I was bored... if you want more then review... btw i don't own twilight... but i do own that stupid telemarketer.

I guess it was supposed to be a normal day… except for the fact that when Edward, Renessme, and I got to the Cullen Mansion, Alice, Rose, and Jasper were on the ground laughing. Emmett was on the phone, nodding with enthusiasm. I looked at them funny, and looked over at my husband for an explanation. He just shook his head and had a smile on his face.

"So, if I'm correct, you live in Forks, Washington?" I heard a deep voice ask through the phone.

"Yes!" Emmett answered, really happy.

"I've seen that you have a lot of loans you have to pay."

"Yes!" This time Emmett shouted it.

I looked at him with a confused look on my face.

"How much in loans would you say you have to pay?" the telemarketer asked.

"YES!" Emmett sung.

"Well, can I have the last three digits of your social security number?"

"Yes." Emmett said slowly, making it sound as though he was confused.

"Sir, I will understand because some people don't want to give out their social security so why don't you give me the last four numbers of your cell phone number."

"YES!" he said, in a deep voice.

"Okay, let me ask you a series of questions." The telemarketers said. "You have collage loans to pay off correct?"

"Yes?" Emmett asked.

"You do live in Forks, Washington correct?"

"Yes." Emmett sung again.

"Your last name is Cullen correct?"

"Yes…" Emmett made it sound as though he was thinking about it.

"Now, you are a dim wit yes?"

I tried to keep my laughter in as Emmett agreed to that question… or rather half-question, half-statement.

"Thank you. I'll make sure that that is put on the record." The telemarketer said, as he hung up.

I bursted out laughing along with the others. Reneesme looked at us with confusion. She lifted her hand to my face and replayed the scene. She was asking what was so funny.

"It's nothing, Reneesme." Edward answered, trying to stop laughing.