Iggy's bedtime stories

"In the beginning on time there was nothing, but a dude who seriously needed to shave. Then he decided to make a bride worthy of his awesomeness. So he made a woman out of one of his seriously long mustache hairs. Surprisingly, she was really hot!"

"Iggy! What would Max think if she heard you right now?" Max and Fang had gone off to find supplies (and to possibly have a make out session.) So, Iggy was in charge of having to put the younger members of the flock to bed. They wanted a bed time story, and wouldn't settle for the famous "Once upon a time, SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP! Story.

"I'm in charge, so on with the story! Any way, this woman was pretty much super model worthy. So, she decided to make a husband of her own. This dude was created, but he wanted an even prettier wife. So this wife was even hotter. This cycle went on until, this person was so freaking awesome, that he turned ugly. This was the creation of the first ugly person! Nighty night kids!" Iggy left, leaving the rest of the flock to wonder what the heck was wrong with him

The end!