A/N: Hola mis amigos. I'm gonna attempt a sequel here. But before you start jumpy clapping in excitement, please know that I really have no idea where I'm going with this new tale. There is no plan and it may very well suck balls. Which I guess may not be a bad thing to some. LOL! I'm just gonna write and post as it comes to me. I'll try to update a couple times a week, some chapters may be long, some may be short, and some may be medium sized. Just depends on my mood I suppose. Anywho… I hope you missed these characters as much as me. And I missed all of you too.
X's and O's to my betas, LovinRob and DannysMom.
Happy reading!
This is where we last left our two lovebirds:
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!" we hear my mother screaming through the door.
"Oh shit!"
Chapter 1
Edward
"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!" My mother shouts as she continues to bang on the door.
I drop my head into Bella's neck and my rapidly shrinking cock makes a hasty retreat from her pussy. I'm not really in the mood to deal with my mother right now. I'm blissfully happy at the moment and she is going to come in here and lay the most epic guilt trip ever on me. I need to think of something, and fast, before the other hotel patrons call security on her loud ass.
"Damn it." I groan, lifting myself off Bella.
I hop off the bed and dig in my unpacked suitcase for something to wear. I pull on my grey plaid PJ pants and a black wife beater. I scrub my hands over my face and sigh as I look towards the door.
"Well let's get this over with." I say, turning back towards the bed to only see that it is now empty.
I hear the lock on the bathroom door click into place and just shake my head.
"Chicken shit!" I shout at her though the door.
"I love you Wardo." Is her muffled response.
I walk towards the door, slowly. When she's mad at me my mother always makes me feel like I'm 5 years old again. I hate making her angry. Well, time to face the music I think to myself as I plaster a smile on my face and pull the door open.
My mother is standing there, slightly hunched forward, her shoulders are heaving and she's flushed in the face.
"Mama! I missed you so much!" I say, reaching out to pull her in for a hug.
She bats my hand away and storms by me into the room without a word. My father gives me a sympathetic look and a squeeze to my shoulder.
"Son."
"Hey pops." I whisper, giving him a sad smile.
"It'll be fine, just let her rage for a minute. I'm not necessarily pleased with you, but congratulations none the less."
My dad has always been the level headed parent where as my mom can overreact with the best of them. Case in point, she's pacing, well it's more like stalking, back and forth, and muttering who the fuck knows what under her breath while pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Mama?" I practically whisper.
She stops and looks at me, glares really and I shrink down into myself. She crosses her arms over her chest and gives me that look. You know the one. The 'explain yourself before I kick your ass from here to next week for being such a stupid dumb fuck by getting married, in Vegas, in a sleazy drive thru chapel, by James Bond no less, in jeans and a tee shirt, while you were drunk, the night before your brother's wedding, without your parents or said brother present' look.
"I'm sorry." I say shrugging my shoulders.
My mom just huffs and starts with her stalking again.
After a few minutes, we hear the bathroom door open and Bella walks out in crazy short denim cut-offs, a shiny metallic grey tank top and those motherfucking fuck me boots. Her hair is pulled up into a high ponytail and I can see the sparkle from her wedding ring as she nervously rubs at her collarbone. I'm regretting not putting any underwear on now because the flimsy cotton is not hiding my growing excitement at the sight of my beautiful wife. My mother stops short and smiles brilliantly at Bella.
"There she is, my new daughter-in-law. Come, come, come." My mother says, pulling Bella into a tight hug.
I frown at the warm reception HB gets when I haven't even been granted a single word since I opened the damn door to them.
"It's good to see you again Charlotte." Bella says as my mom rocks them back forth, still hugging. She finally lets Bella go and glares at me again.
"Edward, I'm so disappointed that you took this wonderful girl's chance at a real wedding away. I mean really, how selfish can you be?" She says.
"Mama M, he didn't take anything away from me. If anything, I took it away from him. He was hesitant to do it like we did, but I insisted. It was perfect and perfect for us. Well, except that none of you were there. I know you're mad, but be mad at me and not Edward ok?" Bella says.
HB walks over to me and wraps her arms around my waist. She smiles brightly as she lifts up on her toes to kiss my chin. I can't help but smile back and wrap my arms around her shoulders.
"Mama, I really am sorry. But HB is right, it was perfectly us, spontaneous and crazy. We got lots of pictures and I'm pretty sure there is a video in the bag too." I tell her, eyeing the purple gift bag that's sitting on the desk.
