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Orochimaru sighed. The chunin exams where almost here. The Plan was ready to begin, but he needed a reliable agent to control his 'team' for the exam. Wincing at the only available one with the necessary strength he reached over to the intercom. "Please send for Tsumibito."
Leaning back Orochimaru reviewed everything he knew about her. "Hyuuga Tsumibito, daughter of a rouge Main Branch and a Kumo nukenin of all things. A master of the Byakugan and Lightning jutsu and sound manipulation. Twenty two years old, loyal' a distant crash followed by a cry of "Constant Vigilance!" "And very strange."The door to his office slammed open and she strode in."Yo! Orochi-datesha you called?
Orochimaru gazed at her. Tall, almost six foot, shoulder length black hair. Pale Byakugan eyes, a short nose and thin lips set in a grin. She was clad in the standard purple and gray pattern Oto jounin uniform. The only thing out of place was a large metal bracer full of holes on her right arm.
"Yes I did Tsumi-chan I did. The Chunin exams are fast approaching and I need someone to supervise our genin team while I head to Suna to begin final preparations. Unfortunately you are the strongest one aside from me and so are the best choice to be in the heart of enemy territory." He explained.
"What but I need to finish my experiments? I have just about finished the whole chakra sound resonance feedback problem." Shaking her arm. "This is the only stable one. Besides, Hyuuga remember. They see my eyes and they'll be like "Where the hell did you come from let's go slap a brain exploder on your forehead then tell us all about your adventures. That would be bad you know? But I have a Solution!"
"Oh Great, hear it comes" Orochimaru could only watch helplessly as his strongest ninja built up into one of her rants.
"And then I thought what about my eyes, they are very pretty but every can recognize them. So I was like Tsumi chan are you or aren't you a genius? I was like, 'of course I am.' so I made this."
Steeling himself for something horrific, Orochimaru was pleasantly surprised when she pulled out "An Eyedropper?""Yes I can see the amazement on your face boss. This is the original 'Tsumi chan's Incredible Eye Disguiser.' You see I realized that eventually I would have to go to a village and be in disguise for a long time. Using henge is impossible so I made this. A single drop in the eye will turn the coolest eye colors a bland and uninteresting brown. One drop last for ten days, it doesn't interfere with Doujutsu either. Plus only the first few test subjects went blind so it's perfectly safe! With this I can hide out in Konoha and no one will ever realize that I am a Hyuuga well until I attack anyway." Taking a breath she continued. "So what do I need to do Boss?"
Happy that the rant was over Orochimaru replied. " I need you to take our top genin squad and head to Konoha. There you will have them register and supervise them for the exam. Kabuto will eventually make contact with you to discuss the final details after the Second portion. I will be arriving for a few days but during the Third exam I will be impersonating the Kazekage so you will be in charge of the general offense. Understand?" Receiving a nod and a grin. "Good now go. They are waiting at the north entrance. You should leave as soon as possible."
"Kay boss. You can count on me. The Great Tsumi chan to get them to the finals. Oh and destroy the Leaf too." With a last wave and grin she disappeared in a crackle of lightning.
"I swear that girl disturbs me." Ignoring the irony of that statement turned back to the paperwork on his desk.
The north entrance building was actually a an underground entrance surrounded by smaller buildings that housed various stores and barracks for the budding Sound Village. Walling towards the barracks her team was in Tsumibito began to sing.
"On the day I was born all the nurses gathered round. And they gazed in wide wonder at the joy they had found. The head nurse spoke up 'leave this one alone' She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone. Bad to the bone, Bad to the bone b-b-b-b-bad, b-b-b-b-b-bad bad to the bone."
Those passing by gave her a wide space as she neared the door of the barracks. Kicking in the door she leapt through. Shouting into the room she spoke.
"Alright you maggots. Which three of you are Abumi Zaku, Tsuchi Kin, and Kinuta Dosu?"
Three kids raised their hands. The girl was a plain looking brunette. The first boy was broom haired, and surly faced. The last boy was hunched over and covered in a large hay stack. Most of his face was covered in bandages. All three of them had the standard Sound uniform.
"Great I've got a mummy, a broom, and a girl." Over their protests she continued. "All right you lucky three are now officially Team Sinner, named for your lovely and wise Sensei, me Tsumibito. Now boys and girls lock your socks and rock your cocks. You're going to the Chunin Exam!"
