Hello people! This is my second fanfic and I decided to do a Naruto one. Heheh… Don't put me down too much though, okay?
DISCLAIMER: I don't own this any part of this except for the plot and Luna-Powder
Chapter 1: Naruto Uzamaki's Plan
A blond head poked out of the covers as the alarm continued to ring endlessly throughout the small apartment. Yawning, Naruto Uzamaki slapped the alarm clock and seemed to stare into space. Recently it seemed to Naruto as if everyone in team seven needed a good kick in the gut. After Orochimaru came during the Chuunin exams, team seven's daily training seemed to become repetitive and boring. Naruto really needed to spice things up here in Konoha. He looked at the clock and gasped. It seemed as if he was late for the morning's training and so he hurriedly left the room to get ready for the day. Spicing up Konoha would have to wait, first he had to go meet up with team seven.
"There he is! Gosh, Naruto, where have you been? You're 15 minutes late today!" exclaimed Sakura Haruno with a pout on her face. Naruto stuck her tongue out at her as his reply. A vein seemed to pop out of Sakura's forehead as she clenched and unclenched her fist. Later Sakura, first the training, then the beating! Sakura relaxed a little and tucked some loose hair behind her ear.
"Geez, Kakashi-sensei's late again! It doesn't matter anyway it seems to be the same training OVER and OVER again!" replied Naruto in a tired way.
"I can't believe you're not hyper today, baka…" Sasuke replied nonchalantly. Naruto glared daggers at him.
"You're lucky I'm tired today or I would've done more about that comment…" replied Naruto with just a little bit of edge to his voice.
"Oh really? And what could YOU do to ME? I'd like to see you put your money where your mouth is!" Sasuke answered coolly.
"It's on!" Just as Naruto was about to punch Sasuke, their masked teacher appeared and grabbed Naruto's hand.
"Now, now, just because I'm a little late doesn't mean you can fight already," Kakashi said in amusement.
"Sensei…" Sakura angrily looked at Kakashi. "You're half an hour late as usual! Why in the world do you always take so long?!?" Kakashi sighed.
"Let's get training, shall we?"
Once team seven's training was over, they headed their separate ways, Sakura saying for the millionth time that she loved Sasuke, Sasuke smirking at Naruto, and Naruto getting pissed off at Sasuke. Ah, such was life… Anyways, Naruto entered his apartment and turned on the TV. He was flipping through channels when a commercial caught his ear.
"Tired of living in 'Dullesville' or 'Borecity'?"
Naruto nodded to himself.
"Well, have we got the solution for you! Introducing Luna-Powder! Feed some to your friends and family and watch their interesting actions and be entertained for weeks! Order yours today and we'll throw in another bag of Luna-Powder! Call 1-800-987-6543, once again the number is 1-800-987-6543. Remember, if your friends and family don't turn into lunatics we'll give you a FUULL refund! ORDER NOW!!!"
Naruto quickly picked up the telephone and dialed the number. "Hello, Luna-Powder enterprises speaking! How may I help you?" Naruto's heart started beating faster as his excitement mounted.
"Yes, I'd like to place an order…"
A week came and went with Naruto gaining more and more excitement each day. Finally, on the eighth day of waiting a package came. Naruto was watching cartoons and laughing when he heard a knock on his door. He hurriedly walked over to answer it. "Hey, is there a Naruto Uzamaki here?"
"That's me!"
The mailman looked him over and sighed. Man, I hate kids… "Ahem, uh, just sign here please. And here. And here. And here. And… Done. Good day, kid." And he walked away.
Naruto slammed the door and could hardly wait. He immediately took a kunai and started hacking away at the package. Eventually two bags were found. The two bags showed a stick figure eating the powder on the front and then on the back the stick figure was acting like a chicken. Naruto sweatdropped. I wonder who made the design for the bags… "Oh well, who cares!" Naruto exclaimed happily. Who should he use this potent powder on first?
"Naruto, it's awfully weird for you to invite Sasuke-kun and I for ramen all of a sudden." Sakura said cautiously as the ramen bowls were set down in front of team seven. What the hell is this guy planning? Oh well, Sasuke's here and that's all that matters!
"I told you Sakura, I just thought we should get together like we used to before Orochimaru came!" replied Naruto excitedly as he began to dig into his noodles. Heheheh… SUCKERS! Sasuke coughed while slurping up some noodles, which indicated the Chuunin exams were still a sore topic with him. "Anyways, the ramen's on me! Dig in guys!" It's worth it to see what this powder's going to do to you two… Heheheh…
Sasuke looked over at Naruto. It was clear by the face he was making that he was imagining something evil, Naruto's face was like an open book at times. Sasuke sighed and continued to eat his ramen.
Now! "Hey, is that Itachi on top of that building?"
Sasuke and Sakura both spit out their ramen and hurriedly turned around. Naruto grinned and took out a bag that held Luna-Powder. Quick as a whip, he poured some in Sasuke's ramen bowl. He did the same to Sakura's too. Heh. I can't wait to see what happens when they eat the powder.
"Naruto, my older brother isn't anywhere in sight. Baka…" Sasuke punched Naruto as he seemed to find it funny. "What's so funny?"
Naruto could barely hold in his excitement. "N-N-Nothing… Pffft… Heehee…" Sasuke punched Naruto in the gut and then continued eating his ramen as if nothing was wrong. He deserved it… thought Sasuke to himself as he inwardly smiled. Sakura looked at the two boys and sighed.
"Naruto you idiot..." mumbled Sakura as she went back to eating her ramen. At first they ate the ramen and acted as if nothing was wrong. Naruto almost thought the powder had failed him when all of a sudden Sakura and Sasuke fell headfirst into their ramen bowls. Naruto jaw dropped. What have I done? Was the Luna-Powder actually a poison in disguise? Oh I'm such a gullible idiot! Stupid baka! He snapped out of his thoughts when he heard Sakura moan, in what, ecstasy? Naw, that wasn't possible. Sasuke and Sakura both lifted their heads as if nothing had happened and silently left the ramen place and went their separate ways. Sakura looked a bit more, I don't know, drunk and Sasuke looked a bit more pissed, but otherwise they seemed fine. Naruto looked both ways. What happened tonight? I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out. Damn…
He just didn't know how weird Konoha would become…
How did you like it? I hope it wasn't too bad… I promise the next chapters will be more eventful and longer, okay? Please review or I'll feed Luna-Powder to you too… XD
