A.N : okay this isn't a story I tried. I was bored one day. Enjoy this regret then cry. You had been warned.
Chapter one: The meeting
Chris was going to mc fucking ds to get his obesitic munch on of his acid ridden teeth. His fat bounce to the counter to the poor teen grill. He'd like aanything cuz I don't feel like being detailed.
As he sat down with his attraction sign poorly drawn with his abominations of sonicfucku. "Oh hai chris" Tommy spoke with his long fuvkily hair on the blaring eye aching lights.
Chris gasped 'O-Oh.. my senpai. . Tommy W. My favorite actor." He blushed but shook his hill chins and boiled head trying to not think of hunk of bad directors. "STAY STRAIGHT. I CHRISTIAN WESTION DUMBFUCK IS STRAIGHT!!'
Chris finally respond, "oh hi Tommy, "
Tommy smiled like a blob fish and sat down in front of him. "How's your sex life?"
Chris: oh uh... it's... uh not I wanted. .. I had been trying I had been trying to get uh a boyfriend free girl for a while now..but so many stress has been happening to get me crashing into slumber.. these jerk ops..Mary Lee Walsh the trolls are TAKING A TOLL ON ME! BUT I KNOW ILL FIND ONE IF I KEEP SITTING ON MY ASS DRINKING FANTA THAT TASTE LIKE SALT AND CONTINUE MY SONIFUCKU COMIC!" he teared up and sighed of his trade mark sighs. I didn't care to explain because if Chris and Tommy are lazy I'll be one too cuz yknow, 4kidz. Tommy sighed and looked at Chris at his beauty. "Chris, maybe you need some rest.. the stress from the trolls. I know how it feels since Lisa tore me apart, my love...that whore who cheated on me for that descent actor mark. That fucker...I was better than him...I had the money of 600,000,00? Dollars of the movie but saved most WAS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST MOVIE EVARRR" Chris sadly nodded seeing Tommys vein growing and twitching like a bent boner. "I will try to...but nothing will cure my sadness until I get a boyfriend free girl that I will treat like they are my popped sex dolls. " Tommy thought for a moment and looked at Chris. "Hm.. Well Chris...how about I invite you somewhere like to my place. I'd like to start our friendship a bit more friendlier."
Chris tilted his head in curiosity. "To where?"
Tommy reached down his pockets finding his keys "I call it, The Room" come there at 5:00 pm. I swear we will have a good time and we. Will watch movies like the room"
Chris blushed redder than his unclit.
"Oh I'd like too"
Tommy grinned like a blob fish again"okay Chris, see you deree"
