! I got it!"
* Grins evilly* " wanna have a good time? Of course ya do!"
*Picks up phone and dials numbers* " hello? Kumichan I need you to bring these..."
*Whisper, whisper, whisper* " got it? Meet ya there in 10 minutes"
~10 minutes later~
Two girls are standing one has silver hair and the other one was blond
Mio: got it?
Kumichan: Hai! Let's go!
-The two laughs hysterically-
Mio: They are all there. I gathered them.
Kumichan: How did ya get them all there?
Mio: Oh you'll know, you'll know...(laughs hysterically) let's go!
Kumichan: ah mio you're forgetting something
Mio: oh yeah! Remember I don't own any of the yu-gi-oh characters
Or any of the things that might appear in this stupid fic of mine,
And I don't make any money out of this. Well, I wish!
Kumichan: Ya finished?
Mio:(nods) let's go!
The two drag two huge sacks
~Meanwhile~
Joey: Hey Mai I thought you said you needed to see me in private?
(Started thinking about Mai and started blushing and smiling a Hentai smile)
Mai: ya better not go there mister!! (Grabs his shirt and starts slapping Joey)
Mokuba: Hey where's the free candy!?!
Seto: I thought somebody wanted to duel with me
Yami: me too, somebody send me a challenge letter...
Mai: I thought there was a free make-up sampling here...
Yugi: how bout you Tea?
Tea: Me? I just went with Mai... But I really wanted to shop though
Serenity: I thought I had my boys here...
Yami: something is wrong here... really really wrong...
Mai: oh great! Yami just became genius!
Joey: Really? I always thought that Yami was an average person
Mai: Great!!! Here another genius!!!
Ryou: hey! I thought there's gonna be hot girls here!
(Everyone looks at Ryou)
Bokura: That's my line stupid!! You *bleep*! Hey what was that *bleep*?
Hey! *Bleep**bleep*
Seto: what in the hell was that bleeping! Stop that *bleep* thing
Yugi: ah!! Somebody stop the bleeping!!! Somebody!!! Please!!STOP IT!!!
(Yugi collapses, then loses consciousness)
Tea: Oh! My gosh! Yugi!! Somebody stop that *bleep* bleeping!
Yami: I must believe in the cards!!
Serenity: ah, Yami what in the *bleep* has that got to do with
*Bleep* situation!!
Tristin: hey! I could hear something *bleep* there!
(The door flings open with two figures standing in the light)
Yugi:(wakes up and sees tea and the two figures in the light)
Am I in heaven?
Mio: hahahaha! Bow down to your masters!
Yugi: Ahhhhhh! I'm in *bleep*
Seto: why should I!
Kumichan: cause this will happen!
Mio:(clings to Seto and rubs her face against his chest)
Seto: whoa! Hey! Get of me! (Seto turns apple-red)
Mio: ah, Seto-sama! Daiski!
(Serenity glares at Seto!)
Serenity: How dare you! I trusted you!
Kumichan: see that's why. That girl can be very irritating.
Yami: I must take a chance on the next card!
Serenity: could ya stop that!
Bokura: ah, what in the *bleep* is goin' here! And somebody
Stop that bleeping!
Kumichan: (sees Bokura)
Bokura: whoa! Hey! You aren't half bad.( hugs kumichan back )
Kumichan: ( giggles) ah, Bokura-sama(then kumichan sees ryou)
Ryou: hey!
Bokura: oi! don't take my hugs away!
Kumichan: ah, bokura-sama, ryou-sama, daiski!
Seto: ah Ms. can you... let go...
Mio: gomen ne! let's go we're gonna miss our boat!
Joey: hey! whaddya mean, gomen ne! let's go we're gonna miss boat!
Mio: I asked peggy if he could arrange a boat trip for us!
Mai: really?! yes! but we haven't packed yet!
Kumichan: (still hugging ryou) we packed them for ya!
