The G-Boys Tornado

Created by a small cold and a regular, hyper day of bowling on a Saturday morning. Don't ask HOW the boys got to the bowling alley, you don't want to know. Seriously.

Zero (me): So, Who knows how to bowl?

Heero: *raises hand*

Duo: yea, you would wouldn't you? You Perfect Son of a-

Zero: Anyone else?

Trowa: *shakes head*

Quatre: I have. Once or twice...I stink, though

Zero: ok, well everybody has ta learn!

Disclaimer: Same as everyone else I know! I don't own GW or anything else I use in these fics...if I did, I'd have BIG parties weekly and have Eminem Cds!

(Scene 1)

Duo: What are we doin' here??

Trowa: Where is 'here' first of all?

Heero: you're at a bowling alley, so obviously you're planning on bowling?

Duo: huh?

Heero: a place where you pick up a ball and throw it down a lane, hitting pins.

Quatre: *nods* yeah, Duo! You should try it!

Duo: *under his breath* like I have a choice....

Quatre: *smiles* then lets get started!

Duo: *now, for some reason, happier* Yeah! *runs down the aisle*

Quatre: you need the proper shoes!

Duo: *turns around* wha-? You need PROPER shoes for this??????

Quatre: yeah

*The boys get their shoes, after finding out their shoe sizes, calmly and find a table. They sit down, put the shoes on, and move to the ball rack, since they don't have any of their own*

~~~~(Scene 2)~~~~~~~~~

Duo: Ooooohhhhhhh! Look at this one! *Points to a ball*

Trowa: *sarcastically* yeah, that's nice, Duo. *Picks up a green one and tests its weight. Nods, and walks back to the table*

Duo: Ooooohhhhh! And this one! *points to another one*

Heero: Hey, Duo! Catch! *Throws an 12-pound ball at Duo*

Duo: Huh? Oh- *Catches the ball, but smashes his fingers against the floor* OUCH! *Sticks his fingers in his mouth*

Wufei: *shakes head, disgusted* and they call you the God of Death...

Duo: *takes fingers out of his mouth* hey, Wu-man!

Wufei: Don't call me that! It sounds too much like you are calling me 'woman'!

Duo: Duh!

Wufei: *death glare* what did you say?

Duo: Duh!

Wufei: *raises eyebrow* and what is that supposed to mean?

Duo: Duh!

Wufei: Say that again, and you will wish you hadn't.

Duo: Duh, Duh, DUH!

Wufei: MAXWELL!!!!!! *charges at the braided one*

Duo: *Dodges, but drops the ball, which lands on Wufei's foot*

Wufei: ARGH! MAXWELL, YOU'RE DEAD!

Duo: *Runs backward, sticking out his tongue at Wufei*

Wufei: *suddenly stops* Maxwell, you Idiot! Watch where you're going!

Duo: huh? *turns around just as he trips and falls, sliding over the foul line and still going*

Heero: *walks up to Wufei, shaking his head* Had ta chase him, didn't you?

Wufei: *crosses arms and pretends not to notice the pilot flailing down the lane* He did ask for it.

Quatre: *in a panicky voice* we're gonna get kicked out, we're gonna get kicked out, we're gonna- *gets interrupted by a loud crash*

Wufei: yeah, I uh...got a strike!

(Scene 3)

Heero: You're up first, Trowa.

Trowa: *nods, picks up the ball with his fingers in the right holes and stands in front of the lane* am I aiming at something?

Quatre: Yeah, the pins! Try to knock them ALL down!

Trowa: *shrugs, takes a step forward and swings the ball*

*5 pins*

Quatre: you get one more shot! C'mon Trowa! *cheers*

Wufei: Calm down, it's only for fun.

Quatre: *blushes* oh, yeah.

*Trowa throws the ball once more and knocks down the rest of the pins*

Duo: My turn, my turn, MY TURN! *dances on up and picks up a random ball from the rack. Aims, swings, and....gutter-ball!* What the? How-? But, I-!?

Heero: *smirks* keep it on the lane, Maxwell!

Duo: *pouty face* don't YOU start, too!

Quatre: Go, Duo! Get the rest of those pins!

Duo: the rest? You mean ALL *picks up the returned ball, aims, and throws it.*

*2 pins*

Heero: *motions for Quatre* you're up.

Duo: hmph. You guys don't come up with annoying names for him!

Wufei: *in a too-sweet voice* Duo does not like his whittle nickname?

Duo: Duo wishes Wu-man would zip it and let the blonde bowl.

Wufei: I'm not stopping him.

Quatre: *comes back* no one stopped me, I'm done.

*8 pins*

Heero: Wufei, center stage.

Wufei: *gives one final glare at Duo, then picks up his ball, aims, and throws*

*3 pins*

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

Duo: Wu-man only got one more than me! *does the happy-dance*

Heero: But, he does have one more ball.

*Gutter ball*

Duo: No he doesn't! *sticks out tongue at Wufei*

Wufei: Shut it, Maxwell!

Duo: Wu-man got three little pins, Wu-man got three little pins, Wu- man got-

Wufei: I said CAN IT!

Duo: *stays out of Wufei's reach* no ya didn't! you said 'shut it, Maxwell'!

Wufei: ARGH! I swear, you will get it as soon as I am allowed a shot at you.

Heero: You are allowed to now, until his turns up again. *goes on up to bowl*

*9, but the last pin wobbles*

Heero: *death glare, Heero-style*

*Pin falls over*