"We'll have to get Rosie's laptop to watch it. I'm sure she won't mind. And just so you know, I may not remember much, but I'm fairly certain the chapel was not of the sleazy drive thru variety, aside from the crusty old cowboy who only had eyes for Bella." I tell her.
"You haven't watched the video yet?" My mother asks, her tone softening.
"Nope. We should watch it together. I can't guarantee we didn't act like fools, but I'd like to watch it with you and dad."
"Ok." She says, smiling at me finally.
"I'll call Lita." Bella tells us, walking to her purse.
10 minutes later, our hotel room is way too crowded. Rosalie took it upon herself to invite everyone over to watch the video. So with my mom and dad seated front and center in front of the laptop and Bella and I standing right behind them, we relive our wedding.
It was… short. The video was less than 7 minutes minutes from start to finish I think. And other than the cheesy lines delivered by the Faux 007 that married us, it was really nice. And surprisingly non-crazy considering the 4 people in attendance. My mom is sniffling and trying to stealthily wipe at her eyes. My dad just smiles at her, slings his arm over her shoulders and kisses her temple.
"Well, I still wish I was there, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be." My mother says, rubbing my hand that's on her shoulder.
"Dude, I can't believe you got married by James Bond. That's fucking badass!" Emmett bellows and my mother just sighs, loudly.
"Sorry Mama M." Emmett says, properly chastised from just a sigh.
"Creepy cowboy was uber creepy though. I thought he was gonna keel over from bouncy tits here." Riley says, thumb pointing in the direction of where Bella is standing.
My mother sighs again and just shakes her head.
"Alright party people, time to move this fiesta downstairs. We are going to eat breakfast together and then we are spending the rest of the day at the pool. Bella needs some color on her pale ass skin. I want her to glow tomorrow." Alice says.
"Gee thanks, Alice. I love you too. Fucking bitch." HB scoffs, hands fisted on her hips.
"Girls! You speak like… like… like longshoremen." My mother says, shaking her head.
"Mama, I think you mean swear like a sailor." Jasper says, laughing.
"Don't sass me young man." My mom says, grinning and patting his cheek.
"When are your parents getting here Alice? I'm not spending the day at the pool with you lot. My fragile ears can't take it." My mom says, digging in my suitcase.
"Their flight gets in at 11." Alice says, heading out the door.
"Honestly Edward. Didn't I teach you anything? You've been here for almost a day already and your clothes are still in the suitcase." My mom says, folding my underwear before putting it in one of the drawers.
"Nice chonies, E-Baby." Riley snickers.
"Mom! Do you mind?" I say, grabbing the handful of boxers and socks from her and just tossing them in the drawer.
"Where's Alec?" Bella asks Riley.
"Still sleeping. I wore his ass out last night." Riley says, wagging his brows.
"Nice." Bella says, bumping fists with him.
"Oh geez!" My mother whispers, palming her face.
"Move it people!" Alice yells from the hall.
"Sir, yes sir!" Emmett says, complete with salute.
"I'm going to wake Alec up, meet you down there in a few." Riley says, leaving the room.
"We'll meet you down there in 15 minutes. I need to at least change out of my pajamas." I tell Jasper since Alice is already gone.
"Cool. See you in a few, bro." He says, slapping me on the back as he follows Ham and Rosalie out of the room.
"Edward, I'm still upset with you, but you did good. You married a great girl and I can't wait for grandbabies. And you need to shave." My mother says, patting my scruffy cheek while Bella chokes and spews water all over the room.
"You alright dear?" My mother asks a wide-eyed Bella.
She gives my mother what I know to be a fake smile and just nods.
"Ok. See you kids downstairs." My father says, pushing my mother through the door to our room.
"Wardo, I love your mom, but she's fucking crazy. One second she wants to kill you and now she's talking grandbabies. She's going to give me whiplash."
I just shrug, because yeah, my mom is a bit wacky.
"Let me get changed real quick before Drill Sergeant Alice comes back up here and makes me do push-ups or some shit for being tardy."
"Hurry up husband." HB tells me, smacking my ass as I bend over my suitcase.
"You know I'll get you back for that." I tell her without turning around.
"Ooooh! I'm shaking in my fuck me boots." She taunts me.
I can't contain my groan and just shake my head at her.
I love her.
So much.
And I'm hard again.
She giggles.
Fucking tease.
A/N: Let me have it.