Mio: (opens the two sacks)
Yugi: you mean, you open our dressers and saw our underwear!?!
Kumichan:yup! by the way nice boxers joey!
Mio: yeah! it was so cute! it was red and had hearts printed on it,
it also had Mai's name printed inside the hearts!!!
All the boys: Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Mio: and by the way, nice pink boxers Yugi!
Mai: ( beet red)what are we waiting for? let's go!
Tristin: what if we say no!
Kumichan: well then, we'll just have to do somethin' else.
How about I tell ya about Tristin's printed briefs...
Tristin: (holds kumichan's mouth)
well then what are you guys waitin' for? let's go!
Seto: should we go?
Yugi: I don't know, what do you think Yami?
Yami: My next card is the dark magic summon skull!
seto and Yugi: (sweatdrops) -_-' lets go!
~later~
Serenity: Hey! why do I feel that it only took us a second to
get here?
Mio: that's one of the miracles of the fanfic writer girls!
Mai: that's so cool!
Seto: then what's the purpose of me driving you here?
Yugi: well, sorry to say Seto...
Bokura: He means that your driving was useless! nothing! just a thing
you need to do!
Mio: stop it! nobody makes Seto feel useless!
Bokura: and what are you going to do about it!
Mio: Okay then, get in the car!...Kumichan! hand me the RECORDER!
(DUN DAN DAN)
Mokuba: hey what was that noise?
Serenity: it sounded like one of those noises in some kind of spy movie.
Kumichan: (hesitating) No! It's too harsh to give him the RECORDER...
(DUN DAN DAN)
Mokuba: hey there it goes again
Mio: he asked for it, but with that brain of his it won't bother him, much
(laughs hysterically)
Everbody:-_-'
Bokura: hey i'm getting tired of waiting here!!!!
Mio: okay! I'm coming you stupid *bleep*
Bokura it's about time!
Mio: (gets in the car with Bokura)
Bokura: what are we going to do here?
Mio:(leans forward to Bokura)
Bokura:(blushes) Hey! what in the hell are you doing! I know i'm irresistable
but don't rush!
Mio: STUPID!!! I'm trying to put the tap recorder next to you!
Besides even though I LIKE YOU! I won't make a move on you coz
Kumichan likes ya!
Bokura: Really that silver-haired girl?
Mio: yup! But she likes Ryou better! so better luck next time!
Bokura: (gets serious) Darn all the other guys always gets the girls, why
can't I just have a girl?(his eyes starts to get watery) Darn!
what in the hell is wrong with me!
Mio: I'm really sorry I didn't mean it that way.You're perfectly good
the way you are.
Bokura: really?
Mio: yeah! trust me!
Bokura:(holds mio in the waist)
Mio: (punches Bokura in the face) I always knew you'd try something like that
just to get attention, Well good luck you'll need it.(Mio gets out
of the car)
Yugi: ah, Mio what is recorded on the tape?
Mio: a very powerful thing, powerful but scary.
Kumichan: the thing that is recorded on the tape is Tea's friendship speeches
Mai: you're right, there's nothing more scary then Tea's friendship speeches
Tea:(glaring at Mai, kumichan and Mio)
Mio: this is gonna take some time, so let's fast forward, shall we?
~one hour later~
Kumichan: Joey can ya open the cardoor please...
Joey: Sure!(Joey opens the door)
Bokura: somebody stop the speeches!!! SOMEBODY!! PLEASE!!
Mio: I think I over did it...
Yami: (takes Bokura out of the car) we have to do something or else he'll go
into shock
Joey: He's already in shock!
Kumichan: I know just what to do!(whispers something to Mio)
Mio:(Turns really really red)WHAT!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!
Kumichan: you have to...
Mio: NO!!!!!!!
Kumichan: I told you not to give him the RECORDER(DUN DAN DAN)
you'll have to make him snap out of it!
Mio: Why won't you do it?!