Duo: No fair! He glared at it!

Heero: So?

Duo: and it fell over!

Heero: So?

Duo: Isn't that against the rules?

Heero: no

Duo: but, but, but

Heero: what?

Duo: I donno

Heero: Trowas up.

Quatre: this is on a spare, so knock'em down!

Heero: Quatre, calm down.

(Scene 4) *9th frame*

Heero: Duos up

Duo: *moans* do I hafta?

Quatre: Yes, then we can finish

Duo: *mumbles* cant wait to get home..

Trowa: Not enjoying this, Maxwell?

Duo: *moans louder* not you, too! *throws the ball and get his turn over with a quick as possible*

*8 pins*

Quatre: you've gotten better, Duo.

Duo: *slightly happier* yea, I have, huh?

Wufei: *moans* don't rub it in!

Duo: *looks at the score* I'm better than wu-wu-man!

Wufei: *moans again*

Heero: Quatre, you're up.

Quatre: yey! *dashes up*

Trowa: take it easy, your gonna hurt yourself up there

Quatre: don't worry, Trowa. *bowls*

*9 pins*

Quatre: well, that's ok, I guess! *hops around*

Duo: *watches him, eyes following every bounce* he's either on sugar, sniffing something, drunk, or on Zero System.

Heero: *rolls his eyes* OR he's been hanging out around a certain Braded Baka we all love so much!

Duo: *thinks* ME?

Heero: no, the Easter Bunny.

Duo: *eyes widen* You've seen him?

Heero: *nods*

Duo: Man, you are so lucky! You have any idea how many times I've tried to catch him??

Heero: 10?

Duo: less

Heero: 3?

Duo: less

Heero: 1?

Duo: YES!

Heero: *rolls eyes*

Duo: I just learned about that fuzzy bunny a year ago!

Heero: and you wanted to catch him?

Duo: Darn(sorry, I can't curse..my net time'd be taken away)! How'd you get to be so smart, Heero?

Heero: School?

Duo: you didn't catch my sarcasm

Heero: whatever. Wufei, you're next.

Duo: Go, Wu-man!

Wufei: *glares*

*4 pins*

Wufei: Duo that was all your fault!

Duo: That was not my fault!

Wufei: Was to!

Duo: Was not!

Wufei: Was to!

Duo: was not!

Wufei: WAS TO!

Duo: WAS NOT-hey, hero got ANOTHER strike!

Wufei: he's cheating

Duo: INJUSTICE!

Wufei: That was MY line!

Duo: *sticks out tongue*

Wufei: I swear, Maxwell!

Duo: I know you do. You're going to hell!

Wufei: and I'm taking you with me!

Duo: nuh uh!

Wufei: Yea huh!

Hero: will you two break it up?

Both: NO!

Heero: Trowa got a strike, too.

Both: *moan*

Duo: my turn, ill show ya'll what I can do!

*3 pins to a spare, 5 pins* (it's the 10th frame, now)

Wufei: That was AWSOME, Maxwell!

Duo: *glares* I slipped! I would've had a strike!

Wufei: sure, you would have

Quatre: aw, the last frame already? *goes up to bowl*

Heero: they only allowed us one game, and we're lucky we even got that! *looks at Duo*

Duo: wha? I didn't do anything! He pushed me! *points at Wufei*

Wufei: did not!

Duo: Did too!

Heero: ZIP IT! It's getting old.

*spare, 9 pins*

Heero: not too bad, Q.

Duo: Q?? That's the best name you could come up with for him????

Wufei: My turn, now I'll REALLY show you all who's the boss around here!

Duo: Wu-man! Don't be afraid of those pins, now!

Wufei: ZIPIT!

Duo: sheesh, no respect at all!

Heero: *under his breath* like you deserve any

Duo: I heard that, Hee-chan

Heero: Heard what?

Duo: don't play dumb with me.

Heero: what do you mean?

Duo: you know what I mean!

Heero: *stares at him*

Duo: *looks away* I SWAER I DID NOT PUT THOSE WORMS ON YOUR PILLOW!

Heero: *continues staring*

Duo: *takes a peek at the other pilot* ok, ok, I DID

Heero: *glares*

Duo: now, back to bowling....

Wufei: OH YEAH! Who rules?

Duo: What'd ya get?

Wufei: two strikes and a gutter!

Duo: *faints*

Heero: my turn. *goes up and bowls*

Duo: What was that???

Heero: two strikes.

Wufei: when did you decide to join us, Duo?

Duo: I never left you guys.....did I?

Heero&Wufei: *sighs*

Wufei: so, Perfect Soldier, why only two? And what did you get on that last ball of yours?

Heero: don't ask me! And ...AN 8!

*Wufei and Duo faint*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Final scores-Trowa-189

Duo-78

Quatre-111

Wufei-77

Heero-298

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The end of that R&R PLEASE!!!~~~~~~~~

Wufei: What the %$@#@%$##$$$& was that??

Duo: that was me beating you!

Wufei: *growls*

Duo: OH! Mister Dragon-Dude's mad!

Wufei: *knocks Duo out*

Duo: @_@

Heero: Thank you, Wufei.

Wufei: your welcome, Heero.

Quatre: *shakes head sadly*

Zero: what's the matter, Blonde?

Quatre: Duo's going to want revenge and he's going to punch Wufei and Wufeis's going to get his revenge again...it's never going to end!

Zero: Poor Q. ANYways, how'd ya'll like bowling?

Heero: I... I lost...

Duo: @_@

Trowa: fun

Quatre: same, it was great!

Wufei: ok, I guess. When Maxwell was quiet.

Heero: I...I failed...

Zero: no ya didn't

Heero: I missed those two pins...

Zero: so?

Heero: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! *goes into shock*

Zero: Heero? *shakes him* Heero?! Oh well, he needs some rest anyways.