Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I have no rights to it nor do I make any money from writing these fics.
A/N: This little plot bunny came from a daydream where a young boy shoved a fork into his fat father and watched as he deflated like a balloon and left a healthy man in his place.
Dudley's Science Experiment
Vernon Duresly gave a happy hum as he bite down on a freshly baked doughnut, he licked up the jam as it squirted out of the doughnut.
'Lovely' Vernon moaned as he swallowed, 'The freak can at least make a descent doughnut if nothing else.'
Vernon continued to eat the doughnut, moaning at every heavenly bite. The freak was out for the day; his wife was happy trying on her new dress and his son...
Six year old Dudley Duresly waddled into the kitchen, a sharp metal fork in hand. He gave his father a determined look, gripping his fork tightly in his hand as he remembered what had happened in class that day.
Flashback start
Dudley watched with wide eyes, he never knew that science would be so exciting.
"And if you'll watch class, when I stab this balloon with this fork," the teacher said stabbing the balloon with the fork causing the balloon to deflate, "See how it's gone a lot thinner as the air has all gone out, it's similar to what happens when a person loses weight. The air in the balloon is like fat in a person, which leads us to what we'll be studying this-"
Dudley zoned out, an idea forming in his mind. His mummy had been telling his daddy off about his weight, that he could have something called a heart attack. If what his teacher had just shown them with the balloon then maybe...
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With a determined look in his eyes Dudley marched forward with his fork held in a good poking position.
Vernon had just finished off his jam doughnut and was currently licking the last of the sugar and jam off of his fingers with a pleased hum. Everything was going great...
Poke poke
Ignoring it Vernon continued only to feel the poke again, this time it came more violent.
Poke Poke Poke
Vernon gave a growl; if that freak thought that this was funny he'd-
"AHHH! What the hell!" Vernon swore as he felt three metal prongs stab into his pudgy side that was showing as he had put weight on and needed bigger clothes.
Before Vernon could do anything an angry pouting voice came to his ears.
"Daddy no go thin! Daddy didn't lose weight like the balloon loses its air!"
Turning around Vernon found his son standing next to him with a fork in hand and a frown on his face.
Dudley gave his dad one of his best glares, "You're being bad! You're not losing weight like the science teacher shown us with the balloon!"
Vernon groaned into his hands as Dudley continued to poke him with the fork. This Vernon decided was a reason why he thought knowledge was deadly, especially in the hands of the wrong person. He'd be having a talk with Dudley's teachers tomorrow.
The End.
Just a funny little one shot, hope it's alright.