Kumichan: well for one thing it wasn't me who gave him the
RECORDER(DUN DAN DAN)
Mio:.....Okay...(leans over to Bokura and kisses his cheek)
Bokura: wa... what happened...(Bokura sees Mio next to him)
Mokuba: Bokura and Mio sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
Mio: I'm so gonna kill ya!(starts chasing mokuba around the harbour)
Mokuba: wheee!!^-^
Bokura: -_-' what just happened?????
Serenity: hey there's the yacht!!
Mai: it's about time!!
~inside the yacht~
Mai: pegasus really was nice to give us a boat ride like this
Tea: it's really wierd that he just gave this trip...
Kumichan: he didn't, we had to take away his cartoons and make him listen
to Tea's friendship talks...
Joey: so scary... the freindship girl...
Tea: (hits joey in the head)
Joey: the.....scary......friendship....girl....
Tristin: hey guys!! there's four rooms here....
Serenity: you're right! the first two rooms has four beds, the third room
has three beds and the fourth room has two beds...
Seto: I'll take the first room.
Mio: I'm coming with Seto!
Serenity:(glares at Mio) I'm coming too...
Mio:(also glares at Serenity)
Yugi: I can't take any chances, I'll come with Seto...
I need to watch over those two
Kumichan: I'll go in the second room
Tea: I'll go with her.
Ryou: I'll go with those two
Bokura: I'll go with the wuss...I'll need someone to beat up later...
Mai: the first two rooms are full so I'll take the next one
Joey; I'm coming with the hot babe!
Mai: Yami! You need to come with me I don't want to stuck with that brainless
boy for the whole trip!!!(drags Yami inside the room)
Yami:-_-'
Tristin: so who will I'll stay with?
Mokuba:^-^
Tristin: What did I do to deserve this?!
Mokuba: we'll have so much fun tonight!
Tristin: Oh no! No! no! no!
~ in the first room ~
Mio: so who's gonna drive this thing!?
Serenity: Of course... MY BOYFRIEND WILL!
Seto: -_-'
Mio: Who said he was your boyfriend?
Serenity: I did!!
(the two stares at each other with the stare of death)
Yugi: ^-^' Now guys stop it...
~ in the fouth room ~
Tristin: Ahhhhh!!! No!!!no!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
~ the second room ~
Tea: (looks outside the window) Wow it looks so beautiful!!
Kumichan: yeah romantic isn't it?
Bokura: (holds the two by the waist) I know...
(the two girls hits Bokura with two gaint hammers)
Bokura: where in the hell did you get those hammers!?!
Kumichan and Tea: Hmp!!!!!!!!
Ryou: ^_^'
~in the third room~
Mai: I gonna change into my bathing suit,Yami make sure
he doesn't take a peek while I'm changing(Mai enters the bathroom)
Joey: (smiles)
Yami: don't even think about it!!!!!!!
Joey: come on Yami... I won't tell if you don't tell
Yami: oh no! I won't be pulled into your web of perverty
Joey: No one would know and besides there's no word like perverty
Yami: no!!
Joey: then I'll just take a little peek by myself...
Yami: don't joey I warn you... I'll..I'll send you to the shadow realm
if you do...
Joey: you wouldn't dare...
Yami: I will...
Joey: then do it...
(something hits Joey over the head)
Joey: I..can't...believe it...he...sent me...to the shadow...realm
(loses consciousness)
Yami: (blinks as he saw Mai in a purple separate bathing
suit and then blushes)
Mai: thanks Yami, I know I could count on you!(winks at Yami)
Yami:(turns even more red)
Mai:(walks outside the room) if anyone needs me I'll be at the docks taking
a tan!!!!!!!!!(walks up the ladder)
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Mio: Konnichiwa minna-san! I just wanna say that this fic totally sucks!!!
Oh yeah!!! Please send me your reviews so I can come up with something
good for once!! Thanks in advance for those who'll give me their review.
well bye-bye!!
