Author's Note: This is a fic about IchiRuki and some cheesy lines that I knew and discover. This will be a 10-chapter Fanfic. Please read and review! Enjoy!
Pairing: IchiRuki
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
Cigarette
Rukia's POV
Ichigo and I are peacefully walking on our way home along the streets of Karakura where stores and shops are lined up near the side walk. There's a store where you can buy Electric Guitars, jewelries, and more. I even saw a store that sells stuff toys and guess what? I saw Chappy in it!! I asked Ichigo if we could go inside but he refuses, damn that strawberry. And so I walk ahead of him because of what he did. I'm about to turn right at the corner but I felt a hand landed on my shoulder. I looked at the owner of the hand and saw it was him although he isn't looking at me; instead he's staring at a store that sells CIGARETTE! My eyes widen, he couldn't be thinking of using that horrible thing! I mean isn't cigarettes bad for the health? He's just sixteen! I should stop him before he decides to destroy his life.
"Ichigo."
"What?" He responds, not looking away at that damn store. I'm getting worried on what he was thinking. "I know what you're thinking so you better sto—"
"Rukia, are you a cigarette?"
"Eh??" Now what the heck is that? He just asked me if I'm a cigarette! Is he crazy?
He then looks at me with a smile plastered on his face and removes his hand from my shoulder. "I asked if you're a cigarette."
"W-What the hell are you talking about?"
"Well, I think of you as my cigarette."
And now I'm his cigarette! There's something wrong with him.
"What?? Why?"
"It's because you're giving me HOPE and FORTUNE."
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My cheeks turned a little bit red and I glanced at him, there on his face plastered an evil smirk. Stupid cheesy line of Ichigo! He started to walk and left me. I'm surprised of what he had said and I somehow got annoyed by it, and that's when I realized it. He just told me that I gave him hope and fortune, aren't they brands of cigarettes? Oh that moron! I run to him and kicked his shin immediately. The red on my cheeks didn't leave so I tried hiding my face from him but I tragically failed. He chuckled upon seeing my face and snake an arm on my shoulder as we started to walk home again.
Author's note: YAY! The first Cheesy Line is done. Oh, and I don't own Hope and Fortune. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Please leave a review. If you have any suggestions or additions to my Cheesy Lines, then please do tell me! Thank you. :D Sorry if i have some mistakes, and please do tell me what is it. :DD
This chapter is dedicated to Black Sun Upon An Icy Sky. Hope you like it, "RUKIA!". :D
- renzuki
